Once Lost, Now Found 7 by
Rage Barton

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam. People that do, don't due. I have nothing for you to get if you win. I have no money to hire a lawyer either so unless you want some useless reports saved on a disk, don't sue.

There's some Pilot bashing here. I don't feel this way so any flames regarding what the characters say and all that crap. Oh yeah, there will be some vulgar language. Please don't mind.

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Once Lost, Now found by Rage Barton

Five men entered the base. They slowly made their way up to Lady Une's office.

"Hey Lady Une. Wazzup?"

"Uh...nothing Duo. Sit down please."

"Sure. Anything for a pretty lady like you. If you didn't have Treize, I would ask you out."

Lady Une began to flush beyond description. The pilots all began to laugh non-stop. Suddenly, the door bursts open. Richard was standing their face red from anger.

"You stupid incompetent fools. You Preventers are so useless. My wife is in danger and you have the F^c*ing nerve to be joking and clowning around? You stupid Preventers are so useless!"

Lady Une stood up and glared at the man. She began to speak,

"Mr. Perry. I don't believe you know this man. They are-"

"I don't give a F*** to who they hell they are. They are useless Preventer just like all of you idiotic stupid fools."

Heero was enraged and stood up.

"Sir, I warn you. Don't you dare talk to-"

"Shut up you stupid idiot. Who the hell do you think you are? A Gundam pilot? Well if you are, you must be that suicidal son of a bitch Heero Yuy. You are such a F^^^ing fool. 'Hey looks. I'm Heero Yuy. I'm a grade A idiot.'"

Duo stood up and punched Richard in the face. Richard stumbled and then looked at Duo. His nose was now bloody and it rolled into his mouth. He tasted the blood then glared at Duo.

"Who the hell do you think you are? Oh, you must think you're Duo Maxwell, pilot of Deathsythe Hell. Yeah, you must be cuz of that stupid braid. 'Look, I'm Duo Maxwell. I'm a girl with that stupid braid of mine."

Wefei stood up. He ran towards Richard then did a back kick, which hit him in the stomach.

"No one disses him but me!"

Richard stood up and looked Wefei in the face.

"And you crazy idiot must think you're Wefei Chang. 'Hey, I'm a son of a bitch that think women are weak. They are useless, just like me.'"

Wefei raised his hand to punch Richard but before Wefei could actually punch him, Trowa did it for Wefei. Richard stumbled back.

"Don't you dare say that to him."

"Who the hell do you think you are? I think that you think that you're Trowa Barton. I could tell by that stupid idiotic hairstyle that defies God for saken gravity. 'Hi, I'm Trowa Barton. I'm the stupid guy that have no job qualifications except to work in a run down, flea bitten circus.'"

Quatre tapped Richard on the shoulder. Richard turned around to find Quatre's fist coming in contact with Richard's right eye. It immediately began to become swollen.

"Who the heck do you think you are, talking about us with disrespect?"

"I'm Richard Perry. Husband of Relena Peacecraft. With her, I can do whatever I want. Relena is quite famous of course. And who would believe that I would do something like this if Relena Peacecraft choose me? Who do you think you are?"

"I'm Q-"

" Wait. You're probably Quatre R. Winner right? Mr. I'm so rich. Say, is it true that you're test-tube born? You know, you're just some worthless piece of science."

All the pilots were now standing in front of Richard. The stood like when they got left the wedding. Richard suddenly looked as if he recognized the young men. But obviously he didn't when he said,

"All of you must work for those useless Gundam pilots. A shame really. All of you look like fine young men, but instead, you work for those sons of a bitches Gundam pilots. Now, Lady Une, where the hell are those stupid Gundam pilots?"

Lady Une was now furious. Her eyes were blazing with anger and hate. Then, her eyes were replaced by amusement and clearly showed that she thought what was going to be happening would be funny.

"Why Mr. Perry, the Gundam pilots are right in front of you."


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I didn't want to diss the pilots like that. But, just to illustrate my future point, believe me it will have one; I had to do it. I hope you liked it. Sorry for the minor bad language.

"Ouch! Who threw that chair at me?"

:: Mob of people with banner saying "GW Fan Club" start throwing things at Rage::

"Okay okay. I get the point. Y'all can stop now."

"Stop dissing our pilots."

"Oh okay. Just get out."

:: Mob of angry people leaves::

"Suckers...ouch!"

"We heard that."

"Okay."

Well, bye for now. I hope you come back later!
*Notice the part about Relena!