Snow White and the Five Ghost
by: Sailor_ CosmosV


Cast
Narrator- Ron
Snow White-Cho
The Prince-Harry
The dwarfs- Peeves, Bloody Baron, Nearly Headless Nick, Fat Friar, Skinny Friar
The Wicked Queen-Hermionie
Woodsman-Cedric
Mirror - Draco

Ron: Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Snow White who had a evil step mother.
Hermionie: Mirror, mirror, on the wall who's the fairest one of all?
Draco: Not you that's for sure!
Hermeonie: Shut up!
Draco: (Sticks out tongue) I'm just telling it like it is in real life.
Author: Draco just read it or I'll get Heero to come and kill you.
Draco: What? Do you mean (gasp) that gundam pilot?
Author: That's right. NOW START SAYING YOUR LINES!
Hermione: WHAT? Then who is the fairest one of all?
Draco: Lucrezia Noin!
Author: HEERO!
*Heero walks in*
Heero: Yes?
Author: Beat this little skunk up.
Heero: Sure.
Draco: NOOOO! *PUNCH* *BAM* *WHACK* *KICK*
Heero: All done.
Author: Thanks. Draco are you ready to cooperate?
Draco: No.
*Heero steps forward*
Author: Wait a sec Heero, Instead could you go get Zechs, Noin's Boyfriend?
Heero: Roger. *Leaves the room*
Seconds later........
*Zechs bursts into the room*
Zechs: WHERE IS THE LITTLE !@#$%?????
Author: Over there.
Draco: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *POW* *BAM* *WHACK*
Zechs: SAY ANTHING MORE ABOUT NOIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!!!!! UNDERSTAND????!!!!!!
Draco: ughhhh.......
Author: Thanks Zechs. *Zechs leaves the room*
Draco, now are you ready?

Draco: yes..........
Author: good , now start reading
Draco: Snow White is the fairest in the land.
Hermione: SNOW WHITE?! I'LL KILL HER!!!!!
Harry: NO, YOU WON'T YOU VAPID WHORE!!!!
Author: It's just a play Harry.
Harry: Fine.
Hermione: WOODSMAN!
*Cedric walks in dressed ridiculously*
Cedric: Why do I have to dress like this?!
Author : That's because I want it to be that way!
Cedric: *Grumble, Grumble*
Author: Shut up or I'll get Duo over here.
Cedric: (Thinks of Draco) NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Author: Then say it!
Cedric: My queen, *gag* what *choke* can I *gag* do for you?
Hermione: Fetch me the heart of Snow White!
Cedric: NEVER!
Author: SAY IT! NOW!!!!!
Cedric: What, but the princess?!
Hermione: DO IT!
Cedric: Yes my Ugly queen.
Author: DUO!!!!!!! TROWA!!!!!!!
*Duo and Trowa walk into the room*
Duo: Hey, Cosmos, What can we do for ya?
Trowa: Who's making trouble now?
*Author points at Cedric*
*Trowa and Duo jump Cedric*
Cedric: I SURRENDER! NO MORE!!!!!!
Author: O.K., guys clear off.
Duo: O.K come on Trowa.
*They leave*
Cedric: Yes My Queen.
Part1 end.
Stay tuned for part three!