Don't Drink the Water! Part 6
Unexpected Visitor
by
Sailor Janus
Plus
Gundam Wing Pilots on Strike! Part 2
After the chibi pilots had to sit out in the backyard once again but this time covered in paint, lipstick, and shaving creamy toilet paper, they finally became normal once again. This however was quite simple to realize since all three began cursing about their new pink and blue appearances. Soon they raced off to shower off quickly, before changing into yet another set of Duo's famous shrunken clothing.
Quatre was suspecting that he was going to have an extremely high water bill to pay thanks to the frequent showers. Either that, or they would be the reason for the new water shortage.
Gundam Pilots the cause of the latest water shortage, on tonight at 6!
"Well, at least it can't get any worse," the blonde Arabian said as Trowa shook his head. "What?"
"Don't ever say that because you are bound to jinx-" the green-eyed pilot began to explain when suddenly the doorbell rang.
The two teens exchanged glances and cautiously walked to the door.
"Duo, probably ordered 20 pizzas and put them on my account," the usually cheerful boy grumbled as he opened the heavy door, and to his shock, discovered that he was wrong.
"Hello Quatre, is Heero here by any chance? I think he has my pink passion lipstick," Relena said as she surveyed the room before adding, "May I came in? I really must get my lipstick back."
'You're just gonna have to scrap it off Wufei's face then,' Trowa thought with a tiny smirk on his face. Clearly he wasn't acting like himself because the mini-pilots had actually made him snap back in storage building. His poor gundam. Relena arriving unexpectedly was just the icing on a Duo-made cake. Which meant it was burnt, dropped on the floor once or twice, and the only icing left was whatever the braided-haired pilot did not eat out of the bowl.
"Um," Quatre began to say when suddenly Duo strolled in the room with a towel on his shoulders, and his long hair swinging freely.
"Damn pink paint won't come out of my hair! Why did it have to be bright pink?!" he grumbled picking out the paint stuck to his chestnut brown locks, strand by strand.
"Ee-" the blonde-haired girl squeaked, sounding like she impersonating a mouse as she stared in shock at the miniature sized pilot.
"You braided baka! You just had to play with the paint didn't you?! Now not only are our gundams plastered in paint, but so are we!" Wufei shouted as he stomped in the room with blue and pink dried paint still clinging to his dark hair.
Relena was staring at the two children in shock, not even moving an inch or blinking, just staring madly at two bickering five year olds.
"You were the ones that dumped the paint on me and then started throwing it!"
The dark-eyed boy crossed his arms glaring, "Well, if you hadn't painted the Gundams in the first place this would have never happen you baka!"
Quatre, waved a hand in her face, but the girl didn't respond, "Yep, she's in total shock."
"This should be interesting," the green-eyed circus performer sighed as Heero made his appearance.
"Duo, I'm going to kill you. I can't get this crap out of my hair," the Perfect Soldier said with a death glare as he pulled a handful of pink and blue hair. "I look like a freak."
"And Maxwell, just looks like himself," Wufei smirked as he too tried pulling the multi-colored paint out his hair.
"Hey!" the long haired boy exclaimed, whipping his head around to face the Altron pilot, spraying everyone with water in the process, thanks to his still sopping wet long hair.
"DUO!" everyone in the room, excluding the stunned Relena statue, yelled, looking very perturbed at the boy, wiping the water off of their faces.
"Sorry," he sighed, as he went back to removing the paint.
"I think it's time for a hair cut," Wufei stated as the cobalt blue-eyed pilot's face went white.
"No! There is no way I'm going to let a pair of scissors get near my hair!" the boy growled.
Trowa and Quatre put their heads in their hands as they realized no matter what size the pilots were; it was always going to be hell. Both had to admit, the paint was a very bad idea. Neither of them could remove all of the paint, which was now peppered through their locks, as well.
"Heero?" the pacifist princess gasped as she fainted on the floor with a thud.
"When did she get here?" the dark blue-eyed boy inquired, as he glanced at Relena's passed out form on the dirty floor. Oh was Relena going to love her dress when she came to.
Duo turned and looked as well. "Think someone should mention to her that taking a nap in peanut butter is a very bad idea?"
The two normal sized teens sighed as they picked up the Sanc Kingdom princess and carried her to the couch.
"Aw, why'd you have to go and do that? You should have just left her there. Or better yet, thrown her outside!" the Deathscythe pilot groaned, realizing, that things were about to get difficult to say the least because, she still did not know what was going on with the fun-sized pilots, of course, neither did they.
"Duo, she's unconscious! We can't just shove her outside," Quatre argued as he rolled his eyes. 'Damn headache won't go away.'
"So?!"
"So, go to your room!" the blonde growled as he stood up. Wufei snickered as Trowa and Heero slightly smirked.
"But-but! Hey, I'm not a kid!" Duo sulked crossing his arms.
"You're acting like one Maxwell," the Chinese pilot sneered as Duo stuck his tongue out at him.
"I'm not talking to you, WUFFY!"
"MY NAME IS WUFEI!" Wufei yelled angrily as he began chasing Duo around the room who continued chanting, "Wuffy! Wuffy! Wuffy!"
"INJUSTICE! You insolent baka!" the Altron pilot bellowed.
The others sighed tiresomely. The sad thing was either the two arguing teens were either about to change into children or were acting, normal.
"Someone shoot me," Trowa groaned.
"Give me my gun and I'll put you out of your misery," Heero said as he held out his hand. Of course, he knew he would not get it back until he was normal sized again.
"Cool! A Guitar!" Chibi Duo cheered from down the hall.
"Uh oh, Quatre..." the green-eyed teen began to say has his friend's eyes grew wide.
"AH! My violin! DUO!" the blonde Arabian cried out as he raced off to find the destructive little pilot before the beloved violin was reduced to toothpicks.
"NO! Duo! That is not a guitar! Give me back my violin before you break it!" Quatre yelled as he chased after the long haired boy who was gleefully strumming the strings as if it were a guitar. "Duo! You're going to break the strings!"
Around the same moment, Relena chose to wake up.
"Uhh. What happened?" she murmured running a hand through her hair and stopped very suddenly with a grossed out expression on her face. "Uck! What is in my hair?!"
"Um, peanut butter. Listen, you should really go now because things are a little-" Trowa was trying to explain when he was interrupted.
"DUO! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Quatre screamed at the top of his lungs.
After cringing for a moment, the Heavyarms pilot continued, "As I was saying, things here are a little insane, so it'd be best if you leave. Now!"
Blinking, the blonde girl looked a little confused, "Insane? How?!"
"Believe me, you don't want to know."
Suddenly, chibi Heero sprinted in the room and froze when he saw Relena. 'Oh great,' he thought.
"Heero! What did they do to you?!" the girl cried out, appearing as if she were about to faint again.
Just as the stoic pilot was about to answer, he went into child form, instead, "AHHHHH! She found me!" the boy screamed as he ran off, "Someone hide me!"
"What is going on?! That was Heero wasn't it?!" Relena asked Trowa who nodded his head, appearing very tired.
Suddenly, Mini Duo bounced into the room, and he too did not act very happy about seeing the princess of the Sanc Kingdom. "AHHHHHHHH! It's the evil Relena Monster! Run or she'll eat your brain force!" the child cried out as he too scampered out of the room.
"Can this get any worse?!" Trowa groaned as he looked up at the ceiling. This of course was a very bad idea.
"Um, Trowa, I think I have a small problem…" a voice said from in the hallway.
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Author's Notes: Wow, loving the reviews! In fact I am addicted to them now, so keep reviewing!
I can't believe how many of you love my idea for Mission Xtreme so after this one is done I'll start posting that one ^_^ ::loud protests heard from the pilots:: Shut or I'll make you do Swan Lake instead! ::sounds of doors slamming echo through the room.:: Hehehe So keep an eye out, and I will be nice by announcing at the end of this story, when Mission Xtreme will be out which will be at the same moment this one ends.
Expect the next chapter out possibly next weekend because I'm in Final's hell right now, Ugh. But as soon as that is over, updates will be much more frequent ^_^
Next time.... The mystery is revealed.
Now
Gundam Wing Pilots on Strike! Part 2
::Our faithful Author is taking well not a break, from writing, is actually forced into learning how to juggle three balls for her Psychology class that is due Tuesday. Unfortunately, she seems to be having some difficultly::
SJ ::throws two balls up at a time, one lands on the floor and the other hits her in the face:: Oww! Damn stupid class! Mr. Juggling Ball, you go in my hand not my face!
Wufei: What was that supposed to be?!
SJ: O.O ::turns around and screams::
Pilots: O.o;;
Trowa: Ow, my other ear. Now I think I have an excuse for not talking. I've gone deaf. -_-
SJ: Sorry, but what are you guys doing here?! How did you get in?!
Heero: ::shrugs:: Window.
SJ: ::blinks:: I live on the third floor.... you actually climbed up the side of the building?! Nevermind. I don't want to know.
Pilots: ::blinks::
Duo: So what were you doing? It looked like you were trying to beat yourself senseless with three balls ^_^
SJ ::gives Heero's death glare to Duo::
Heero: Hey! Don't steal my trademark.
SJ: Did you patent it?
Heero:.......damn
SJ: ^_^ Anyway I was trying to learn how to juggle, which is due by Tuesday. Blah.
Wufei: Baka onna. Where do you go? Clown College?
SJ: ::glares:: Ha ha hardy har. It's for psychology. So why are you all here anyway?
Quatre: We can't figure out how to go back home.
SJ: ::facevaults:: O_o Wait, you mean to say, you're stuck here?! Where did you go after the strike?!
Duo ::grins:: We went to Disney World! ^_^
SJ: ::dryly:: Of course. So how was it?
Duo: It was okay, until Heero decided to blow the heads off of the dolls in "It's a Small World," getting us kicked out, for well forever. ::glares at the Perfect Soldier::
Heero: They were annoying me and needed to die.
SJ: -_-;;
Wufei: ::looks at the computer where Chapter 7 has just been completed:: Hey what's this?
SJ: ::runs to her precious computer:: Eek! Don't touch! I just finished it!
Wufei: Chapter 7, Huh? ::grins sinisterly as he pushes the off button:: Oops.
SJ: O.O ::opens her mouth but no words are coming out::
Quatre:: Uh oh.....she's gonna blow.
SJ: :begins twitching:: WUFEI! YOU JERK! THAT WAS NOT SAVED! YOU JUST ERASED CHAPTER 7! NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Heero: ::crosses his arms:: Damn girl stealing my trademarks again...
Trowa: Yep, if I was not deaf before, I sure am now. -_-;;
Other Pilots O.O;;;;;;
::SJ chases after Wufei around the apartment as the others look bored. Trowa flips through an entertainment magazine, Duo raids through the author's candy stash, "Oh! Reeses!" Quatre stares at the messy room, and Heero begins juggling the three balls perfectly::
SJ: ::notices Heero's perfect juggling and glares:: I hate you.
Quatre: SJ, question, how can you live like this? I mean the mess? ::innocent smile::
SJ: Try living in a room half the normal size you're used to and with the same amount of stuff and see what you get ::sighs::
Quatre: ::grumbles:: No wonder you destroyed my house
SJ: What was that Quatre?
Quatre: ^_^ Nothing!
SJ: ::covers her face due to exhaustion:: This is not happening...::notices Heero is still juggling and has thrown in two CD cases and a plastic cup as well:: ::glares:: Can you please stop doing that? We already know you're Mr. Perfect. You don't need to rub it in.
Heero: Hn.
Duo:: ::finds a notebook containing ideas for Mission Xtreme:: Hey! I thought you said you weren't going to do this story!
SJ:: grins:: Well, um, I got so many requests so I am gonna write it after DDTW! is done.
Duo: DDTW!?
SJ: Don't Drink the Water! -_-
Trowa: You are doing the story?!
SJ: Yes
Pilots: O_o;;;;;;
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: But...but ...You...you...We....we.... AHHHHH!
SJ: ^_^ Hehehe come on, it won't be too bad. Um, guys?
Pilots: ::fire in their eyes::
SJ: Eep! Um, listen I have finals next week, so Um, Take these fake IDs (yeah like that's going to actually work) and just go clubbing okay! ^_^
Pilots: ::exchange glances::
Heero: What's the catch?
SJ: No catch at all, in fact, if your series hadn't ended when it did, you all would be 20, 21!
Pilots: O_o
Duo: You mean, if they hadn't ended our series, we could actually party? Damn whoever ended our series!
Trowa: You're serious?
SJ: Yep. Copyright date was 1995 when you were 15 so that would make you guys 20, 21 depending on birth month. But in reality right now, you haven't been born or even thought of yet. So actually, that does not matter.
Pilots -_-
SJ: Look either you guys get out of here right now or I am going to make you say and do something that you never would have dreamed of!
Pilots ::stand with their arms crossed deciding she can't do any worse than last time::
SJ: Fine, but I warned you.... ::chooses Heero first since he had to Mr. Perfect with the juggling::
Heero ::grins and starts singing:: "I love You! You love Me! We are One big family!"
Others: O.o
Trowa: Make him stop!
::Duo runs to the bathroom as he turns green::
Heero: ::stops and blinks:: What the hell?
::Suddenly Wufei begins prancing around like a prima ballerina as Swan Lake plays in the background::
Quatre: Oh....my....god
Trowa: Um, SJ, you realize he's going to kill you after this?
SJ: ::snickering at the newest ballerina:: No he won't. Now, are you guys going to go or am I going to have to get real evil?
Pilots: ::look very nervous::
Quatre: Um, you can do worse?
SJ: grins as she snaps her fingers::
::suddenly the gundam wing boys are decked out in boy band clothes and the music to "Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely" is blaring::
Trowa: So many words for the broken heart, It's hard to see in a crimson love, So hard to breathe, Walk with me and maybe
Duo: Nights of light so soon become, Wild and free I could feel the sun, Your every wish will be done They tell me
Pilots: Show me the meaning of being lonely Is this the feeling I need to walk with
Quatre: Tell me why I can't be there where you are There's something missing in my heart
::SJ is video taping the whole time::
SJ: Okay, that's enough...for now ^_^
Pilots: O_o;;;;;;;
Duo: ::weakly:: What just happened?
::SJ shows video tape. Pilots go pale and pass out::
Pilots: x_x
SJ: Great, now I have unconscious pilots on the floor. Now what?! ;;-_-
::gets an idea and runs to the door and knocks on it before opening it::
SJ: HI RELENA! YES, YOU CAN COME IN! THE OTHERS ARE IN MY ROOM!
Pilots:: EEP! ::::O_O ::dash out of the window::
::SJ returns to her room, satisfied the five boys are gone::
SJ: Now, back to my favorite torture method, juggling. ::throws the balls and all three smack her in the head:: Maybe I should have asked Heero to stay ;;-_-
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Author's Notes: That one turned out a lot longer, and I hope I didn't scare everyone with the BSB lyrics. I actually went on a lyric site to get them. Anyway, I was at work the other day, and this will show you how crazy I am, lol. That song came on, so I imagined the Gundam Wing boys were being forced to sing it at gun point! I can only tolerate so much pop at a time. ;;-_-
Anyway here is how I matched them.
Trowa = Brian. Both are kinda quiet and sound similar.
Quatre = Nick. Okay, personality wise they are opposites, but both have the highest pitched voice.
Duo = AJ. Wild and adventurous. Not to mention Duo demonstrated he could hold a note from screaming when Deathscythe was blown up. Duo: Hey! I was upset!
Wufei = Kevin. Both are quiet, and have similar voices, not to mention don't have too many solos.
Heero = Howie. Howie doesn't get any solos and that's the way our stoic pilot would want it, lol.
Anyway, that's it for now. ^_^
