And There Was Much Rejoicing
-A Tenchi Muyo Spamfic
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Once upon a time there was an evil pedophile.

One day this most evil pedophile decided to visit the
house of one Tenchi Masaki.

Upon breaking into the house the reviled one
grabbed the cute and innocent Princess Sasami
of Jurai. So intent on the doing of vile deeds
was he that the pedophile forgot that the Princess
was not the only one in the house.

A fact that was immediately made clear when Azaka
and Kamidake proceeded to capture him in their
forcefields and bombard him with 10,000 Gigawatts
of electricity.

The quite singed pedophile managed to stumble outside,
where Ryoko and Ayeka were waiting, having come to a
temporary truce.

Ayeka summoned her royal forcefield and demonstrated how
to make a naughty tentacle attack on a male.

Ryoko settled for good old fashioned high intensity
energy beams.

The now rather beaten and much burned pedophile then
discovered that Ryo-ohki was rather peeved at him for
trying to attack her friend when she appeared overhead
in battleship mode and let loose a full broadside.

A Giant Tanuki Statue that crushed the mangled
pervert a moment later let him know that Little Washu
wasn't pleased either.

Then Tenchi summoned forth the Three Wings of the Light Hawk
and got medieval what was left of the pedophile.

When Mihoshi finally arrested him the remains
of what had once been an abnormal human being
started thanking his lucky stars, believing
that the hurting would stop.

That stopped when the Detective First Class
accidently shot him with her giant laser bazooka.

Whimpering in agony the much abused pedophile
wondered how things could get any worse.

That's when he found out that he was being sent to
Funaho and Misaki, Sasami's mother.

And the one soon to be experiencing a fate much
worse then death started to scream and scream.

And there was much rejoicing.

-The End

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Disclaimer: The Tenchi OVAs are Pioneer's. Everything else goes.

-Shade (Who really enjoyed writing that)