A Harry Potter/ Gundam Play
By: Sailor_CosmosV
Author: Grr.. Where are they!?
*Cedric and Cho enter looking messed up*
Author: Alright, everyone here? O.K listen up, any smart ass comments and that person will suffer. *Glares at Draco*
Draco: Fine. *Mumbles: Yeah right* Anyway, Snow White and her animal friends walked to the edge of the forest, to a small, No wait, a tiny, No puny, no, hang on, microscopic, No, particle like shack
Author: CUT!!! ! Draco, you stupid asshole, *takes out rocket launcher and aims at Draco* say it right or else!
Trowa: Yeah, You stupid blond, or you're gonna get head launched in to outer space *laughs*
Quatre: Umm..... a little help. *points to authors cousin who's clinging on to him*
Author: *throws cousin out*
Duo: *Pours water on Wufei.*
Wufei: AIEEEE!!!!!! IT"S WORLD WAR THREEEE!!!!!!!! (Thanks aNiMe-HiMe! ^_~)
Author: Calm down Wufei, it's just water.
Wufei: JUST WATER!!!!????
Author: Yeah, you fainted,
Wufei: I did not! ONLY THE WEAK FAINT!!!!!
Duo: Well you fainted.
Wufei: Did not!
Author: That's enough!!! Draco continue.
Draco: FINE!!! (O_o) So, Snow White goes into the cottage, has sex with Prince Charming, and they live happily ever after.
Author: DRACO!!!!!
Draco: So what? What are you going to do sic Heero on me?! BWAHAHAHA!!!! *Feels a hand on his shoulder* *Gasp* AHHHH!!!!!!
Heero: *Beats the shit out of Draco.*
Duo: Go Heero!
Cho and Cedric: *inch toward the door*
Wufei: HOLD IT!!! LOOK!!!!! THOSE TWO WEAKLINGS ARE TRYING TO SNEAK OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!
Author: *Screams* are you ever going to get this play done!?
Duo: *Splashes cold water on author* Did that work?
Author: Kind of......
Quatre: *sighs*
Author: Hermione, GET OFF TROWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: But he's soooooooooo cute!!!!!
Author: TOO BAD!!!!!!!
Trowa: *Pushes Hermione off* Sick little girl...............
*Dorothy enters room*
Dorothy: QUATRE!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: *Runs out of the room*
Trowa: *goes after him*
Quatre: *runs up to Trowa* TROWA, HELP ME!!!!! SHE'S COMING TO GET ME!!!!
Trowa: What do you expect me to do? (A note: I DO NOT BELIVE IN YAOI!! BTW thanks who ever you are for the Quatre lines. ^_^)
Quatre: PROTECT ME!!!!!!!!!!! SHOOT HER IN HEAVYARMS!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! JUST GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa: The more you keep screaming, the sooner she'll find you.
Quatre: You're right.
Author: Oh, my God Dorothy, where did you come from? I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dorothy: Well, aren't we picky today.
Author: *Gives Dorothy a black eye*
Dorothy: ow, ow, ow, I hate that little bitch....
Harry: WE'RE GOING ON WITH THE PLAY!!!!!!!!!
Author: right. Draco, start.
Draco: Whatever. So Snow White finds a shoe.
Cho: Oh, what a tiny little shoe.
Draco: *Imitates Cho* oh what a cute little shoe. Now I want to fuck my beloved prince.
Author: I warned you once. *pulls out a gun and shoots at Draco*
Draco: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MISSED!!!!!!!! *thinks: Now this'll make her mad* *frenches the author*
Author: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT GERMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa: *punches Draco and gives him a black eye*
Draco: *holds his eye* HA! You have a crush on the author!!! AM I RIGHT OR WRONG!!!!????
Trowa: *mumbles* right.
Author: *looks at Trowa with slight shock* You do???!!!
Trowa: *nods*
Author: Awesome! I like you too!!
Duo: Err.... Can we discus this later?
Author: right.
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(More Mayhem in the next Chapter!! (Chapter 4)()()()()()()()()()()()()
By: Sailor_CosmosV
Author: Grr.. Where are they!?
*Cedric and Cho enter looking messed up*
Author: Alright, everyone here? O.K listen up, any smart ass comments and that person will suffer. *Glares at Draco*
Draco: Fine. *Mumbles: Yeah right* Anyway, Snow White and her animal friends walked to the edge of the forest, to a small, No wait, a tiny, No puny, no, hang on, microscopic, No, particle like shack
Author: CUT!!! ! Draco, you stupid asshole, *takes out rocket launcher and aims at Draco* say it right or else!
Trowa: Yeah, You stupid blond, or you're gonna get head launched in to outer space *laughs*
Quatre: Umm..... a little help. *points to authors cousin who's clinging on to him*
Author: *throws cousin out*
Duo: *Pours water on Wufei.*
Wufei: AIEEEE!!!!!! IT"S WORLD WAR THREEEE!!!!!!!! (Thanks aNiMe-HiMe! ^_~)
Author: Calm down Wufei, it's just water.
Wufei: JUST WATER!!!!????
Author: Yeah, you fainted,
Wufei: I did not! ONLY THE WEAK FAINT!!!!!
Duo: Well you fainted.
Wufei: Did not!
Author: That's enough!!! Draco continue.
Draco: FINE!!! (O_o) So, Snow White goes into the cottage, has sex with Prince Charming, and they live happily ever after.
Author: DRACO!!!!!
Draco: So what? What are you going to do sic Heero on me?! BWAHAHAHA!!!! *Feels a hand on his shoulder* *Gasp* AHHHH!!!!!!
Heero: *Beats the shit out of Draco.*
Duo: Go Heero!
Cho and Cedric: *inch toward the door*
Wufei: HOLD IT!!! LOOK!!!!! THOSE TWO WEAKLINGS ARE TRYING TO SNEAK OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!
Author: *Screams* are you ever going to get this play done!?
Duo: *Splashes cold water on author* Did that work?
Author: Kind of......
Quatre: *sighs*
Author: Hermione, GET OFF TROWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: But he's soooooooooo cute!!!!!
Author: TOO BAD!!!!!!!
Trowa: *Pushes Hermione off* Sick little girl...............
*Dorothy enters room*
Dorothy: QUATRE!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: *Runs out of the room*
Trowa: *goes after him*
Quatre: *runs up to Trowa* TROWA, HELP ME!!!!! SHE'S COMING TO GET ME!!!!
Trowa: What do you expect me to do? (A note: I DO NOT BELIVE IN YAOI!! BTW thanks who ever you are for the Quatre lines. ^_^)
Quatre: PROTECT ME!!!!!!!!!!! SHOOT HER IN HEAVYARMS!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! JUST GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa: The more you keep screaming, the sooner she'll find you.
Quatre: You're right.
Author: Oh, my God Dorothy, where did you come from? I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dorothy: Well, aren't we picky today.
Author: *Gives Dorothy a black eye*
Dorothy: ow, ow, ow, I hate that little bitch....
Harry: WE'RE GOING ON WITH THE PLAY!!!!!!!!!
Author: right. Draco, start.
Draco: Whatever. So Snow White finds a shoe.
Cho: Oh, what a tiny little shoe.
Draco: *Imitates Cho* oh what a cute little shoe. Now I want to fuck my beloved prince.
Author: I warned you once. *pulls out a gun and shoots at Draco*
Draco: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MISSED!!!!!!!! *thinks: Now this'll make her mad* *frenches the author*
Author: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT GERMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa: *punches Draco and gives him a black eye*
Draco: *holds his eye* HA! You have a crush on the author!!! AM I RIGHT OR WRONG!!!!????
Trowa: *mumbles* right.
Author: *looks at Trowa with slight shock* You do???!!!
Trowa: *nods*
Author: Awesome! I like you too!!
Duo: Err.... Can we discus this later?
Author: right.
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(More Mayhem in the next Chapter!! (Chapter 4)()()()()()()()()()()()()
