Hiya again! This is Duo's Big Birthday, where Duo gets glomped and stuff. Hope you like it!
Duo's Big Birthday
"Duo!" Shinimegami said, walking to the kitchen table where all the pilots sat.
"What?" Duo said, perky, as usual, in the morning.
"It's your birthday!!!" she said, sitting down in a chair between Wufei and Trowa. Duo choked on his rice crispies and Quatre patted him on the back.
"YAY!!" Duo said once he drank some water. (Everyone ^_^; but Duo)
"Don't you remember what happened on my last birthday!?" Quatre exclaimed, getting up.
"Yeah! You got no presents! I want presents on my birthday!" Duo said. (Anime fall, except Duo.)
"Okay, Duo. We'll get you a lot of presents." Shinime said, grinning evily. She grabbed everyone excluding Duo and dragged them outside.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU BAKA ONNA!!!" screamed Wufei once everyone was outside.
"Because, I need a lot of money and a lot of ideas," She said, looking at everyone, "about how many and how cheap the presents we give Duo will be." She said.
"Why cant we just give him one really nice present?" suggested Quatre. He shrank back as everyone glared at him.
"Because, Quatre, that would SUCK THE FUN out of his birthday. And remember, Quatre, I have to call all of the Duo fans. No one in this house can have a normal birthday." She said as everyone piled into the car. ("I get the window!" "No, I called Shotgun!" "I WANT TO DRIVE!!!")
HOURS LATER (12:00 A.M.)
"I think Duo would just LOOOOVE this." said Wufei, browsing through some really, really tacky white clothes. He pulled out the tackiest white shirt available and bought it. ("I'm with stupid --")
"What'd you buy?" Shinimegami said, looking at the bag Wufei was carrying.
"The stupidest shirt ever. I'll tell him he must wear it for a week before he opens it. When he promises, I'll give it to him." he said.
"Good. Quatre bought some little pink hair care thingies. I bought some books. (Duo hates reading.) He's gonna hate us forever." She said, smiling.
"Okay, lets go back and set up the party." Said Trowa, carrying a bag of Tylenol. Heero nodded and carried his bag of scissors (Left-handed and right-handed! All different colors!).
"Wait! We need the cake!" Shinimegami said, popping into the bakery and buying Duo's least favorite cake. (Coconut.) She also bought all of the cheap black birthday decorations.
"Lets go." She said, piling everyone into the car again and shoving the cake, 'presents' and decorations in with them.
HOURS LATER, AROUND 3:00 P.M.
"PRESENTS!!!" screamed Duo, as everyone walked in.
"Wait. We need to get ready. You go upstairs and do whatever you want until we finish." Said Trowa, unpacking the decorations and keeping the 'presents' securly hidden.
"Okay." He said. He walked up the stairs and went right into Wufei's room, purposly bending all of his katanas. Wufei was unaware of this, of course.
"Where should this go?" Heero asked, taking the cake out.
"Put it in the fridge. Duo's gonna smell it and eat it if it stays out here." Shinimegami said, taking out her computer to e-mail the invitees. (SP? Is that even a word? ^_^;) Heero got up and put it in the refrigerator.
"Should I invite Sally?" asked Shinime, turning away from her computer screen. Everyone looked to Wufei, who blushed and said, "I don't care if you invite that onna or not." Everyone rolled their eyes and went back to what they were doing. Soon they were done setting up the living room. They brought the cake out and Shinimegami yelled, "DUO! WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU!!'
END OF PART 1!!!
Shinimegami: I'm issuing a challenge!
Wufei: What kind of challenge?
Shinimegami: E-mail me the stupidest presents you can think of, and the worst presents, so we can give Duo them. Please, nothing Yaoi-ish or Hentai-ish. I'll put your screenname along with the gift! G'bye!
Duo's Big Birthday
"Duo!" Shinimegami said, walking to the kitchen table where all the pilots sat.
"What?" Duo said, perky, as usual, in the morning.
"It's your birthday!!!" she said, sitting down in a chair between Wufei and Trowa. Duo choked on his rice crispies and Quatre patted him on the back.
"YAY!!" Duo said once he drank some water. (Everyone ^_^; but Duo)
"Don't you remember what happened on my last birthday!?" Quatre exclaimed, getting up.
"Yeah! You got no presents! I want presents on my birthday!" Duo said. (Anime fall, except Duo.)
"Okay, Duo. We'll get you a lot of presents." Shinime said, grinning evily. She grabbed everyone excluding Duo and dragged them outside.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU BAKA ONNA!!!" screamed Wufei once everyone was outside.
"Because, I need a lot of money and a lot of ideas," She said, looking at everyone, "about how many and how cheap the presents we give Duo will be." She said.
"Why cant we just give him one really nice present?" suggested Quatre. He shrank back as everyone glared at him.
"Because, Quatre, that would SUCK THE FUN out of his birthday. And remember, Quatre, I have to call all of the Duo fans. No one in this house can have a normal birthday." She said as everyone piled into the car. ("I get the window!" "No, I called Shotgun!" "I WANT TO DRIVE!!!")
HOURS LATER (12:00 A.M.)
"I think Duo would just LOOOOVE this." said Wufei, browsing through some really, really tacky white clothes. He pulled out the tackiest white shirt available and bought it. ("I'm with stupid --")
"What'd you buy?" Shinimegami said, looking at the bag Wufei was carrying.
"The stupidest shirt ever. I'll tell him he must wear it for a week before he opens it. When he promises, I'll give it to him." he said.
"Good. Quatre bought some little pink hair care thingies. I bought some books. (Duo hates reading.) He's gonna hate us forever." She said, smiling.
"Okay, lets go back and set up the party." Said Trowa, carrying a bag of Tylenol. Heero nodded and carried his bag of scissors (Left-handed and right-handed! All different colors!).
"Wait! We need the cake!" Shinimegami said, popping into the bakery and buying Duo's least favorite cake. (Coconut.) She also bought all of the cheap black birthday decorations.
"Lets go." She said, piling everyone into the car again and shoving the cake, 'presents' and decorations in with them.
HOURS LATER, AROUND 3:00 P.M.
"PRESENTS!!!" screamed Duo, as everyone walked in.
"Wait. We need to get ready. You go upstairs and do whatever you want until we finish." Said Trowa, unpacking the decorations and keeping the 'presents' securly hidden.
"Okay." He said. He walked up the stairs and went right into Wufei's room, purposly bending all of his katanas. Wufei was unaware of this, of course.
"Where should this go?" Heero asked, taking the cake out.
"Put it in the fridge. Duo's gonna smell it and eat it if it stays out here." Shinimegami said, taking out her computer to e-mail the invitees. (SP? Is that even a word? ^_^;) Heero got up and put it in the refrigerator.
"Should I invite Sally?" asked Shinime, turning away from her computer screen. Everyone looked to Wufei, who blushed and said, "I don't care if you invite that onna or not." Everyone rolled their eyes and went back to what they were doing. Soon they were done setting up the living room. They brought the cake out and Shinimegami yelled, "DUO! WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU!!'
END OF PART 1!!!
Shinimegami: I'm issuing a challenge!
Wufei: What kind of challenge?
Shinimegami: E-mail me the stupidest presents you can think of, and the worst presents, so we can give Duo them. Please, nothing Yaoi-ish or Hentai-ish. I'll put your screenname along with the gift! G'bye!
