Don't Drink the Water! Part 4

 Vengeance Pilots

by

Sailor Janus

       The trash bag clad mini pilot snuck out of the house with plans of the perfect the vengeance for his rude friends. "How dare they not listen to me! The Shinigami!" Duo grumbled when he suddenly found himself in a very large underground storage building where the gundams were hidden.

       With a huge sinister grin on his little face, Duo began rubbing his hands together, as he got ready to begin taking revenge.

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       Unfortunately, for the other pilots, they never took notice to the braided-boy's whereabouts; since they were too absorbed in whatever they happened to be doing at that point.       

       The pint-sized Wufei suddenly found himself very bored. After a few attempts at unlocking the door of his room, the boy set out to find something to do.

       Passing the Perfect Soldier's room, the Chinese boy heard curses, and then began to snicker. Apparently, the little monotone pilot still could not reach his precious laptop computer.

       Turning around, Chibi-Wufei found himself, face to well, door, with a large closet.

       Curiosity, getting the best of him, the pilot opened the door, but found nothing except large quantities of toilet paper. Suddenly he began to smirk, realizing his boredom was about to end, as well as his hunger for revenge.

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       Heero was sitting on the floor rubbing his head after being dumped off the pile of books he was standing on, once again, trying to reach his damn computer.

       'Why did Duo have to be so nosy?! This would have never happened if it weren't for that Rat Face!' Heero angrily thought when he suddenly realized something really bad was about to happen. "Rat Face? Oh crap."

       Sure enough, a book barely balanced on top of the stack above him, tumbled down and smacked the boy upside the head, which produced a waterfall of tears.

       "WAHHHHH!" Mini Heero sobbed relentlessly when there came a soft knocking to the door.

       "Hey Heero! I need some help with something!"

       It was Wufei. Wiping his eyes, the pilot toddled over to the door and opened it, only to his horror, found himself being pounced on by the Chinese Pilot!

       "DIE!" Mini Wufei shouted as he tackled the Perfect Soldier to the ground.

       "AHHH!" Heero screamed out before Wufei scotch taped his mouth shut and then began wrapping the pilot up with 2-ply toilet paper into a mummy throwing in a little tape for good measures to increase the strength so the other boy couldn't get free.

       "HAHAHAHA! This'll teach you to throw that yucky peanut budder at me!" the Altron pilot cackled as he added more layers.

       Spitting out the tape Heero cried out, "GET OFF! I'm telling!"       

       Unfortunately for the Perfect Chibi Soldier, he didn't notice the can of shaving cream, hidden in the bag of toilet paper.

       "BWHAHAHA!" Wufei laughed, covering, Heero with the white substance as he, screamed, and gagged, spitting the nasty tasting cream out, since screaming while someone coats you with shaving cream is a very bad idea.

       However, poor chibi Wu-man ran out of the gag-inducing white cream so he raced off to find more.

       Heero, however, found it fairly easy to break free of the shaving cream coated toilet paper, and came up with a fiendish plot of his own.

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       "Let's see, if we write everything they had consumed, maybe we'll find a link," Quatre, said from where he and Trowa were sitting at the kitchen table with a notebook in hand.

       "Okay, who should we figure out first?" Trowa asked as the blonde scratched his head.

       "Um, Duo would be most logical since he changed last," Quatre answered while he twirled his pencil.

       "Okay, so what exactly has he eaten?" Trowa questioned before realizing that beginning with the braid-haired pilot might be a very bad idea.

       "Um, there was three o'clock peanut butter sandwiches and a soda, the five o'clock cup a ramen, dry. At six he had the left-over burnt pancakes he tried to make that morning, there was the bag of candy leftover from last year's Halloween which he found under the sofa-"

       "Maybe starting with Duo would be a bad idea," the green-eyed teen sighed as Quatre nodded his head in agreement.

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       Little Wufei ran back to Heero's room holding a large can of shaving cream, but found no one there. "Hey! Where'd he go?!"

       To the little Chinese boy's surprise, the blue-eyed boy, leaped out of the closet, tackling Wufei.

       "AHHH!" the pilot yelled, dropping the can of shaving cream as he was pushed to the floor, landing in the shaving cream mess leftover from Heero.

       "Let's see how you like it!" Heero growled as pinned Wufei down and pulled a small object out of his pocket.

       To Wufei's horror he knew what it was. Relena's lipstick which she shoved into Heero's back pack the other day, so she'd have an excuse to approach the teenaged boy and ask for it back. Heero had found it the other day, and threw it away, only to find that using it on the baka Chinese boy, would be more fun than watch it take up space in his waste basket.        

       "No! Heero!" Wufei screamed as he jerked his head smearing the bright pink lipstick on his mouth, before the Perfect Soldier began using it on the boy's cheeks and drew a huge smiley face on his forehead.

       "What in the world?!" Heero muttered as he looked strangely at his masterpiece.

       "Heero! You baka! Get off of me!" Wufei shouted, throwing the other pilot off him as he raced for the mirror.

       "AHHHH! I'm a martial artist Not a cross dresser! INJUSTICE!" the Chinese boy screamed as he tried to rub the lipstick off, which sadly only smeared it across his face. "NO! It's not coming off! NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS INJUSTICE!!" the boy bellowed loud enough that Trowa and Quatre could even hear him.

       "Great, let's go see what damage they have done now," Quatre grumbled as they raced up the stairs, only to find a trail of toilet paper leading them through the hall and to Heero's room where they could quite coherently hear Wufei screaming.

       The two teens exchanged glances and took a deep breath as they pushed the door open revealing, a toilet paper and shaving cream-clad Heero, and Wufei, with what appeared to be a really bad rash on his face.

       "Oh no! My carpet! It's covered in, toilet paper, shaving cream, and lipstick?! Just what were you two doing?!" Quatre shouted.

       "HE STARTED IT!" the two chibi pilots exclaimed.

       "Oh crap. Now they are possessed," Trowa muttered as he stared at the two decorated children before a very bad thought came to him.

       "Well, it can't get much worse," Quatre sighed defeatedly.

       "Um, where's Duo?" Trowa inquired as the four gundam pilots exchanged horrified looks.             

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Author's Notes: Wow, and the reviews keep coming, lol. I must thank everyone for reviewing, because that is my favorite part of writing really, finding out what you guys think. This story was originally slated to be out yesterday, but I felt so sick, that couldn't function too well. (Migraines are evil!)

       The shaving cream tasting nasty part, yes I know from experience it does from getting sprayed and like an idiot, I screamed, thus getting a free sample.

       Sorry to leave you all in suspense over what Duo is planning but let's just say the boy needs a little time to finish his work which will have some great reactions, lol.       

       Expect Chapter 5 out next week, which may not be until the weekend since I have so much going on but it'll be worth it.

Next Week.... What was Duo doing and is he going to be a dead pilot?