Driving School
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, ::floods of tears:: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! But I DO own are.... MY UNDERWEAR!!! ^_^
I think that mobile suit pilots should be able to drive... am I right? ::crickets:: oh...
BTW: **I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF ANYONE OF THE BELOVED CHARACTERS OF GW! I AM ONLY EXAGERATING THEIR CHARACTERISTICS!!!!**
Instructer: Wufei?
Wufei: ::stands up with his arms crossed:: I am ready master.
Instructer: K... ::the two walk outside::
Instructer: Now, all you have to is drive through the course, simple as pie.
Wufei: My only mission is to drive? ::instructer nods:: Then I shall complete my mission, drive I shall.
Instructer: Get in the car
Wufei: I accept your offer, but I would prefer to pilot Nataku.
Instructer: You have to drive the car to pass.
Wufei: ::sighs:: If it helps my mission. (instructer: -_-") ::Wufei gets in the car and starts it up:: ::they drive down the road and get to the turn that Heero shot a soldier at::
Instructer: I assure you that there are no OZ soldiers in the tree like the one Heero shot-
Wufei: I spit on OZ's grave, I am a far better warrior than Heero, he only knows fire arms, there are more ways to kill a man.
Instructer: O_O" Uh.. well, just turn here a-and keep driving!!
Wufei: Who am I supposed to kill?
Instructer: Kill?
Wufei: Yes, you said that it was a mission, aren't I supposed to kill someone?
Instructer: ::is on the breaking point:: No, just drive to the end of the course and that will be the end!
Wufei: Sir, your words do not anger me... they only intrige me. ::they continue to drive and reach the end with much argueing::
Instructer: I'm sorry Wufei, but you didn't pass.
Wufei: (here we go, the word you've been waiting for) INJUSTICE!!! I DID NOT FAIL THIS MISSION YOU WEAK ONNA!!
Instructer: O_O No need to yell, you can take the test again-
Wufei: I will not loose my face to try a mission over! That is dishonor! DISHONOR TO YOUR FAMILY!! ::he leaps out of the car and runs to a grove of trees, a few seconds later Nataku stands up and starts demolishing the DMV place:: I will bring Justice to myself and the others who have failed this mission, I am barely worthy to pilot Nataku now, why me?
Duo: YO WU-MAN! Chill! It's just a test.
Wufei: Duo, you do not understand my pain. Please leave, I am doing the right thing.
Duo: What?
Wufei: I said, I AM DOING THE RIGHT THING! [1] ::turns Shen-long's boosters on and flies away::
Duo: Great.... MY TURN!! ^_^ ::hops into the car where a obviously very shoken driving instructer is sitting:: Hey there bud, I'm ready to drive.
Instructer: Are you insane like Wufei and Heero?
Duo: Me? I'm probably the LEAST insane! ::guns the engine:: VROOM VROOM! Let's drive! ::they drive up to that turn with the dead soldier now being eaten by a few stray dogs [2]:: EW! Geez Heero, he could at least clean up his mess. You know, he's always yelling at me about keeping our apartment dirty, but he just kills soldiers left and right and doesn't even make an attempt to move them aside, I mean I'm just tripping over 'em and I've gotta watch where I'm goin. Maybe some bases shouldn't have so many soldiers, I mean, some of them are really tiny, they would only need like ten guys but I've seen some of them with about 100! Where do they keep all of them is what I wonder sometimes at night when I'm lying in bed with Heero. He's so sweet when we- uh, maybe you shouldn't know about that, I mean it's not like you guys ask about our sexual orientation, right? But I don't care 'cuz I love Heero!
Instructer: @_@ Uh... O_O ACK! TURN!
Duo: What? AAH! *SCREECH* *CRASH* Uh oh...
Instructer: ::finally snaps:: You Gundam pilots are such idiots! Quatre kept apologizing over everything! Heero actually got out and shot a man then he had the nerve to threaten me with a gun then run away! Wufei tried to demolish the place and now won't shut your mouth! I can't belive that ANYONE can talk that much in one breath! Don't you even take time to swallow your spit or is your mouth to try from keeping it open all the time!?! -_-" I don't want to do this anymore ::cries::
Duo: Uh... sorry, but I just ramble sometimes, um... are you okay Mr Driving Instructer? ::reaches out to touch him but quickly recoils back:: Look, i-it's okay, I can do without a liscence, I-I'll just get out right now if you like.
Instructer: ::sob:: no ::sniff:: stay ::hiccup:: it's people like you, people who want to drive, that make up my paycheck ::sniff:: ::wipes his eyes:: Just back up a little bit and straighten out the car.
Duo: Yes sir. ::follows his instructions with not so much ease:: ::finishes the test in silence::
Instructer: Okay, here is your paper for your liscence. Go, get out of my life!
Duo: Domo arigatou Mr Driving Instructer, Ja ne! ^_^ ::waves and gets out of the car:: WAAAHOOOOO!! ::runs inside::
::Trowa is sitting on a chair next to Quatre reading a magazine::
Duo: Trowa, it's your turn! ::Trowa ///_O:: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Me: Will Trowa survive? What will happen in the next episode of "Driving School"?
Duo: I GOT IT!! WHOO!!
Footnote:
[1] Yea, that was sorta from Endless Waltz, but I changed the words a tad to make it fit
[2] Eew, I know gross, but that's just what pops out of my brain! ^_^ (Quatre: A lot of scary pops out of that! Me: Aaww, Quatre-kun you so sweet! ::huggies::)
R&R Pwetty pwease with sugah on top!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, ::floods of tears:: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! But I DO own are.... MY UNDERWEAR!!! ^_^
I think that mobile suit pilots should be able to drive... am I right? ::crickets:: oh...
BTW: **I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF ANYONE OF THE BELOVED CHARACTERS OF GW! I AM ONLY EXAGERATING THEIR CHARACTERISTICS!!!!**
Instructer: Wufei?
Wufei: ::stands up with his arms crossed:: I am ready master.
Instructer: K... ::the two walk outside::
Instructer: Now, all you have to is drive through the course, simple as pie.
Wufei: My only mission is to drive? ::instructer nods:: Then I shall complete my mission, drive I shall.
Instructer: Get in the car
Wufei: I accept your offer, but I would prefer to pilot Nataku.
Instructer: You have to drive the car to pass.
Wufei: ::sighs:: If it helps my mission. (instructer: -_-") ::Wufei gets in the car and starts it up:: ::they drive down the road and get to the turn that Heero shot a soldier at::
Instructer: I assure you that there are no OZ soldiers in the tree like the one Heero shot-
Wufei: I spit on OZ's grave, I am a far better warrior than Heero, he only knows fire arms, there are more ways to kill a man.
Instructer: O_O" Uh.. well, just turn here a-and keep driving!!
Wufei: Who am I supposed to kill?
Instructer: Kill?
Wufei: Yes, you said that it was a mission, aren't I supposed to kill someone?
Instructer: ::is on the breaking point:: No, just drive to the end of the course and that will be the end!
Wufei: Sir, your words do not anger me... they only intrige me. ::they continue to drive and reach the end with much argueing::
Instructer: I'm sorry Wufei, but you didn't pass.
Wufei: (here we go, the word you've been waiting for) INJUSTICE!!! I DID NOT FAIL THIS MISSION YOU WEAK ONNA!!
Instructer: O_O No need to yell, you can take the test again-
Wufei: I will not loose my face to try a mission over! That is dishonor! DISHONOR TO YOUR FAMILY!! ::he leaps out of the car and runs to a grove of trees, a few seconds later Nataku stands up and starts demolishing the DMV place:: I will bring Justice to myself and the others who have failed this mission, I am barely worthy to pilot Nataku now, why me?
Duo: YO WU-MAN! Chill! It's just a test.
Wufei: Duo, you do not understand my pain. Please leave, I am doing the right thing.
Duo: What?
Wufei: I said, I AM DOING THE RIGHT THING! [1] ::turns Shen-long's boosters on and flies away::
Duo: Great.... MY TURN!! ^_^ ::hops into the car where a obviously very shoken driving instructer is sitting:: Hey there bud, I'm ready to drive.
Instructer: Are you insane like Wufei and Heero?
Duo: Me? I'm probably the LEAST insane! ::guns the engine:: VROOM VROOM! Let's drive! ::they drive up to that turn with the dead soldier now being eaten by a few stray dogs [2]:: EW! Geez Heero, he could at least clean up his mess. You know, he's always yelling at me about keeping our apartment dirty, but he just kills soldiers left and right and doesn't even make an attempt to move them aside, I mean I'm just tripping over 'em and I've gotta watch where I'm goin. Maybe some bases shouldn't have so many soldiers, I mean, some of them are really tiny, they would only need like ten guys but I've seen some of them with about 100! Where do they keep all of them is what I wonder sometimes at night when I'm lying in bed with Heero. He's so sweet when we- uh, maybe you shouldn't know about that, I mean it's not like you guys ask about our sexual orientation, right? But I don't care 'cuz I love Heero!
Instructer: @_@ Uh... O_O ACK! TURN!
Duo: What? AAH! *SCREECH* *CRASH* Uh oh...
Instructer: ::finally snaps:: You Gundam pilots are such idiots! Quatre kept apologizing over everything! Heero actually got out and shot a man then he had the nerve to threaten me with a gun then run away! Wufei tried to demolish the place and now won't shut your mouth! I can't belive that ANYONE can talk that much in one breath! Don't you even take time to swallow your spit or is your mouth to try from keeping it open all the time!?! -_-" I don't want to do this anymore ::cries::
Duo: Uh... sorry, but I just ramble sometimes, um... are you okay Mr Driving Instructer? ::reaches out to touch him but quickly recoils back:: Look, i-it's okay, I can do without a liscence, I-I'll just get out right now if you like.
Instructer: ::sob:: no ::sniff:: stay ::hiccup:: it's people like you, people who want to drive, that make up my paycheck ::sniff:: ::wipes his eyes:: Just back up a little bit and straighten out the car.
Duo: Yes sir. ::follows his instructions with not so much ease:: ::finishes the test in silence::
Instructer: Okay, here is your paper for your liscence. Go, get out of my life!
Duo: Domo arigatou Mr Driving Instructer, Ja ne! ^_^ ::waves and gets out of the car:: WAAAHOOOOO!! ::runs inside::
::Trowa is sitting on a chair next to Quatre reading a magazine::
Duo: Trowa, it's your turn! ::Trowa ///_O:: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Me: Will Trowa survive? What will happen in the next episode of "Driving School"?
Duo: I GOT IT!! WHOO!!
Footnote:
[1] Yea, that was sorta from Endless Waltz, but I changed the words a tad to make it fit
[2] Eew, I know gross, but that's just what pops out of my brain! ^_^ (Quatre: A lot of scary pops out of that! Me: Aaww, Quatre-kun you so sweet! ::huggies::)
R&R Pwetty pwease with sugah on top!
