I moaned, sitting up. "What in the heck?" I said aloud. I was in a tiny living room, lying on a couch. A guy with jacked up black hair sat sleeping, a chicken wing in his hand and drool coming out of his mouth. My eyebrows rose. "Okie dokie." I was about to leave ( I mean after all, I don't like staying at people's houses who drool constantly) when a lady, bustling with energy, came into the room.
She looked at me, "Oh! You are awake, Kuro." I froze. Kuro. No one knew that name except grasshopper. I was immediately suspicious. "Where is Grasshopper?" I asked, unconsciously backing up against the wall. She looked at me strangly, and then busted out laughing.
"Do you mean Piccolo?" She asked, stifling giggles.
"Yeah. Grasshopper. Tall and green." I said hopefully. "Did he bring me here or something?"
The woman sobered up. "Yes, you were very ill…You were so blue and cold. You should have seen the way he was holding you. I had to do a little convincing for him to let go after passed out. He just eats so much damned chicken…" She trailed off. She turned her attention to me fully." So, spill the beans already!" She pranced to sit on the couch.
I looked at her puzzled. "What do you mean?"
She punched me playfully. "You know! What up with you and the green guy?" She had an evil smile on her face. I could feel the heat rising to my cheeks.
"Nothing." I replied, looking downward. For some reason, I just couldn't look at her in the eyes. Hmmm. Must be the side effects of my illness.
"See! You are blushing!" She poked me laughing. "Come on! Just tell me!" She prodded more. I smiled at her crookedly, she wouldn't take no for an answer. Fine. Let me have a little fun with her.
"You got me." I said fakely, sighing. This was fun. "I'm pregnant with his child." I said, biting the inside of my gums to keep from laughing. You should have seen her face.
Her eyes were open about a mile, and an amazed look on her face. "Are you sure?" She asked me.
"What do you mean?" I asked, equally confused. "Of course! I know when I am pregnant!" I was getting pretty convincing.
"Ok, I just didn't know…Nameks could...you know…" She made a couple of hang gestures and stuff. I blushed more. This is so weird.
"You can't tell anyone." I said stone-facedly. She looked at me just as serious, as if I'd told her a secret recipe or something. "Ok." But she got this dreamy look on her face. " Oh! I wonder what it'll look like! Baby clothes! Ah! And I can make it a cute little hat with holes for it's antennas! Ha ha ha!" She laughed genuinely happy. I was surprised by this woman's happy spirit, because she was so kind and caring. She had helped me when Piccolo just barged in with me in her house, and now she was planning my "pregnancy."
"What is your name again?" I asked
"Chichi." She replied smiling. "This is so exciting!" All of a sudden I felt bad for lying and misleading her. I was about to tell her when I heard the distinct swishing of a cape.
" Is she fixed?" Piccolo's deep voice resonated in the circular room. Chichi nodded. I don't think she exactly liked him very much.
"Please come back soon, Kuro dear! We have so much to plan!" She elbowed me "You are always welcome here!" She winked, as we shut the door.
As soon as I took a look at Piccolo, I busted out laughing.
"What is so funny?" He asked skeptically. His had his, er, eyebrow rose. It was so cute.
"Nothing." I replied snorting, still laughing. I jumped into his arms before he could protest. "Take me home, ok?" He caught me swiftly, and as my face neared his I got a closer look at him. His eyes were so serious…but underneath lay a deep look of worry.
I couldn't help but laugh, even though the situation was serious. When we were in the air, he asked again. "What is so funny?"
I put my arms around his shoulders. He tensed a little, but relaxed. "Piccolo dear." I started, "I am bearing your brat." If I thought Chichi's reaction was big, you should have seen his. Again, it was so cute. I think his antennae was quivering. "What in the hell?" he asked quietly.
"Not for real!" I said, concerned about him. He looked all confused, like he was gonna have a breakdown…but pleased somehow. " Chichi just thinks so." I laughed again, thinking about all the events today. We were near the cave.
"Who says you live here anyway?" Piccolo asked, crossing his arms. His face was still a little…pink from the "news." He carried me to a corner and sat down.
"Me." I replied, snuggling up to him. Why not? He was there, anyway. It surprised him, but he wrapped his arms around me, getting comfortably. I was weird how they fit in the exact right spots on my body.
"Why?" He asked, I guess talking about why I thought I lived here.
"Because." I told him, looking solemnly into the depths of his eyes. They were beautiful, right there so close. I can't believe I'm saying all this junk. "I keep you warm." I said softly. He just looked at me. The silence was getting thick. I had to do something.
On instinct, I brought my lips up to his cheek, and planted a single kiss. He did not jerk away, but drew me in closer. I rested my cheek against his neck, feeling his warm pulse flow through. "Thank you for keeping me warm too. Piccolo." I said, a silent thank you for everything passing between us. He grunted a reply. I didn't realize I was actually doing any of this, until morning.
I picked her up from Chichi's house, and we were going home. For some odd reason. She kept on laughing, with this smug look on her face. "What is so funny?" I asked for the second time. She just laughed some more. "Piccolo dear." She said, wrapping her arms around me. I tensed, but relaxed. Hey, not too bad. I was really surprised anyway, though. "I am bearing your brat." She said looking at me.
I think my face turned yellow. "What in the hell?" I asked deeply. Let me tell you, right up until that moment, I had never really thought about women having children. I just know that after being profusely fat for nine months (which is so unpractical, how would you train?) A kid pops out. I really didn't know about how it all happened. I seriously hoped that I didn't do anything to make her, er, conceive. I don't know, like touching her elbow. What if that got her pregnant?!?!
Seeing my confusion, she informed me, "Not for real! Chichi just thinks so!" She laughed again, unaware of my close to a heart attack. I sighed, and took her into the cave. I can tell you honestly, I almost dropped her while we were flying.
"Who says you live here, anyways?" I asked. I took her to a corner and sat down. "Me." She replied, getting all close to me. Doesn't these humans do this a lot? I wrapped my arms around her, for some odd reason…enjoying it. I could feel her warm body against my frozen joints in the flight.
"Why?" I asked, trying to break an uneasy silence. Was she embarrassed?
"Because." She looked at me straight in the eyes. She said something I didn't expect. 'I keep you warm." She brought her face close to my cheek, and I did not move. I felt her lips brush against my cheek softy. I drew her in closer, and she rested her head on my neck. It was such a strange but...pleasing feeling, like I was supposed to be doing this exact thing. Somewhere along the lines, I said "Screw you" to that "resist! Resist!" voice in my head. Damn, it felt good.
The mighty Piccolo, brought down by a dark kitten.
~La Fin~
Can you say "sequel?" Perhaps, maybe ^_~ I know this story was short, but i had no plot developed for it. I am ending it here, so i wont drag it out. Hope you enjoyed it, thanks for everyone's support.
Kureeji
www.geocities.com/fushigi_mirai_pan
She looked at me, "Oh! You are awake, Kuro." I froze. Kuro. No one knew that name except grasshopper. I was immediately suspicious. "Where is Grasshopper?" I asked, unconsciously backing up against the wall. She looked at me strangly, and then busted out laughing.
"Do you mean Piccolo?" She asked, stifling giggles.
"Yeah. Grasshopper. Tall and green." I said hopefully. "Did he bring me here or something?"
The woman sobered up. "Yes, you were very ill…You were so blue and cold. You should have seen the way he was holding you. I had to do a little convincing for him to let go after passed out. He just eats so much damned chicken…" She trailed off. She turned her attention to me fully." So, spill the beans already!" She pranced to sit on the couch.
I looked at her puzzled. "What do you mean?"
She punched me playfully. "You know! What up with you and the green guy?" She had an evil smile on her face. I could feel the heat rising to my cheeks.
"Nothing." I replied, looking downward. For some reason, I just couldn't look at her in the eyes. Hmmm. Must be the side effects of my illness.
"See! You are blushing!" She poked me laughing. "Come on! Just tell me!" She prodded more. I smiled at her crookedly, she wouldn't take no for an answer. Fine. Let me have a little fun with her.
"You got me." I said fakely, sighing. This was fun. "I'm pregnant with his child." I said, biting the inside of my gums to keep from laughing. You should have seen her face.
Her eyes were open about a mile, and an amazed look on her face. "Are you sure?" She asked me.
"What do you mean?" I asked, equally confused. "Of course! I know when I am pregnant!" I was getting pretty convincing.
"Ok, I just didn't know…Nameks could...you know…" She made a couple of hang gestures and stuff. I blushed more. This is so weird.
"You can't tell anyone." I said stone-facedly. She looked at me just as serious, as if I'd told her a secret recipe or something. "Ok." But she got this dreamy look on her face. " Oh! I wonder what it'll look like! Baby clothes! Ah! And I can make it a cute little hat with holes for it's antennas! Ha ha ha!" She laughed genuinely happy. I was surprised by this woman's happy spirit, because she was so kind and caring. She had helped me when Piccolo just barged in with me in her house, and now she was planning my "pregnancy."
"What is your name again?" I asked
"Chichi." She replied smiling. "This is so exciting!" All of a sudden I felt bad for lying and misleading her. I was about to tell her when I heard the distinct swishing of a cape.
" Is she fixed?" Piccolo's deep voice resonated in the circular room. Chichi nodded. I don't think she exactly liked him very much.
"Please come back soon, Kuro dear! We have so much to plan!" She elbowed me "You are always welcome here!" She winked, as we shut the door.
As soon as I took a look at Piccolo, I busted out laughing.
"What is so funny?" He asked skeptically. His had his, er, eyebrow rose. It was so cute.
"Nothing." I replied snorting, still laughing. I jumped into his arms before he could protest. "Take me home, ok?" He caught me swiftly, and as my face neared his I got a closer look at him. His eyes were so serious…but underneath lay a deep look of worry.
I couldn't help but laugh, even though the situation was serious. When we were in the air, he asked again. "What is so funny?"
I put my arms around his shoulders. He tensed a little, but relaxed. "Piccolo dear." I started, "I am bearing your brat." If I thought Chichi's reaction was big, you should have seen his. Again, it was so cute. I think his antennae was quivering. "What in the hell?" he asked quietly.
"Not for real!" I said, concerned about him. He looked all confused, like he was gonna have a breakdown…but pleased somehow. " Chichi just thinks so." I laughed again, thinking about all the events today. We were near the cave.
"Who says you live here anyway?" Piccolo asked, crossing his arms. His face was still a little…pink from the "news." He carried me to a corner and sat down.
"Me." I replied, snuggling up to him. Why not? He was there, anyway. It surprised him, but he wrapped his arms around me, getting comfortably. I was weird how they fit in the exact right spots on my body.
"Why?" He asked, I guess talking about why I thought I lived here.
"Because." I told him, looking solemnly into the depths of his eyes. They were beautiful, right there so close. I can't believe I'm saying all this junk. "I keep you warm." I said softly. He just looked at me. The silence was getting thick. I had to do something.
On instinct, I brought my lips up to his cheek, and planted a single kiss. He did not jerk away, but drew me in closer. I rested my cheek against his neck, feeling his warm pulse flow through. "Thank you for keeping me warm too. Piccolo." I said, a silent thank you for everything passing between us. He grunted a reply. I didn't realize I was actually doing any of this, until morning.
I picked her up from Chichi's house, and we were going home. For some odd reason. She kept on laughing, with this smug look on her face. "What is so funny?" I asked for the second time. She just laughed some more. "Piccolo dear." She said, wrapping her arms around me. I tensed, but relaxed. Hey, not too bad. I was really surprised anyway, though. "I am bearing your brat." She said looking at me.
I think my face turned yellow. "What in the hell?" I asked deeply. Let me tell you, right up until that moment, I had never really thought about women having children. I just know that after being profusely fat for nine months (which is so unpractical, how would you train?) A kid pops out. I really didn't know about how it all happened. I seriously hoped that I didn't do anything to make her, er, conceive. I don't know, like touching her elbow. What if that got her pregnant?!?!
Seeing my confusion, she informed me, "Not for real! Chichi just thinks so!" She laughed again, unaware of my close to a heart attack. I sighed, and took her into the cave. I can tell you honestly, I almost dropped her while we were flying.
"Who says you live here, anyways?" I asked. I took her to a corner and sat down. "Me." She replied, getting all close to me. Doesn't these humans do this a lot? I wrapped my arms around her, for some odd reason…enjoying it. I could feel her warm body against my frozen joints in the flight.
"Why?" I asked, trying to break an uneasy silence. Was she embarrassed?
"Because." She looked at me straight in the eyes. She said something I didn't expect. 'I keep you warm." She brought her face close to my cheek, and I did not move. I felt her lips brush against my cheek softy. I drew her in closer, and she rested her head on my neck. It was such a strange but...pleasing feeling, like I was supposed to be doing this exact thing. Somewhere along the lines, I said "Screw you" to that "resist! Resist!" voice in my head. Damn, it felt good.
The mighty Piccolo, brought down by a dark kitten.
~La Fin~
Can you say "sequel?" Perhaps, maybe ^_~ I know this story was short, but i had no plot developed for it. I am ending it here, so i wont drag it out. Hope you enjoyed it, thanks for everyone's support.
Kureeji
www.geocities.com/fushigi_mirai_pan
