The Weird Stupid Story


*Authors Note: The name explains it all. It's weird, it's stupid, and it's a story I wrote for english class (that I made a ZERO on!). If you guys like it, tell me.*

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One day back in a camp in the desert, a party was being held. There were hundreds of people there. Some of the people brought their pets to the party because it is fun to get
animals drunk and watch them.


The animals included a cat, an iguana, a horse, a dog and an elephant.

Each of the animals were given some beer. The iguana died of an OD, the cat stumbled
around, the horse neighed histerically, and the elephant fell over and puked over one of the guests. The dog seem seem too affected, though he was a tad bit crankier.

Jeff and Ted had to go take a leak.

As they were doing their duty, a dark shadow grabbed Ted and pulled him into the darkness.

"WHERE ARE YOU TED?", hollered Jeff. He seen the purple shining eyes light up the darkness. He tried to run, but it got him to.
JO JO walked out back of the building and seen the most horrific sight of life. The dog was chewing apart the elephant.

He tried to run, but it chomped off his legs and ate him up.

It ran off into the night.

The party was going great, at least that's what everyone thought. Just then, the dog came in dragging the horses head. People started to scream and run as the dog snapped at them, but just then, a Japanese boy wearing a red baseball cap walked in and said, "STOP EVIL DOG, I AM ASH KETCHEM, POKEMON MASTER AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON DUEL. IF YOU WIN, YOU EAT US ALL, BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU MUST LEAVE, AGREED?"
"YES, I AGREE", said the dog.
"FOR MY FIRST POKEMON, said Ash, "I CHOOSE PIKACHU!"
" AND FOR MINE, said the dog, " I CHOOSE GEODUDE, HA HA HA!!! GROUND
TYPES ARE GOOD AGAINST ELECTRIC!!!"
" BUT MY PIKACHU KNOWS SURF ATTACK", said Ash.
Pikachu used Surf and destroyed Geodude.
"MY NEXT POKEMON, I CHOOSE BUTTERFREE", said Ash.
"AND MINE IS... MEWTWO!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!", said the dog.
Mewtwo used his almighty Psychic attack and killed Pikachu and Butterfree, because he is the best Pokemon ever.
The stayed and ate everyone and now has a new red baseball cap.

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*Authors Note: So, are you still sane after reading this? If not, you were very disturbed before reading this, or you are on drugs right now. REVIEW. Chaos is forever. . .*