Disclaimer: HAPPY HAPPY, JOY THING, I DON'T OWN GUNDAM WING, HAPPY HAPPY, PINE COLADA, IF YOU SUE YOU WILL GET NADA! I think that says it all. Now, this is a mary-sue, tho I don't know if that title applies to boys...anyway. On with the fic.

TAKING OVER

Can of Beans was standing in a featureless white room, wondering what to do. He was mulling over what type of fic to write, when the G-Boyz suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

D-Thank God! We were about to have to do another Yaoi! I'll admit, the first few times, it wasn't as bad because it was new, but geez! Every other day, it's: "YAOI! LEMON! OOC! FLUFFY! I can't stand it!"

H-We narrowly escaped the evil author...the Yaoi author is the one thing that I fear in this world...*Shudders*

W-INJUSTICE! I AM ALWAYS PARED WITH THE WEAK AND DEAD ONNA TREIZE! I DRAW THE LINE AT DEAD MEN!

Q-*Already was subjected to same gay lovin'* Ow...anyone got some Vaseline?

T-..............................

D-He had to eat a "Popsicle".

CoB-I understand. Well, I guess I should write a fic since you guys are here...

D-OH NO! I KNOW YOU! ALL OF YOUR FICS ARE CRAP!

CoB-Ow...Well, you're here, and I'm bored, so c'mon, into the bee girl outfits...I'm doing a No Rain songfic. (BTW, I'm not actually doing this...I suck at songfics...)

D-NO! Let's go guys! We're taking over this fic!

Well, after that, the boys used some gratuitous violence and tied me up in my closet. Luckily, I have surveillance cameras set up all around my house, so I taped everything that happened. The first thing the guys did was argue over the radio.

D-Come ON, Heero! You know I hate Raprock!

H-I don't care, I got to the Sony first!

W-INJUSTICE! I WANT MY MANILOW!

T-Shut up, Wufei.

Q-We shouldn't be fighting! There's no reason to! We can easily agree on a station! Unless it sucks, in which case, I'll BASH SOME HEADS!

T-Quatre! Since when are you violent?

Q-I dunno...probably picked it up from Duo.

D-Well, who cares. I brought a Walkman.

After this little quarrel, they used the powers of Authorspace they now had to produce a few Yaoi authors they had been subjected to in the past.

H-Well well well. The tables have turned. What should we have them do?

W-Let's cause them the same INJUSTICE that they caused us!

Trowa turned the 4 girls into dudes. You can guess what happened next. I only know one of their names, Faceless, and I don't know whether he's a guy or girl. But he's a bum and probably a crackhead.

All (Except Faceless who enjoyed it)-OW GOD!!! THIS IS TORTURE! WE'RE ALL SORRY!

D-Good. Now, what should we do next? :::Makes authors disappear::: How about get the Sailor Senshi over here?

H-Nah. That would be molestation. How about the Tenchi girls? Get Tsunami and Sakuya instead of Sasami and Aeka and we all have one...plus a wild card.

W-That would be good, except for the fact that they could all kick our @$$&$!

D-Don't matter! We can use our author powers to make them want us madly...AND we can get the girls over here for double the fun!

Needless to say, they all agreed. I won't go into details because I'm not a sick hentai, but many lemony fresh things happened for the next 3 hours. They also eventually got the Scouts.

D-Well, that was fun. I need to get this honey outa my hair :::does so with author powers::: Now, are we done?

Q-I guess. I'm tired. Let's untie CoB and go home.

T-Yeah.

W-INJUSTICE!!!!!!

H-What?

W-Nothing. I haven't said it in awhile.

They all left after that. That was weird. Eh, I'll get 'em back in my next fic. R+R. Yaoi Sucks. Classic Rock forever. Raprock Sux.