Oh, boy... This can't be good... I'm writing a second chapter to this thing... Well, thanks to a request, I will not be making a Heero cake or a loaf of Yuy bread today. Instead... Well, read and find out....
RECIPE 3: HEERO STICKY NUT ROLLS
Duo cursed as he looked through his recipe book. "Damn thing, where the hell is the recipe for sticky buns?!? Oh, uh, hi, folks! Today we're going to show yuy how to make Heero sticky buns! Get it? It was a joke! Aw, you bastards don't have any sense of humor..." Duo frowned at the other gundam pilots. "We are going to show you how to make Heero sticky buns, however. Unfortunately, the damn recipe book doesn't say anything about them, so we're going to make Heero sticky nut rolls instead." Duo grabbed Heero and shoved him in front of the camera. "Alright, first you pour 1/2 a cup of maple-flavored syrup on the Heeros head. It says you can use corn syrup instead, but we're using maple syrup. Then you toss on a 1/3 of a cup of brown sugar, and 3 tablespoons of melted butter." Heero screamed out in pain as the melted butter scalded his eyes. "If the police show up anytime while you ae cooking, just say you decided to have some kinky sex. Usually they'll buy it. If not, blame it on any blonde asian guys in the room." Quatre ran onto the stage to strangle Duo, but Duo pointed to the camera, and Quatre just smiled, waved in the cameras diection, and walked off. "Sprinkle 1/3 a cup of walknuts or pecans on the selected Heero, and then stuff 2 cups of flour down his throat, once again preventing screaming. Er, browning. Ya know, from the heat and all. Then add a tablespoon of baking powder, and a half a teaspoon of salt." Heero attempted to scream again as the salt hit one of his burn wounds from the Heero steak Duo had made. "After that, all you need to do is add 1/3 a cup of shortening, 3/4 a cup of milk, 1/4 a cup of granulated sugar, and 1/2 a teaspoon of ground cinnamon. Then toss the Heero into the oven and bake him at 425 degrees for 30 minutes, or until golden." Towa tossed Heero into the oven and closed it, and soon after a cloud of flour began to our out of the oven. "Heero, f you keep trying to yell, the flour is going to spill out, and we're going to have to cook you all over again." Duo complained, and the flour stopped. A while later, Duo removed Heero, and showed him to the camera. He was a sparkling gold color. "See? Cooked to perfection! Can't you just smell those Heero sticky nut rolls? I can!" Duo said as he sniffed Heeros crotch. "They don't seem very sticky, but they're nuts, all right..."
Duo tossed a bucket of water onto Heero, and steam rose off of the gundam pilots body. "Duo, I cannot, in any language, using any words, even begin to coney the pain that I am in. I can tell you, however, that I will SLOWLY TORTURE YOU OVER THE COURSE OF TWO YEARS BEFORE KILLING YOU!!!" And, at that point, Heero passed out from the pain of the flour in his now-raw throat. "Well, you know, that reminds me of something..." Duo began, grinning evilly.
RECIPE 4: YUYDOGS
"Nothing goes better with Heero sticky nut buns, except... Aw, hell, lotsa things go well with them, but still... Now we're going to make some Yuydogs!" Heero momentarily wokeup, before passing out again, when Duo stuck a fork in his @$$. "Well, the meat appears to be good... So, all you really have to do is toss a half a teaspoon f salt on the Heero you have chosen for your Yuydogs, and then add a little dash of pepper. I don't know how much, all it says in this recipe book is 'Dash pepper,' so we're going to do just that." Wufei grabbed a bottle of pepper and dashed by Heero quickly, dropping the entire contents of the bottle on him as he went by. Heero sneezed, and then passed out yet again. "First make sure the Heero is unconcious, and then shove the cheddar cheese you used for the souffle right back up his nose, and then put the flour back in his mouth, so that he can't scream and get the neighbors to call the police. Besides, when the police ask what happened to that nice young man who was always running around singing 'I want to be an oscar meyer weenie,' and you hand them a Yuydog, things don't really go all that well. Anyways, after you've done all the previous steps, just grill the Yuydog over medium-hot coals for 5 to 6 minutes, turn him over, and then grill for about another 4 to 5 minutes. Now I'm using a recipe for hamburgers, but I figure they're pretty much the same, so it should work..." Duo informed the viewers as he set Heero on a mound of medium-hot coals. "Now remember, if the police come over... Well, if one of the policeman calls the other 'you dog,' do NOT hand the second policeman a Yuydog and say 'you are what you eat.' Trust me on that one. Kay?"
Duo struggled to push Heero back onto the coals, screaming "You aren't cooked yet!" While Quatre smiled and waved at the camera. "Well, that's all, folks. Tomorow: a Heero sandwich and some saltwater Yuy candy." Quatre smiled an even larger smile and then turned off the camera.
Er... Well, please review... And... Um... Goodbye.
RECIPE 3: HEERO STICKY NUT ROLLS
Duo cursed as he looked through his recipe book. "Damn thing, where the hell is the recipe for sticky buns?!? Oh, uh, hi, folks! Today we're going to show yuy how to make Heero sticky buns! Get it? It was a joke! Aw, you bastards don't have any sense of humor..." Duo frowned at the other gundam pilots. "We are going to show you how to make Heero sticky buns, however. Unfortunately, the damn recipe book doesn't say anything about them, so we're going to make Heero sticky nut rolls instead." Duo grabbed Heero and shoved him in front of the camera. "Alright, first you pour 1/2 a cup of maple-flavored syrup on the Heeros head. It says you can use corn syrup instead, but we're using maple syrup. Then you toss on a 1/3 of a cup of brown sugar, and 3 tablespoons of melted butter." Heero screamed out in pain as the melted butter scalded his eyes. "If the police show up anytime while you ae cooking, just say you decided to have some kinky sex. Usually they'll buy it. If not, blame it on any blonde asian guys in the room." Quatre ran onto the stage to strangle Duo, but Duo pointed to the camera, and Quatre just smiled, waved in the cameras diection, and walked off. "Sprinkle 1/3 a cup of walknuts or pecans on the selected Heero, and then stuff 2 cups of flour down his throat, once again preventing screaming. Er, browning. Ya know, from the heat and all. Then add a tablespoon of baking powder, and a half a teaspoon of salt." Heero attempted to scream again as the salt hit one of his burn wounds from the Heero steak Duo had made. "After that, all you need to do is add 1/3 a cup of shortening, 3/4 a cup of milk, 1/4 a cup of granulated sugar, and 1/2 a teaspoon of ground cinnamon. Then toss the Heero into the oven and bake him at 425 degrees for 30 minutes, or until golden." Towa tossed Heero into the oven and closed it, and soon after a cloud of flour began to our out of the oven. "Heero, f you keep trying to yell, the flour is going to spill out, and we're going to have to cook you all over again." Duo complained, and the flour stopped. A while later, Duo removed Heero, and showed him to the camera. He was a sparkling gold color. "See? Cooked to perfection! Can't you just smell those Heero sticky nut rolls? I can!" Duo said as he sniffed Heeros crotch. "They don't seem very sticky, but they're nuts, all right..."
Duo tossed a bucket of water onto Heero, and steam rose off of the gundam pilots body. "Duo, I cannot, in any language, using any words, even begin to coney the pain that I am in. I can tell you, however, that I will SLOWLY TORTURE YOU OVER THE COURSE OF TWO YEARS BEFORE KILLING YOU!!!" And, at that point, Heero passed out from the pain of the flour in his now-raw throat. "Well, you know, that reminds me of something..." Duo began, grinning evilly.
RECIPE 4: YUYDOGS
"Nothing goes better with Heero sticky nut buns, except... Aw, hell, lotsa things go well with them, but still... Now we're going to make some Yuydogs!" Heero momentarily wokeup, before passing out again, when Duo stuck a fork in his @$$. "Well, the meat appears to be good... So, all you really have to do is toss a half a teaspoon f salt on the Heero you have chosen for your Yuydogs, and then add a little dash of pepper. I don't know how much, all it says in this recipe book is 'Dash pepper,' so we're going to do just that." Wufei grabbed a bottle of pepper and dashed by Heero quickly, dropping the entire contents of the bottle on him as he went by. Heero sneezed, and then passed out yet again. "First make sure the Heero is unconcious, and then shove the cheddar cheese you used for the souffle right back up his nose, and then put the flour back in his mouth, so that he can't scream and get the neighbors to call the police. Besides, when the police ask what happened to that nice young man who was always running around singing 'I want to be an oscar meyer weenie,' and you hand them a Yuydog, things don't really go all that well. Anyways, after you've done all the previous steps, just grill the Yuydog over medium-hot coals for 5 to 6 minutes, turn him over, and then grill for about another 4 to 5 minutes. Now I'm using a recipe for hamburgers, but I figure they're pretty much the same, so it should work..." Duo informed the viewers as he set Heero on a mound of medium-hot coals. "Now remember, if the police come over... Well, if one of the policeman calls the other 'you dog,' do NOT hand the second policeman a Yuydog and say 'you are what you eat.' Trust me on that one. Kay?"
Duo struggled to push Heero back onto the coals, screaming "You aren't cooked yet!" While Quatre smiled and waved at the camera. "Well, that's all, folks. Tomorow: a Heero sandwich and some saltwater Yuy candy." Quatre smiled an even larger smile and then turned off the camera.
Er... Well, please review... And... Um... Goodbye.
