Don't Drink the Water! Part 5

Out of Control!

by

Sailor Janus

Plus small bonus story at the end. ^_~

       The four pilots exchanged horrified glances as they realized the missing fifth to their happily insane group.

       "Oh damn. Who knows what that braided baka is up to!" Wufei grumbled looking fairly disturbed as the others nodded in agreement. Duo as a child who believes himself to the Shinigami is an extremely bad thing.

       "Well, let's go look for the him before he does something stupider than usual," Heero sighed as they began setting out to find their missing friend, fearing the worse. Not for Duo, but for Quatre's house or whatever the cobalt blue-eyed chibi pilot happens to be wrecking havoc on at the moment.

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A few hours later

       Duo had just finished putting the finishing touches on his masterpieces, admiring his handiwork with a sinister grin when the little pilot's facial expression suddenly switched from one of glee to one of horror.

       The braided-haired boy stared at the gundams, nearly wetting his pants.

       "WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!" Duo screamed gaping at brightly decorated gundams.

       Gundam Wing Zero now had a huge smile plastered to the face with 'I Love Relena' painted sloppily on the front in bright pink. Yellow smiley faces covering the rest of the mobile suit completed the new designs of the stoic yet very deadly, trigger-happy pilot.

       The Altron was done up very girly with bright pink like lipstick paint covering the mouth and cheeks, with 'Women are strong, men are weak!' scrawled over the chest. Wufei would very likely chop off Duo's braid for this one and force him to eat it.

       Heavyarms was now very clown like. A red nose, cheeks, and smile were strewn over the face, with big fake black eyelashes and some multi-colored buttons going down the center, with 'Hail the Almighty Shinigami!'  plastered on the front as well. Trowa might not mind except for the Shinigami part. Yeah, right. He was probably going to feed chestnut brown-haired boy to the lions at the circus.

       Sandrock was covered in flowers, handprints, and smiley faces with 'Duo is the coolest' painted across the chest. Quatre might not be too upset. After the initial shock and the homicidal tendencies towards the 02 pilot go away like with what happened when he went crazy after his father died.

       Duo could not believe his eyes. How could his child-self have been so stupid?! And of course the teen was probably going to take the heat. "EEP! The guys are going to kill me! Heero is going to shoot me. Wufei will cut my body into little bits, Trowa will burn them and then Quatre with flush them down the toilet!" the braided-boy panicked.

        Duo cringed at the thought of his friends finding their newly painted gundams. "Oh man. I am so dead," he sighed defeatedly.

      All of a sudden the door to the storage room swung open, making the frightened boy scamper into the shadows and hide.

       "DUO! Duo are you in here?!" Quatre yelled out with the others right behind him.

       Abruptly, the group froze and stared in shock at their precious weapons of destruction.

       "MAXWELL!" Wufei bellowed charging in the direction he thought he saw a shadow move as the other pilots gaped at their poor redecorated gundams.

       "Ah crap!" Duo muttered as he stumbled out into the open with his hands up which was much better than Wufei dragging him out by his hair. "It wasn't me! It was Mini-Me! Honest! Whoa, what happened to you two? Heero you look like a human spitball and Wu-man, you have a seriously weird rash."

       Heero's eyes suddenly became very cold as he gave his death glare to the very nervous Deathscythe Hell pilot. "I'm going to kill you."

       Quatre finally got out of his shocked stupor. "Sandrock! How could you Duo?!"

       "It wasn't me!" the boy cried out, dreading whatever the others were going to do about the little mishap.

       "You dishonored Nataku and therefore must die!" the Chinese pilot cried out from the cockpit of his gundam as he leapt down holding his prized katana.

       Unfortunately, because Wufei was still so small, and weaker than usual, he couldn't even lift the extremely large sword over his head without almost toppling over.

       "Damn it!" Wufei shouted angrily. "This is injustice being so small I can't even punish Maxwell for destroying Nataku!"

       Suddenly, Heero pounced on the gundam artist, grabbing him by the neck, ready to strangle him.

       "ACK! Heero! Let...go. ......I...can't...breathe!" Duo choked out as he clutched onto the other boy's hands trying to release them.

       "That's the idea," the dark blue-eyed pilot dryly said as he tightened his grip.

       "Help!" the braided-haired boy managed to yell.

       "Should we help him?" Trowa asked with a sigh as he watched Wufei drag his katana on the ground so he could chop off Duo's braid. 'This was so not a good day.'

       Just as the raging Chinese pilot was about to hack off the other boy's beloved hair, Quatre shouted, "Stop!"      

       Wufei grumbled, dropping his katana, stomping away as Heero let go of Duo's neck whispering, "I'm still going to kill you," as he rolled off the boy who was gasping for air.

       The two chibi pilots exchanged evil glances before racing off to gain their rightful revenge on the panting pilot who was lying on the floor near a very headachy Quatre and a stunned Trowa, who was still mesmerized by the appearance of his gundam.

       Unfortunately, for the three pilots, they didn't realize what the two irate boys were up to until it was too late.

       With huge smirks on their faces, Heero and Wufei each dragged a can of bright pink paint up to the boy who was still sprawled out on the ground, trying to catch his breath, and successfully, dumped the entire contents of each can on the artistic pilot.

       "AHHHHHH! I'm pink! NOOOOO!" Duo cried out in horror as the others laughed.

       It all seemed pretty funny, until the obnoxiously bright pink river began oozing towards the mobile suits, painting their feet pink in return as well as the rest of the floor to the storage building.

       "Oh no," the two boys gasped, realizing their mistake as Duo got his own vengeance, pouring bright blue paint on them.

       "BWHAHAHA! Feel the wrath of the Shinigami!" the still trash-bag cape wearing, pink pilot cackled as Wufei threw a handful at paint at him, which he promptly threw one back at Wufei, missing, and hitting Heero instead, which began the paint war.

       Quatre and Trowa watched in horror as the chibi pilots began splashing not only themselves, but also the gundams as well due to poor aim and reflexes because of their compact-sized bodies.

       Finally, after being hit one too many times, the blonde Arabian lost it.

       "ALL RIGHT! That's enough!" he yelled as the Chibi pilots froze out of surprise. "I want everyone to sit in a corner now or else!" 

       "Or else what?" Chibi Duo challenged, knowing that it was probably only an empty threat. He was wrong.

       A devious grin spread on Quatre's face to the shock of the others.

       "Uh oh. He's lost it," Wufei muttered softly, luckily, the blonde did not hear him.

       "Or else, " Quatre began to with a smirk, hoping to catch the children off guard, "I'll call Relena Peacecraft and invite her over."

       The three small pilots' eyes grew huge in fright as their faces paled. "AHHHHH! We'll be good! We'll be good!" they yelled together as Trowa and Quatre herded them out of the storage building.

       "Unca Quatre's mean," Heero muttered, with his arms crossed, following the others close behind.

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Author's Notes: You know I really hate it when my computer freezes while I am writing! Can't it wait until I have saved?!  Okay my rant for the day, lol.

Anyway, I noticed how short the last chapter was! That's the shortest chapter I have ever written! Anyway, I feel like I cheated you guys so here is a little bonus at the end of my notes. Pure insanity called "Gundam Wing Pilots On Strike! Yeah, I did self-insertion, but you'll understand why.

This actually got finished a lot faster than I thought so I am quite pleased. And don't worry, there is a reason why they turned into chibi's but I need for a few more things to happen before revealing the reason, lol. It'll have some great results though.

Thank you for the reviews one again. This is definitely my highest reviewed story ever and I'm so ecstatic about it!

Next Week.... An unexpected visit.....

Now

"Gundam Wing Pilots On Strike!"

::G-boys arrive carrying random signs with the words "On Strike" scrawled across the heavy cardboard, interrupting our hard at work author::

Wufei: Hey Author, lady, girl, Sailor Janus, or whatever, we'd like to have a word with you!

SJ: ::glances up from writing Chapter 6:: Can't you see I'm busy?

Trowa: That's what we want to have a word about! We strike!      

Duo: We're going bowling?!

Everyone: -_-;;

Wufei: No you braided baka! We're striking! We won't put up with anymore of your insane stories!

SJ: Oh really?

Heero: I'm going to kill you. ::take out his gun:: You made me look like a fool.

SJ: ::looks nervously at the gun:: Heero, that was Chibi you, not the real you. Chibi you and the real you are totally different! hehe ^_^;;

Heero: Hn.

Duo: ::sniffles:: Yeah, but why did you have to make me out to be so destructive!

SJ: ::blinks::  Um, Duo, hate to break it to you, but you are destructive.

Quatre: (who has been holding pent up anger) YOU DESTROYED MY HOUSE!

Trowa: Whoa. Didn't think he actually had it in him. ::rubs his ears since he was right next to the blonde as a result, his bangs got blown to the opposite side:: Um does anyone else hear a ringing in their ears?

Wufei: You dishonored us therefore we refuse to appear in anymore of your stories. ::the other pilots nod their heads::

SJ: ::smirks:: Oh really? I think you forgot a minor something, I control what you will say and do.

Wufei: baka onna.

SJ: ::raises her eyebrows:: What was that Wufei?

Wufei: Women are strong! Ahh! ::covers mouth::

Other pilots: O_o

Duo: She's got to be kidding....I'm going to shave my head! Eep!

Other pilots: ;;O_o

Trowa: Perhaps we should be going now.

Wufei: No way! I refuse to be controlled by a baka onna!

SJ ::sighs out of sheer boredom:: Look I really need to finish this chapter so either you guys skip merrily back to wherever you came from or I'll be forced to write the story 'Mission X.'

Quatre: ::curiously:: What's the story 'Mission X'?

SJ: "Mission Xtreme".

Trowa: Doesn't sound too bad. What is it about?

SJ: ::Smirks evily:: It's about you five having to pose as a boy band for your newest mission.

Pilots: ;;;;O_o

Duo: You...wouldn't.....

SJ: Try me.

Wufei: This is ridiculous! She can't do anything to us! She's just a baka.....::suddenly breaks into song while doing boy bandish movements:: You're everything I want. Everything I need. Your are my oxygen, my air to breathe. Making my heart singggg....You are love on wiiinnnngggsss...."

Everyone: O.o

Duo: Oh dear god she is evil reincarnated!

Trowa: We are doomed.

Heero: ::blinks::

Wufei: ::stunned::

Quatre:: Hehe, Um we are very sorry and will go right now, bye! ^_^

Pilots: Yeah bye! ^_^ ::flees from the fic as fast as they can::

SJ: What I have to put up with to keep my characters in line. -_-;;

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I hope this was remotely funny. I came up with this one when I was bored out of my mind at work, having to put up with the sappy station, which seems to like playing the boy bands at least twice every half hour. Actually, for a new humor story, maybe I will try Mission X after all. ::screaming is heard in the background as well as random death threats:: 

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

Heero: I'm going to kill you.

Duo: Someone SAVE US!

SJ: ;:^_^  Oh well. Can't please them all.

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