Ash is back

Chapter 2: The darkness comes for Ash

Ash just stands in awe at what has become the land he ounce protected. "Man I have to learn memorize better." Then a zombie with red eyes, molting skin and a viking helmet. "You must be Ash." "Yep ugly now that you have seen me go tell your master." "No i'm gonna fight YOU!" The zombie goes head forward and hits Ash off his motorcycle, the fight goes on but then the zombie rips out Ash's chain saw off they start punching away at each other. Then Ash has the obility to reach fo his gun and shoot.

The zombie has fallen on the floor but Ash knows that it is not dead yet. So Ash goes back to his chain saw out and and starts to cut the zombie when he can't see the zombie. "Lokking for me?" As the zombie says this he pokes Ash's eyes from the back while Ash screams in agony. "You fucking PRICK!" Screams Ash as he jabs the zombie in the nuts while he guts out of the zombie's clutches.
Then Ash goes straight for the zombie's neck and cuts it off with his chain saw.

Ash takes a break for a while till three skeleton zombies apear. "Danm this is not my day." As Ash says this he gets into attack mode starts cuting the skeleton zombies out like a lunatic. "Fuck you all!" Screams Ash till he sees a huge musclure zombie coming right at hi with a sword. "You must be there superoir right?" As Ash says this he gets a reply from the zombie, which is: "Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!" "So your just a soldier riiiiiiiiight."

Then Ash starts to cut up the zombie but his chain saw breaks. "This is bad." Right then a young man apears and throughs a sword at the zombie, which cuts off its head and falls to the ground. After this Ash goes up to the youth. "Who are you?" "It depands are you the warroir know as Ash?" "Yes." "Well i'm your son." Ash faints.

When Ash wakes up he sees the boy. "Kid how can you be my son?" "You had intercorse with my mother sixteen years ago when you came to fight the evil that plagued the village." "Whats your mother's name?" "Sheila and becuase of you my mother was killed in my village for giving away her virginity." "I knew I shouldn't have had sex with her before I left but no Mr.Dick had to be happy first. Wait how come they didn't kill you?" "Becuase I am your son." "Good point well lets go back to your village or what ever so I can understand whats happening. By the way whats you name?" "Ash." "Well so nobody gets confused you and others shall call me Big Ash." "Allright" "Oh by the way how old are you?" "Sixteen." "That makes sense." And so they go off with Big Ash going in his motor cycle and Ash.