Don't Drink the Water! Part 7

One Against the World

by

Sailor Janus

       Trowa's face fell as he heard a little voice. 'Oh no....not you too,' he thought walking quickly to where the voice came from, and sure enough, Quatre was a chibi.

       At the same exact moment, Duo and Heero decided it'd be fun to get rid of Relena once and for all. With smirks on their faces, they barrowed into the room, attacking the blonde-haired girl with shaving cream, toilet paper, and Duo's favorite, peanut butter.

       "KILL THE EVIL RELENA MONSTER!" the children shouted, covering the screaming girl who happened to be sitting on Quatre's couch, from head to toe, with everything in their little arms.

       "AHHHHH! Get away from me you brats!" the princess cried out as the two children started giggling.

       "See, told ya she was a monster in disguise," the little braided-haired pilot spat as he glared at the girl who looked like she was about ready to spank him, except she would never get that far.

       Somehow, Duo got a hold of a lemon cream pie he hid under the couch and held it menacingly. "Hey Relena! You need more makeup!" with an evil grin, the boy smashed the pie in the blonde-haired girl's face. 

       Relena looked shocked for a second and suddenly her anger erupted like a fireworks display as she began chasing after the two children.

       "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" she yelled as they ran into the kitchen, and quickly skidded to the side, as the pacifist princess ran straight into the room, slipping on the peanut buttery floor and landed gracefully on her butt with a shriek.

       "Hey, isn't she supposed to be a peace-lover?" Mini Duo asked Heero who nodded. "You can't do that because it's against your rules!"

       "HAHAHAHA!" the two chibi pilots laughed as they pointed at the girl who could not seem to be able to stand on her own two feet.

       "You two terrible children! I'm not putting up with anymore of this! I'm leaving!" Relena shouted as she stood up only to fall on her face as her feet slipped out from under her. "URRRRR!"

       With a glare she crawled out of the room, dripping in cream pie, peanut butter, and shaving cream, quickly brushing past Trowa who looked like he was actually going to laugh.

       "I tried to warn you," he said through silent laughter as she stood up and walked to the front door trying to show a little dignity.

       "This was a $2,000.00 dollar dress and it's ruined!" she said through gritted teeth. "See if I ever come back to this dump again!"

       With one last glare, Relena Peacecraft stomped out of the mansion.

       "We will hold you to your word!" Duo shouted back sticking his tongue out as he slapped Heero a high-five. "That was fun! Can we ask her back so we can do it again?!"

       The green-eyed pilot paused for a second, trying to regain his composure before turning back to a snickering Quatre.

       "So do you remember at all what happened before your mind turns into child form as well?" Trowa urgently asked the little blonde pilot who began sniffling.

       "I don't wanna be little!" Quatre cried out as he burst into tears.

       The circus performer glanced down at the crying child who suddenly clung to his pants leg. "Calm down Quatre. You'll remember soon, hopefully."

       "Really?" the little boy asked as he blew his nose on Trowa's pants.

       The teen tried to keep a straight face as he nodded his head, 'Eww! Why did he have to do that?!' Trowa cringed as he lightly patted Chibi Quatre on the head. 'Oh when is this headache going to go away?! Of course with having to baby-sit three possibly four hyper-active children, it probably won't help it go away anytime soon.'

       "You know Unca Trowa, You're pretty tall! I'm gonna get a crick in my neck looking up at you!" the chibi blonde Sandrock pilot exclaimed.

       "Sorry, Quatre. I just wish we knew why you four ended up like this," the brown-haired pilot sighed.     

       "I'm gonna go color!" the little blonde happily said as he raced off, leaving Trowa alone with a snot-covered pants leg.

       The green-eyed teen, nodded as he watched his shrunken friend run off. 'Just remember Quatre, this is your house, so you'll have to deal with the damage on your own.'

       Suddenly there was a large crash coming from the kitchen followed by a loud yell sounding like "Injustice!" Apparently, Wufei, must have not noticed the new mess Heero and Duo made when they were trying to get rid of Relena, and instead slipped in it.

       "Better go see if he's okay. Of course the only thing that was probably damaged was his ego," Trowa said to himself, heading for the kitchen.

        Sure enough, the little Chinese boy lay sprawled across the multi-substance-covered floor on his stomach, spouting curse word after curse word. "Anything broken?"

       "Just leave me alone with my diminishing self-dignity," the pilot sighed, as he remained face down in the goop.

       With a nod, Trowa turned on his heel, and suddenly another scream filled the mansion. Groaning, the teenager, carefully walked out of the room and headed to Duo's room as fast as he could hoping he could bail the hyper child out of whatever he did before Heero killed him.

       "What hap-" the green-eyed pilot was about to ask when he suddenly froze in shock. Duo was practically crying bloody murder, yanking on his long braid, which was caught in the blades of a small fan. "How did that happen?!"

       "I was reaching for my hat which was behind this damn fan from hell when it suddenly sucked my hair up and I can't reach the plug! The stupid switch is broken too!" the hysterical boy sobbed as he continued to wrestle his beloved braid out of the clutches of the evil cooling device. "Unplug it quick before I lose anymore hair!"

       Trowa blinked and nodded as he bent down, pulling the plug of the offending fan as Duo collapsed on the floor whimpering about his now mangled hair which probably had a good amount of split ends to boot.

       "So Heero didn't do this to you?" the pilot arched his eyebrow at the boy lying on the floor still crying about his braid.

       Sniffling the cobalt blue-eyed boy muttered, "My poor hair. It didn't deserve such a cruel fate." Gently he stroked his what was left of the broken ends still attached to the shredded elastic band. The fan pulled out a good portion of hair. At least two inches were missing if not more. "No," he finally answered in between sniffles. "This would have never happened if only I wasn't so small!"

       All of a suddenly, another crash rang out across the hall followed by several curse words. Trowa sighed as he left Duo to whine about his hair so he could investigate source of the loud sound. Whatever it was, it was coming from Heero's room.

       As it turns out, the Munchkin Perfect Soldier was once again attempting to reach his laptop, which was hidden on top of the extremely high bookcase. Like usual, he fell, presently buried underneath the large amount of books the little pilot was trying to balance himself on.

       The Heavyarms Pilot was about to ask the stubborn pilot if he needed help when a shriek filled the halls. 

       "Great now what?" the green-eyed teen grumbled as he ran off in the direction from where the shriek came from. What he found, he least expected. Quatre was hyperventilating due to a massive panic attack after probably coming to his senses that he was coloring with oil-based paints on his white walls. "Quatre are you... wow."

       "WHAT HAVE I DONE?! WHY THE HELL DID I PAINT ON MY OWN WALLS?!" The blonde shouted at the top of his lungs, which made the other pilots curious as to what the big fuss was about as they too headed towards a screaming blonde pilot standing in front some very sloppily painted walls.

       "Whoa, that's um, pretty colorful but let's just say don't give your day job," Duo grinned at what appeared to be a large painting of Sandrock, the gundam pilots, people that must have been his friends and sisters, and a violin.

       Heero and Wufei only stared, now feeling a little relieved that they were not the only ones to have destroyed the Arabian's house. Quatre has now joined the destruction club as well.

       Glancing at the usually cheerful boy who looked rather mopey, the Perfect Soldier realized what was wrong. "What happened to you?" he questioned Duo who looked on the verge of either crying or yelling, Heero couldn't decide which.

       "The fan in my room decided to eat my hair for an afternoon snack," the boy spat as he clutched his shorter but still ragged looking braid. He just didn't have the heart to redo it yet. Besides it still had tiny clumps of pink and blue paint in it.

       "Ha ha!" Wufei snorted as the Duo glared at him in return.

       "Aw shut up, Wufei. At least I don't smell and look like vomit!"

       This comment stunned the Chinese boy who remembered that he still didn't clean off the gunk that now graced his appearance thanks to his accident in the kitchen. With a huff, Wufei crossed his arms and growled, "In despicable braided baka."

       The chestnut brown-haired American smirked as he turned his attention back to Quatre, suddenly noticing something very different about the boy. "Whoa! Quatre, you're little! When did that happen?"

       "About a half hour ago," the pilot sighed warily. 

       "Can you remember what may have caused you to changed?" Heero questioned his friend who shrugged.

       Quatre scratched his head. "No, I can't seem to remember. Everything is suddenly getting so foggy......Hey! Who wants to play cops and robbers?!"               

       "Me!" the other little pilots chorused as they all raced off to cause havoc leaving Trowa stunned in the painted hallway.

       "Someone, put me out of my misery.... Please!" the green-eyed pilot groaned, jogging off in hopes of preventing any further damage.

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Author's Notes: Wow, I am so sorry that it has taken this long to update but finals are hell. I just got down with my worst one today and I have three more to go. Help Me! I still couldn't learn to juggle, but my Prof. took pity on me and gave me the full 100 points  ^_^

I have three more chapters left. Yep, it's gonna be a 10 chapter story and during chapter 10 Mission: Xtreme will begin. I have already planned out what is going to happen and the reactions when they find out what caused them to go Chibi-sized, is quite hysterical. I was laughing my butt off just writing it. ^_^

Anyway, since finals are so evil I wrote a special Gundam Wing Pilots on Strike ^_~

Duo: Uh oh....We're in trouble!        

SJ: Shut up Duo! Hehehe, Enjoy!

Next Time: Chibi Chaos.... Is Trowa going to survive handling four children by himself without going completely insane?

Now

Gundam Wing Pilots On Strike Part 3: Finals Special

::We find our author, um, sitting on the floor with her knees pulled up to her chest and rocking back and forth, muttering to herself::

SJ: No more finals. No more finals. No more finals....

::Just then the Gundam Wing Pilots enter her small room through the window once again, only to be stunned as SJ continues rocking back and forth talking to herself::

Pilots: O.O

Duo: Um, who broke the author? ::blinks::

Quatre: Gee, guess Finals were more than she could handle. -_-

Trowa: Yep, She has totally lost it.

Heero: Could be a very bad thing.

Quatre: What makes you say that Heero?

Heero: Considering the fact she is already crazy, I believe the situation is going to get much worse.

Pilots O_o;;     

Wufei: Baka weak onna, can't even handle a few tests.

::suddenly SJ bursts out laughing::

SJ: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pilots: O_O;;;;;

SJ: Finals! Hehehehe Finals! FINALS! FIIIINNNNAAAAALLLLSSS!

Duo: O.O;;    Um, Q-man, I think she has you beat in the Psychotic Person Awards.

Quatre:: Nods his head as he continues to stare::

SJ: The infudilibular stalk connects to the hypothalamus, which regulates behavior to the pituitary gland, which secretes hormones. Voluntary and involuntary behavior is created by the same motor neurons as endorphins are the painkillers we are born with which are similar to derivates of opium! @_@

Duo: Think her head is gonna explode?

Wufei: Great, just what I need, insane author brains splattered on my clothes.

Other Pilots: -_-;;

SJ: (continues babbling) Gender differences are a result of different mating 'strategies' in our evolutary ancestors as in order to juggle you have to have positive self-talk which I lack because mine left on vacation without leaving me a forwarding address! Hahahaha!

Pilots: O.O;;;;;;

Quatre: Um I think someone should do something because it sounds like she is getting worse.

Other Pilots: -_-

SJ: (really losing it now) Cheese is the creator of all! BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT CHEESE GOD because ducks can wear pink underwear too! Hehehe Scantrons taste just like cherry because they're pink! The mind is a terrible thing to waste but pizza is even worse because it cuts down on calories! @_@

Pilots: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;

Trowa: Um, someone do something.....

Duo: Damn, she's really flipped her lid now!

Quatre: I'm scared.

Wufei: That baka onna needs to report to the funny farm now.

Heero: Hn. ::slaps SJ upside the head::

::SJ looks around in total confusion::

Duo: Um, is that a good thing?

SJ: Hehehe, I don't feel so good. ::falls flat on her face passed out:: x_x

Pilots ::blinks::

Duo: That's gonna hurt. -_-

Wufei: Now what?

Quatre: Movie?

Duo: ^_^ Hehehe. SJ is buying. ::grabs a few twenties from SJ's purse::

Quatre: Duo!

Duo: What? We'll pay her back. Besides, we need to repay her anyway for making us look like idiots lately. ^_~

Trowa: Good point

::So the GW boys leave the unconscious SJ on the floor to catch the latest flick::

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Okay, that was my tribute to final exams. I couldn't think of anything to terrorize the pilots with sadly other than my own insanity. I'll come up with something soon but right now, I want to get this chapter up!

If you didn't like this one, oh well I guess but the next one will be better, I promise

^_~

Duo: Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that...

SJ: Shut up Duo, I've given you plenty of screen time, in fact, thanks to a little incident I had, I'm gonna write a new story in which you are the main character ^_^

Duo: ::dryly:: Oh goody. .

SJ: Ungrateful little...