Cell's Courtship: Chapter 6

(All characters except the ones I made up are from DBZ, in other words don't sue me. I'm just writing a fanfic here.)

Cell flew down to the ground hard, making a large crater as he impacted. He cursed to himself that he had been so careless to let that last attack come through. Goku on the other hand was looking much better then Cell, as he landed a few feet away from him.
"Give up yet Cell?" asked Goku, in which Cell detected a hint of mockery.
"Never!! Special Beam Cannon!" Cell yelled firing off Piccolo's attack while still sitting on the ground. Goku jumped out of the way easily, but was met with a swift kick from Cell, which caused him to fall back.
"Hehe, not so confident now eh Goku?" Cell laughed with obvious mockery.
"Not bad Cell. I guess its time to get serious." replied Goku, charging at him. Immediately the two started fighting at lightning speed, moving faster then anybody could possibly imagine. And when the two became visible again, they both looked slightly beaten and panting.
"Not bad Goku. But did you think I was going to be defeated that easily." Cell said with a snicker.
"Unless you forgetten, you yourself taught me how to become a super saiyan." And with that Cell's usually black hair turned golden, and his now green eyes stared at Goku, who was slightly stunned. But before Goku could react, he found himself being flung straight at the ground. After which Cell stared down at him laughing.
"Poor Goku, when will you realize that you are outclassed in this battle. I will always be victo......" started Cell, that is until he was violently hit in the back unexpectingly.
"What?!" he managed to stutter as he saw Gohan floating there.
"So you thought you would be able to win that easily Cell." said Gohan floating down to help his dad up.
"Well if you think your so powerful how bout a little tag team." said Goku, as he stood up with his son's help.
"Fine by me." mused Cell as he landed on the ground, noticing the stance Goku and Gohan were taking. Therefore he copied their stance, charging all his energy into his palm.
"KA....ME.....HA....ME.....HAAAAA!!!" all three screamed in unison as Gohan and Goku's beam collided with Cell's. Both fought for dominance for a short time. But in the end both fizzled out, and left the 3 fighters staring at each other. Cell was especially angry that he was unable to overpower these two. But before he had more time to think he saw Gohan charging at him.
"Gohan! What do you think you're doing?" came Chichi's voice. Her voice causing Gohan to lose his cocentration, and slam head first into Cell, after which they both fell over.
"And you Cell. How could you think of fighting on the eve of our wedding!" came Jade's voice as she walked up next to Chichi. The next thing Gohan knew, he was being dragged away from Cell by his mother.
"Goku! How can you encourage such behavior in our son. Fighting on the eve of Cell's wedding! I can't think of something worse!" screamed Chichi as she passed by Goku, who looked slightly embarrased.
"But wasn't there a fight just before our wedding?" asked Goku dumbly.
"Don't even try it. Now come on you two!" she yelled one more time, and dragged both of them inside Kami's place by their arms.
Meanwhile Cell was still lying on the ground, his mind still caught up in the battle. But slowly the gold in his hair faded, as he saw Jade hovering over him.
"I can't believe you Cell. Fighting on the eve of our wedding. Its disgraceful." Jade said as she helped Cell up, very annoyed.
"I know I'm sorry. I have no other way to get rid of my nervousness." he said as he looked down.
"Oh I know that your always going to be a fighter. And I guess I'll just have to get used to that." continued Jade trying to cheer him up as she led him inside.
"Now c'mon its getting late, and we have a big day tomorrow." she cooed as she thought about it happily. And with one last kiss goodnight, the two went off to seperate rooms for the last time.

The wedding was to be done early the next morning, and the second Jade woke up and looked at the clock she flipped out.
"OH NO! The wedding is in just 2 hours. How could I of overslept!" she yelled, quickly getting out of bed and running around frantically trying to figure out what to do.
"So your finally up." said Bulma, peeking into the room.
"Well just don't run around like an idiot. We have to get you ready." Bulma said, and walked into the room, closing the door behind her.
Meanwhile in Cell's room a similar occurence was going on.
"Argh! I can't believe I let myself sleep in. Jade was right, fighting all day yesterday was not a good idea. It must of tired me out more then I thought." Cell growled rubbing his hands through his hair in anguish.
"Hey Cell? Are you ready yet?" said Krillin as he knocked on the door, already wearing a white tux.
"Uh....almost." replied Cell trying to calm himself down and do things rationally.
"Well hurry up. You guys need to be at the chapel in an hour ya know." said Krillin, his footsteps could be heard echoing down the hallway as he walked away.
An hour later, both Cell and Jade were in limos heading towards the chapel. Krillin and Yamcha in the the limo with Cell. And all the rest in the limo with Jade.
"Uh do I really have to wear this thing?" asked Goku, as he fiddled with his tux.
"Yes! This is a wedding. Do you want to look like a bum!" Chichi cried back. Gohan looked like he was about to comment about his tux as well, before his mother gave him a glare that would kill a lesser man.
At the other end of the Limo sat Jade, Bulma, and Bulma's mother and father.
"Oh don't you look gorgeous in my old wedding dress." commented Bulma's mother lookin at Jade, as she sat in the shadows very quiet.
"Yeah I agree, you look great Jade." added Bulma looking at her.
"Thank you..." whispered Jade, her mind on other things at the moment.
Meanwhile in the other limo, Yamcha and Krillin were trying to give tips to Cell about how to act at the wedding, while Cell made the final adjustments to his tux.
"Remember Cell that you have to walk up the aisle and wait at the front, until Jade gets there. Then you let the priest say some stuff, and then put the ring on Jade." said Krillin.
"Man your lucky. Cuz after that you get to kiss Jade, almost makes me jealous." said Yamcha with a laugh, which Cell gave a menacing glare at him in return.
"I said almost makes me jealous.....almost." added Yamcha, fearing for his life for a second.
The rest of the ride for both parties went as planned. Everyone arrived at the chapel on time. And soon everyone was in their seats and the music began to play. Cell stood nervously at the end of the aisle waiting for his turn to go. He had chosen Krillin to be his best man, for the simple reason that Krillin seemed to know what he was doing, and Goku would probably mess it up. Soon Cell walked out wearing a very nice looking black tux. The vest underneath was both black and blue, though mostly blue. The two colors though were clashing with the green head band he permantly wore around his head. Though he of course didn't care about such things. As he reached the front, he turned back and waited for Jade to come forth.
After a short percession, finally he said Jade walking beside her mother. And he went a little wide eyed when he saw her. Jade was a vision, she wore a formal white wedding gown. The shoulders of the dress fanned out into three segments, giving the apearence that he shoulders were much broader then they actually were. Though the material used to make them could be slightly seen through, showing her actualy shoulders through them. The same material was used on the upper chest area of her dress, making it just slightly revealing, but not at all improper. The designs on the dress were kept to a minimum, only small flower patterns were seens around the west, and along the collar line of the dress. The last thing to make the dress complete was the veil she wore over her head, obscuring her face from eveyone. Somewhere in the audince, Bulma's mother could be heard starting to tear up as she watched her pass.
After Jade got up to the altar, Cell sorta stared at her for a moment, then they turned to the priest. And after saying a long speech the Priest asked them the fateful question.
"Do you Cell take this woman to be your wife?" the priest asked.
"I do." he replied with a show of confidence.
"And do you Jade take Cell to be your husband." the priest asked again.
"I do." came a whisper from behind the veil. Almost as if Jade couldn't speak any louder, fearing she may burst out into tears.
"The ring please." said the priest. And at that moment, Gohan walked merrily up to the alter. A stupid grin on his face.
"Here ya go." he said looking at the two. And after each slipped the the rings on each others fingers, the Priest said the last words that would make everything official.
"With the power invested in me, I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride." the priest said with a smile. Cell pulled up the veil and was taken abake by how she looked. She for the third time in her life, was wearing makeup. Though it didn't look very good this time, since it was obvious that she had been crying, since her mascara was smudged. This worried Cell slightly, but he felt better seeing that she was smiling.
Cell leaned down to kiss her, but before her could kiss her, she kissed him. As if she had all of a sudden burst out in a surge of emotion. And Cell, caught up in the happiness and suddeness of the moment, found himself starting to stumble. And that didn't last long, cuz after stumbliing a few steps, Cell fell backwards hard, taking Jade with him. And even though he tried to grab onto something, all he managed to do was pull down a nearbye curtain. And from those who remember the moment, all heck ran loose after that. The curtain had fallen onto Krillin, who then, not being able to see, stumbled into the altar. Which then after, the altar smashed into some tables set around the front of the chapel. And after a few more crashes, the scene had settled into the disaster area that it was.
Everyone stared in disbelief at the scene in front of them. But their mood shifted when they saw Jade and Cell. Which for some reason were laughing to themselves as they stood up from the wreckage. As was everyone who had been caught up in it. And after awhile, this set off the entire Chapel, and everyone was laughing, that was except for Goku.
"I wonder what's so funny." Goku thought to himself, then he turned around and saw the buffet still intact.
"I guess everyone is really happy that the food is ok." he though wondering when they were going to eat. Then turned back to the uproar that had possesed the chapel
"People are weird."

The End (Maybe)

To be Continued in my next fanfic: "Next Generation"

(Ok everyone. I need your help here. I've had some people ask me to do a lemon of Cell and Jade's wedding night. The thing is I don't want to upset anybody so I want to know your opinion. Especially those who have supported me the most. So I want to know what you think about the matter. Email me at Starwind9484@aol.com. I wanna know if you think I should write a lemon for the next chapter. So tell me what you think.)