Disclaimer: I don't own Jack Holly, so don't sue me. This fic is about
my love of SqueezeCheese, or maybe it isn't. But it definitely isn't about YAOI,
which SUCKS!


ONE WEIRD DAY

Duo woke up on a dreary Monday morning feeling like there was a vice
tightened on his head...which there was.

D-My God! What did I do last night!? I don't remember a thing...Cool!

He got up and dressed, then clicked on the TV. He then immediately turned it off.

D-What was that!? Since when does the Spice channel play "Arthur"? I'll try another
one.

He turned on PBS. Taboo II was showing. After an hour, he turned it off.

D-What a strange day! I wonder where Heero went?

He went downstairs, Duo.

D-Thanks. :::Duo shot down the stairs::: HI HEE...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Heero and Quatre were on the couch, with Heero on top.

D-WTF are you doing!?

H-What do you think? Want to join in?

D-GOD NO!

And with that he ran out of the house. He sped down to a local restaurant for some
breakfast.

D-I'll just have a coffee.

Waitress-We're out of coffee.

D-How can you be out of COFFEE!?

Wa-We just are! Now I'm sad!

Floodtears started up, giving many people swimmer's ear. Duo ran out of there and
went to a multiplex to see a flick. When he got there, he looked at the listings.

MOVIES:
GLAD HE ATE HER (no, not that way, you hentais!)
PEARL AND ARBOR DAY
HAIR GLITCH 2
TUESDAY THE 17TH
BEAT THE PARENTS

Duo was a bit confused at the titles. They were all familiar, but different.
He checked out some of them (he was an excellent theatre hopper).
Glad He Ate Her was about a cannibal, Pearl Arbor was about a
woman and an incident with trees, Hair Glitch was a witch
who gave people a bad hairdo, he skipped Tuesday, and Beat
the Parents was about a guy who had to beat up peoples parents.

D-What is up with everything?

Suddenly, he had an idea. He ran out of the theatre and back to his room.
He looked under his bed and found a switch marked "Normal", which was in the off
position. He switched it to on, and checked on Heero. He was doing
research on how to be human. The restaurant was dry, and there were no
weird movies at the multiplex.

D-Good...All better.
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I know this was a weird story, but I was really bored...and high off rock and Coke. R+R!