The Senshi Crackhouse: A Sailor Moon Parody
Part 1
By: Princess Stormy
Rating: G (Sorry this is so short. I was dead tired when I tried to write it so, OF COURSE it came came out crappy. But Rava-chan's part is so funny and LONG that this pathetic attempt is made up for (Rava: aww isn't see sweet!) Also, I promise in my next part to make it funnier and longer.)
(Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Takeuchi, we don't have any money anyway so please don't sue us!)
"Mamo-chan!" Shrieked a high-pitched voice. "Wait up! Ouf!"
The dark haired young man turned around and sighed as he watched Usagi pick herself up off the ground.
"Usako." He replied in a "less than thrilled" voice. His blonde girl friend was getting very "shoelaces tied together" lately. Well... more so than her normal ditzy self.
"Mamo-chan!" She sniffed as she wobbled up. She looked hurt. "How could you leave without trying some of my fresh chocolate chip and blue spam cookies?!"
Mamoru gagged. *and face faulted* "Umm... Usako... I umm... I'm allergic... uh... sorry..."
She smiled at him. "But luckily for you..." She whipped a brown paper bag out from behind her back. "I brought some for you to try!"
She pulled a cookie out of the bag and approached him, almost threateningly with it.
He put his hands up in front of him and backed away "No Usako.... please."
"Oh don't be silly!" She laughed. To his frightened ears, it sounded like the laugh of a mad woman. "Just try it Mamo-chan! It won't kill you!"
(Stormy: *snickers* "That is STRICTLY a matter of opinion"
Rava, nodding solemnly: yes, but it reminds me of our cooking.
Stormy: But MINE isn't that bad. I actually paid attention in teen living in sixth grade. (Rava snorts disbelievingly)
Stormy: well…the cooking part at least!
Rava: yeah…right.
*They stick their tongues out at each other in a "Rei and Usagi" fashion. *)
"Just put it down Usako..." He pleaded. "Please! Don't hurt anyone! You don't have to do this. You can just put the cookie away!" His eyes were wide like a frightened rabbit's.
She leapt at him. He dodged. She leapt again. And again he dodged. This time she fell and he took off at a faster than humanly possible run. The fear of Usagi's cooking can do that to a person.
When he finally slowed, he realized he was in the park. Many miles from his starting point, he relaxed, sure that not even Usagi, as good of a "boyfriend locator" as she was, couldn't find him.
"Here Mamo-chan!" She said, stuffing a cookie in his mouth.
He was so surprised he swallowed it. Then he fell over. Feeling a burning fire run through his body, he writhed and screamed like a girl.
An elderly couple stopped on their walk by to stare at the young man who appeared to be in great pain. Or just crazy.
"Don't be alarmed folks!" Usagi grinned. "He's just totally nuts about my cookies." A light bulb flashed in her head and her eyes lit up blindingly. Reaching in the bag, she pulled out another cookie. She thrust it at the couple. "Here, try one." The lady reached out and took it tentatively. She smelled it then took a big bite. "They're a new recipe I made up!" She said, she did not see the lady face fault. "Chocolate chip and blue spam!" The lady choked and gagged as Usagi turned to find Mamoru out cold. "Oh damn!" She yelled. "Mamo-chan! You're always falling asleep you lazy bum!"
(Rava: *snorts* "She's one to talk!"
Stormy: "Doh! Why do you always have to point out the obvious?"
Rava: "Because she's such a... such a... a... whatever you call it...-"
Stormy: "Hypocrite?"
Rava: "Yeah. She's such a hypocrite! I mean, she's the one sleeping all the time!"
Stormy: "So? I could do with some sleep right about now. And you could too, from how mean you're being."
*They blow raspberries at one another*)
E-mail Lady Rava at Lady_Rava@aol.com and Princess Stormy at Goldstorm@sailormoon.com
Part 1
By: Princess Stormy
Rating: G (Sorry this is so short. I was dead tired when I tried to write it so, OF COURSE it came came out crappy. But Rava-chan's part is so funny and LONG that this pathetic attempt is made up for (Rava: aww isn't see sweet!) Also, I promise in my next part to make it funnier and longer.)
(Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Takeuchi, we don't have any money anyway so please don't sue us!)
"Mamo-chan!" Shrieked a high-pitched voice. "Wait up! Ouf!"
The dark haired young man turned around and sighed as he watched Usagi pick herself up off the ground.
"Usako." He replied in a "less than thrilled" voice. His blonde girl friend was getting very "shoelaces tied together" lately. Well... more so than her normal ditzy self.
"Mamo-chan!" She sniffed as she wobbled up. She looked hurt. "How could you leave without trying some of my fresh chocolate chip and blue spam cookies?!"
Mamoru gagged. *and face faulted* "Umm... Usako... I umm... I'm allergic... uh... sorry..."
She smiled at him. "But luckily for you..." She whipped a brown paper bag out from behind her back. "I brought some for you to try!"
She pulled a cookie out of the bag and approached him, almost threateningly with it.
He put his hands up in front of him and backed away "No Usako.... please."
"Oh don't be silly!" She laughed. To his frightened ears, it sounded like the laugh of a mad woman. "Just try it Mamo-chan! It won't kill you!"
(Stormy: *snickers* "That is STRICTLY a matter of opinion"
Rava, nodding solemnly: yes, but it reminds me of our cooking.
Stormy: But MINE isn't that bad. I actually paid attention in teen living in sixth grade. (Rava snorts disbelievingly)
Stormy: well…the cooking part at least!
Rava: yeah…right.
*They stick their tongues out at each other in a "Rei and Usagi" fashion. *)
"Just put it down Usako..." He pleaded. "Please! Don't hurt anyone! You don't have to do this. You can just put the cookie away!" His eyes were wide like a frightened rabbit's.
She leapt at him. He dodged. She leapt again. And again he dodged. This time she fell and he took off at a faster than humanly possible run. The fear of Usagi's cooking can do that to a person.
When he finally slowed, he realized he was in the park. Many miles from his starting point, he relaxed, sure that not even Usagi, as good of a "boyfriend locator" as she was, couldn't find him.
"Here Mamo-chan!" She said, stuffing a cookie in his mouth.
He was so surprised he swallowed it. Then he fell over. Feeling a burning fire run through his body, he writhed and screamed like a girl.
An elderly couple stopped on their walk by to stare at the young man who appeared to be in great pain. Or just crazy.
"Don't be alarmed folks!" Usagi grinned. "He's just totally nuts about my cookies." A light bulb flashed in her head and her eyes lit up blindingly. Reaching in the bag, she pulled out another cookie. She thrust it at the couple. "Here, try one." The lady reached out and took it tentatively. She smelled it then took a big bite. "They're a new recipe I made up!" She said, she did not see the lady face fault. "Chocolate chip and blue spam!" The lady choked and gagged as Usagi turned to find Mamoru out cold. "Oh damn!" She yelled. "Mamo-chan! You're always falling asleep you lazy bum!"
(Rava: *snorts* "She's one to talk!"
Stormy: "Doh! Why do you always have to point out the obvious?"
Rava: "Because she's such a... such a... a... whatever you call it...-"
Stormy: "Hypocrite?"
Rava: "Yeah. She's such a hypocrite! I mean, she's the one sleeping all the time!"
Stormy: "So? I could do with some sleep right about now. And you could too, from how mean you're being."
*They blow raspberries at one another*)
E-mail Lady Rava at Lady_Rava@aol.com and Princess Stormy at Goldstorm@sailormoon.com
