WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

[Today ZIM will encounter an alien huntress, So welcome to the Jungle ZIM. This is the jungle we call earth]

ZIM: *emerging from his trash can portal* Today I must conquer earth!!
*walks over to gir curiously who is occupied by saturday morning cartoons* What are you watching GIR?

Gir: I'm watching Pokemon!! *sees pikachu on the screen* AAAAWWWW, PRETTY KITTY!!

ZIM: *looking suspiciosly at the screen when Ash appears and says "I just gotta catch em all!!!"
Yes!! must catch all the humans and enslave them!!! wahahahahahaha!!!!! *walks out the door smiling*
Today, I shall rule earth!!!

Meanwlhile:
[ a girl with red orange spikey hair and light brown eyes which is 19 years old and has medium pale skin arrives in town]

Gena: *walking up to the front door of Dib's house and knocks then the door opens revealing Dib* Hi Dib!!!

Dib: Hi, cousin Gena!!! I am so glad you came to visit!!! There's this alien that goes to my school, and he's crazy!!
He wants to take over earth!!! We must destroy him because he is a threat to man, and Earth!!

Gena: *eyes growing wide* Really?

Dib: Yes.

Gena: Then we must get to work!!! luckily I brought some tools in just such a case as this!!!!

Dib: *spoken with evil joy* Great!!! What are they??

Gena: *Taking off her large travel pack and rummaging through it* now.. let's see....here they are!! ok, a Electronic scrambler which causes any electronic device you point it at and fire to go out of control...... a
Ray gun, and a Super Sonic Sound Wave Blaster!!! Which one do you prefer Dib?

Dib: I want the ray gun so I can chop ZIM to bits!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

back to ZIM.....

ZIM: *looking at a Foodlion Grocery* Hmmm, I shall go to this super market to aquire things to take over earth!!!
*Walks in*

[suddenly a employee appears out of nowhere]

Service lady: *spoken in a brainless annoucer type voice* Hello!! Would you like to try a free beef jerky sample?

ZIM: *looking at the plate full of beef* This stuff isn't jerking!!! I don't see it spasming!!! What is it?

Service lady: You eat it!! *and forces one in his mouth while he squirms trying to get free*

ZIM: *angry* WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!? KILL ME?? hmmm, wait a sec. This tastes good!
What is it made of?

Service lady: *shows him a picture of a cow* a cow!! We process them into food!!!

ZIM: Interesting... I must get MORE beef!!!!