Ash Is Back

Note: Through out the whole searies of this fan fic you must forget the ending of army of darkness just to a pint that Ash came back and is in the S-Mart.

Chapter 1: Attention S-Mart shoppers but one of our Employees has to kill a zombie

Six months have gone by since all of Ash's life turned back to normal by coming back home but now he regrets his postion on earth. Ash is cleaning the floor when his boss comes up to him. "Ash Williams what the fuck are you doing?!" "Boss i'm just cleaning up a mess." "But Ash your in the sports department becuase I put you there becuase you know?" After Ash's boss says this "I know my hand is cut off." "Why do you have to clean it up?" " 'Cuase boss I really don't like the stares I get when i'm selling a stuff." "Ash that dosen't mean you have to be a janitor." "Yeah...what the..." When Ash says this he sees a large zombie real fat guy.

"Boss I gotta do something." Ash goes over to his employee locker and takes out his stuff (the speacial chain saw, his belts with the hook, his gun and his mechanicail hand) and put it on. Ash then goes out at the fat zombie and says: "Take this big boy." And then Ash shoots the zombie right between the eyes. "I geuss that did nothing." And so Ash takes out his chain saw ataches it to his hand and starts cutting the zombie. The blood from the zombie squirts every were till Ash cuts body part by body part off till the zombie stops moving.

Then Ash sees a image of the wizzard (in army of darkness), then the wizzard says: "Warrior from the future why has this happened" "Hey its not my fault!" "Did you say the words right?" "Yes." "Did you pronouce it right?" "Well not every sylabole" "Warrior you have re-opened the gate of the dead if you do not help us not only shall the people of my time be plagued but of your's as well." "Ah shit, well if you put that way I have no choice. What do I do?" "Go through the portal." Ash gets on a motorcycle that is on display for a contest. "Ash if you come back i'll kick your ass." "Well I guess i'll never come back 'cuase you can't." With Ash saying this he takes the keys out of his boss's coat turns on the motorcycle and rides it into the gate way.

Ash gets out of the portal in to the medevil times in which everything is dark and taken over by the dead army. "Oh fucking shit."