A Harry Potter/ Gundam Play
By: Sailor_CosmosV

Author: Grr.. Where are they!?

*Cedric and Cho enter looking messed up*

Author: Alright, everyone here? O.K listen up, any smart ass comments and that person will suffer. *Glares at Draco*

Draco: Fine. *Mumbles: Yeah right* Anyway, Snow White and her animal friends walked to the edge of the forest, to a small, No wait, a tiny, No puny, no, hang on, microscopic, No, particle like shack

Author: CUT!!! ! Draco, you stupid asshole, *takes out rocket launcher and aims at Draco* say it right or else!

Trowa: Yeah, You stupid blond, or you're gonna get head launched in to outer space *laughs*

Quatre: Umm..... a little help. *points to authors cousin who's clinging on to him*

Author: *throws cousin out*

Duo: *Pours water on Wufei.*

Wufei: AIEEEE!!!!!! IT"S WORLD WAR THREEEE!!!!!!!! (Thanks aNiMe-HiMe! ^_~)

Author: Calm down Wufei, it's just water.

Wufei: JUST WATER!!!!????

Author: Yeah, you fainted,

Wufei: I did not! ONLY THE WEAK FAINT!!!!!

Duo: Well you fainted.

Wufei: Did not!

Author: That's enough!!! Draco continue.

Draco: FINE!!! (O_o) So, Snow White goes into the cottage, has sex with Prince Charming, and they live happily ever after.

Author: DRACO!!!!!

Draco: So what? What are you going to do sic Heero on me?! BWAHAHAHA!!!! *Feels a hand on his shoulder* *Gasp* AHHHH!!!!!!

Heero: *Beats the shit out of Draco.*

Duo: Go Heero!

Cho and Cedric: *inch toward the door*

Wufei: HOLD IT!!! LOOK!!!!! THOSE TWO WEAKLINGS ARE TRYING TO SNEAK OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!

Author: *Screams* are you ever going to get this play done!?

Duo: *Splashes cold water on author* Did that work?

Author: Kind of......

Quatre: *sighs*

Author: Hermione, GET OFF TROWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hermione: But he's soooooooooo cute!!!!!

Author: TOO BAD!!!!!!!

Trowa: *Pushes Hermione off* Sick little girl...............

*Dorothy enters room*

Dorothy: QUATRE!!!!!!!!!

Quatre: *Runs out of the room*

Trowa: *goes after him*

Quatre: *runs up to Trowa* TROWA, HELP ME!!!!! SHE'S COMING TO GET ME!!!!

Trowa: What do you expect me to do? (A note: I DO NOT BELIVE IN YAOI!! BTW thanks who ever you are for the Quatre lines. ^_^)


Quatre: PROTECT ME!!!!!!!!!!! SHOOT HER IN HEAVYARMS!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! JUST GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trowa: The more you keep screaming, the sooner she'll find you.

Quatre: You're right.

Author: Oh, my God Dorothy, where did you come from? I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dorothy: Well, aren't we picky today.

Author: *Gives Dorothy a black eye*

Dorothy: ow, ow, ow, I hate that little bitch....

Harry: WE'RE GOING ON WITH THE PLAY!!!!!!!!!

Author: right. Draco, start.

Draco: Whatever. So Snow White finds a shoe.

Cho: Oh, what a tiny little shoe.

Draco: *Imitates Cho* oh what a cute little shoe. Now I want to fuck my beloved prince.

Author: I warned you once. *pulls out a gun and shoots at Draco*

Draco: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MISSED!!!!!!!! *thinks: Now this'll make her mad* *frenches the author*

Author: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT GERMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trowa: *punches Draco and gives him a black eye*

Draco: *holds his eye* HA! You have a crush on the author!!! AM I RIGHT OR WRONG!!!!????

Trowa: *mumbles* right.

Author: *looks at Trowa with slight shock* You do???!!!

Trowa: *nods*

Author: Awesome! I like you too!!

Duo: Err.... Can we discus this later?

Author: right.

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(More Mayhem in the next Chapter!! (Chapter 4)()()()()()()()()()()()()