Ash is back

Chapter 3: Dragons and Deadites

Big Ash with Ash (his son) go off to the village there (Big) Ash sees all the hope gone in a tiny wimper all becuase he couldn't pronouce a spell right. "Man this is all my fault." "Father we shall go see the wizzard." "Of Oz?" "I do not know such a wizzard but this is the one that helped you." "Of coarse, lets see him." They get in to were the wizzard is. "Hello sir." Says the wizzard in which (Big) Ash replys: "Hey hows it going." Total silience. "You know what is going on?" With (Big) Ash saying this the wizzard replys: "You give me a feeling in my head that. I am just mad becuase you are thy one how started this." "Oh please I I I am the cuase i'm sorry I was trying to cool things down." Silience again. "Maybe I should stop using slang. I don't use it any way." The people stare at (big) Ash. "Could you just tell me what to do!"

The wizzard starts explaining that the Deadites' King lives in the manor of death and that the only way to survive it is to have a suit made of dragons skin. At this point Ash argues if there are dragons or not but then is told that if the Deadites are real so are the dragons. But first gets his chain saw re-done to were it is both fully functual and has these very sharp blades that could cut through any Deadite. And so (big) Ash goes alone (and becuase of this I shall call him just Ash) to the dragon's den which is a dragoon breeding ground with a small bugy on the end of Ash's motorcycle that is suppose to hold the dragon skin on the back.


On his motorcycle with a small bugy atached to the back he gets to the Dragon's den. "This is some place. But whats that?" Ash gets up and looks around a large object till he notices its a Dragon turd. "Aw please I gotta get out of here." But then a dragon apears. Ash starts shooting it at the chest but it dosen't work. "Now how can I get this guy down I can get his hide, but how?" Then the dragon comes down in a swoop and Ash scrapes the side of the Dragon's wing. "Oh coarse." Then Ash shoots both of the dragon's wings, then the dragon falls down, Ash runs for a while till he is cornered by a rock the dragon's head almost colides with Ash's crouch. "That was close." With that said Ash cuts the dragon's head off, skins it and puts the skin on the bugy and starts going off till he sees 3 deadites with skin peeling off as well as other unpleasant features.

"So you guys here to stop me?" Asks Ash to the 4 deadites but they are silient. But then one comes up and finnaly says: "You fight one of us each me to the others." "That seems fair. Wait is this a trick?" "Well your the good guy." They start going at it. First Ash cuts the Deadite's hand off, then the hand goes for Ash going into his clothes. "Darn hand get out!" Finaly the hand gets to the end of the sleeve on Ash's right arm and cut the deadite's hand to peices and then takes his gun out to shoot the deadite. "Good evil i'm the guy with the gun." When Ash says this the deadite jumps up and punches Ash down withhis hand that he has takes Ash'e gun then destroys it.

"Seems like one to just kill the famous Deadite killer." As the deadite says this Ash takes up and starting from the deadites crouch cuts him in half. "Now who wants some." Both come at Ash at the same time. "Yep don't trust a deadite." As Ash says this he starts butchering the two deadites till one of there heads falls down and Ash stomps an it while saying: "Groovy."
Ash then buiries the deadites bodies and goes off back to the village