Harry madly crossed the yard eyes blazing with fire and hands ready to close round the Koalas neck,

Harry madly crossed the yard eyes blazing with fire and hands ready to close round the Koalas neck,

"Harry."

Harry choked on the rain that pelted down on him and looked round to see Albus Dumbledore standing there in the light of the moon looking especially clean of evil.

"Check this out." He said coolly taking out his sun glasses and starting to dance tap. "Michael! Know would be a good time." Michael Jackson appeared on scene looking rather cool with his usual style.

(To tune of Crazy Town-Butterfly.)

Come back Harry

Come come back Harry

Come to the good side

Abandon the evil

Come back Harry

Come come back Harry

Come to the good side

Abandon the evil

(End of song)

Michael pushed Albums aside and strutted over to Harry

"Hey dude, totally radical!"

Harry raised an eyebrow

"S-cuse me?" Harry said laughing.

"Totally radical, this Koala crap, I mean come on dude."

Harry started laughing like a madman. He took out his wand and shouted:

"ACHIO SLEDGEHAMMER." A sledgehammer sailed across the open yard and flew into Harry's hand. " DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!"

Harry hit Michael Jackson with all his force on the head and Michael said:

"If you wanna be my baby it don't matter if your black or white."

Suddenly a load of African natives appeared doing a weird Voodoo dance to the song Michael had quoted his last words from. Harry laughed even harder and mimicked his tune:

"If you don't want me to kill you then you better stop annoying me."