Don't Drink the Water! Part 9

Do Not Mix With Water

by

Sailor Janus

       Trowa glanced down at his little friend. "What do you mean, you think you might have the answer?"

       The blonde Arabian shrugged. "Well, we all were complaining about headaches right?"

       The other three mini pilots thought for a second and nodded their heads, suddenly looking stunned.

       "Are you trying to say our headaches caused this?" Heero asked quizzically.

       Quatre shook his head. "No. What did you guys take at the onset of the headache?" he asked, looking thoughtfully at his friends.

       "Maxwell's aspirin," Wufei grumbled before freezing. "Wait, are you trying to.... MAXWELL!"

       The braided-haired pilot jumped due to Wufei's voice's high intervals. "I didn't do it!" he defended himself before gagging. "Ugh, I am never going to eat peanut butter again! That stuff is nasty coming back up! It tastes like pizza, orange juice, peanut butter and red hots all mixed together."

       The other pilots tried to restrain themselves from vomiting, due to Duo's pleasant description. The stench of it being emitted from Quatre's carpet was bad enough as it is.

       "Uh, anyway, what type of aspirin did you buy, Duo?" The green-eyed teen asked hoping the little pilot who got sick on him would be able to explain what exactly had happened.

       "Well I got children's aspirin. The regular stuff knocks me out too easily," Duo admitted as everyone stared at him. "What?!"

       "You bought children's aspirin?" The Perfect Soldier questioned his friend, arching an eyebrow.

       The boy in response turned red as he bit his lip, "Um, actually I kinda swiped it from that one laboratory we infiltrated a few weeks ago. I ran out so I figured what the hell!"             

       Everyone blinked at the braided-haired pilot thinking the same exact thing, 'Duo's aspirin caused this?!'

       "You mean the braided baka is the reason we are in this state?!" Wufei growled appearing as if he were planning to hang Duo by his own braid.

       "Well, did you four take the aspirin?" Trowa inquired as each of the little pilots who nodded their heads. "Well, there's our answer. Now how do we get you guys back to normal?"

       Heero sighed, "Trowa, as much as I hate asking, can you get my laptop of the top of the bookshelf in my room before we change again? I want to hack into the company's files."

*~*~*~*

       After a few attempts, Heero finally made it into Munch & Ken's files as his friends waited patiently, or semi-patiently, since Wufei and Duo were bickering again.

       "Maxwell, you smell," The Chinese boy said as he wrinkled his nose.

       Ah, shuddup," Duo muttered as he crossed his arms in disgust.

       The Prussian blue-eyed boy rolled his eyes as began to speak. "Hn. Says there will be side effects if taken with water."

       "Well that was stupid. Everyone takes medicine with water," Quatre said, looking shocked at the screen.

       The cobalt blue-eyed boy grinned. "So it was the water after all! Ha! Told you!"

       Wufei glared at the boy, "Maxwell, stifle it."

       Heero sighed and continued searching through the files. Finally he found what he was looking for. The warning label. "Crap. May cause temporary abnormal age alterations and hyperactivity if user is over 90 lbs. Well that explains that."

       Trowa glanced over his friend's shoulder at the laptop's screen. "And mood/personality changes.... Duo!" he shouted, glaring at the pilot.

       "I'm sorry!" the boy cried out, as everyone appeared as if they were ready to clobber the Shinigami.

       The Arabian tried to contain his anger as he struggled to find the bright side to the dimly lit situation being powered by a dead flashlight battery. "Well, it said 'temporary' so that should mean we will eventually change back to normal, right?"

       Heero nodded his head. "Side effects will subdue in twenty-four hours." 

       Everyone in the room sighed in relief that the effects were not permanent. It would have been hell trying to fight in their gundams when most of the controls would be out of reach. Not to mention their life expectancy rate would probably decrease rapidly. Unless of course, they were forced into attending kindergarten instead, allowing OZ or what other insane corporation, to control the world.

       "So how long was it since you and Wufei took the aspirin?" Trowa questioned the Perfect Soldier who paused to think.

       "Ten at night," Wufei grumbled. He remember quite well because that when Duo decided to be irritating. Doing what? Wufei thankfully couldn't remember.

       The green-eyed teen nodded his head. "So it's seven-thirty right now, give an hour to digest, by eleven you two should be your normal, um heights."

       "No fair! I took the damn aspirin at 7 in the morning," Duo whined as he pouted at the floor.

       Quatre sighed glancing up at the disgruntled pilot. "What about me Duo? I have to wait until tomorrow afternoon!"

       "Baka company couldn't even put a warning label on the bottle!" Wufei muttered as he crossed his arms, leaning against the wall.

       The blonde quietly left the room to retrieve the bottle, closely examining it. "Um, actually they did," he stated, returning to the room as everyone spun around to face the Sandrock pilot. "We were probably too ill to think about reading the warnings."

       "In that case, we should all smack ourselves upside the head," The chestnut brown-haired pilot warily said with a sigh.

       Heero felt completely stupid. He definitely had to make a mental note never to borrow anything from Duo ever again. "Except Trowa who was the smartest one by... Why are you shaking your head?"

       "I took two aspirin a half hour ago," the teen confessed as he turned a shade of bright red.

       The four mini pilots dropped their jaws staring at him. "WHAT?!"

       "With water no doubt," the Chinese pilot dryly stated which Trowa nodded in return.

       "You mean all five of us will be kids soon?" Duo asked as he raised his eyebrows.

       The green-eyed circus performer nodded his head with a sigh. "Sorry but you guys as children are insane. In fact, I think anyone who has to spend even a minute with you four would have to down the entire bottle of aspirin!"

       "Well this is perfect. Five hyperactive children running amuck. Winner, I fear for your mansion." Wufei exasperatedly said.      

       "Trowa before you change into child form, lock up the gundams and the weapons then hide the keys someplace really high that even you have to stand on a chair." Heero ordered his friend who obliged, rushing off to lock up the mobile suits before they become more than pieces of artwork.

       Quatre glanced at each of his friends after Trowa had left to prevent any further damage to the gundams before it was too late. Of course the Arabian was in a way, more fearful for his house than the gundams. It was already in shambles. "Well, what do we do now? I mean five children running around with no parental supervision could be rather dangerous. Not to mention destructive."        

       "Hn. I suppose if we split up into different rooms locking ourselves in with enough food and things to occupy us until Wufei and I become our teenaged selves again would be wise." The Perfect Soldier spoke as he shut down his laptop.

       Duo began spinning around the room again, which was worrying his friends who were wondering how long until he became the child from hell again? "So who is going with who?"

       Wufei looked pleadingly up at Heero practically begging him not have the braided-haired pilot room with him. The Prussian blue-eyed pilot sighed. "Duo and Trowa are with me and Wufei and Quatre are together. We will chose two rooms, which have connecting bathrooms. Trowa better get back quick so he can switch the doorknobs around."

       "Bringing extra clothes would be a good idea too since you guys will be getting big again," Quatre nodded.

*~*~*~*

       A few minutes later, Trowa had switched the doorknobs around so that they locked on the inside as Heero and Wufei had to restrain the hyperactive Chibi Duo and Chibi Quatre who began commanding the other children to buy them action figures resulting in the Mini Shinigami being tied to a chair with a sock stuffed in his mouth and the blonde lying motionless on the floor playing Heero's fun new game, Corpse.

       "Okay got it. They are both done," Trowa sighed as he wiped he sweat off of his face.

       "Good, let's grab some food, a few decks of cards, a change of clothes, some books and get in there before we all change." Heero said when he noticed the teen's clothes were getting rather big on him.

       "Oh damn," the green-eyed teen muttered as he ran to the bathroom with the Duo approved shrunken clothing in hand.

       Heero and Wufei exchanged glances and carried their supplies followed by dragging their respective roommates into the two rooms.

       "I'm going to be so glad when it's tomorrow night," Little Trowa said as he walked into the room Heero was in. The keys were already hidden in a high location. All the mini pilots had to do was close the door and they would be locked in.

       The rooms however were not the most peaceful places to be. In fact, rush hour was more peaceful.

*~*~*~*

       In Heero's room, they were perfectly fine playing a game of rummy until Trowa reverted to a child. The boy decided it would be fun to throw the playing cards around the room and then play 'ghost' with the bed sheets.             

       Duo at this time had been released from his confinements of the ropes and chair courtesy of the Chinese pilot. For a few minutes Duo seemed perfectly normal for him and was found leaning against the wall reading a magazine... that is until he decided it would be more fun to flush the sports magazine down the toilet when he became his mini self, which resulted in a very stopped up toilet.

       "Magazine go down the hole!" he angrily shouted, pushing the magazine further down.

       "Duo. Don't flush the magazine," Heero said in a threatening voice. Why did he have to be the only one that was not acting like a child? Taking the chibi pilot by his hair, he dragged Duo out of the bathroom.

       "Ow! You mean potty head!" the little cobalt blue-eyed boy whined as glared at his friend.

       Heero threw Duo one of his death glares. "Stay," he commanded the pouting boy. 'I wonder how Wufei is doing? Hell, he only has Quatre to deal with! I should have let him have Trowa too.'

*~*~*~*

       "Winner! Stop jumping on the bed! Do you want me to tie you to a chair like I did with Maxwell?!" Wufei growled as he watched the blonde bounce up and down on the piece of furniture before he suddenly stopped.

       "Eh, I don't feel so good," Quatre, moaned before vomiting on the unsuspecting Wufei.

       "AHHHHH! INJUSTICE!" the Chinese Pilot bellowed so loudly that Heero could hear him. 'Great and I better clean it up so neither of us end up playing in it.'       

*~*~*~*

       "I'm bored," Little Heero, said with a sulk from where he was sitting on the floor.

       "Me too," Mini Duo pouted leaning on his hands.

       "Me three," Chibi Trowa sighed with his arms crossed.

        The little Shinigami smirked as he looked up. "But I'm boreder!"

       "Are not!" the green-eyed boy said sticking his tongue out.

       "Are too!" Duo argued back as he too stuck out his tongue.

       "You're both poopy heads!" The tiny Perfect Soldier growled.

       "SHUD UP!" the two arguing children shouted.

*~*~*~*

       Unfortunately, it was a similar scene in Wufei's room.

       "You ate the last cookie!" Fun-sized Quatre cried out, tears soaking his eyes.

       "Did not! You did!" Pint-sized Wufei cried out with a frown on his face.

       The little Arabian's eyes suddenly grew big. "If I didn't and you didn't then who did?"

       Wufei dropped his jaw in fright. "The cookie monster!" the child shouted as the two children shrieked, running to the bed and hiding under the covers.

       "Do you see anything?" a nervous Quatre asked a scared Wufei who was hiding his head under the blankets, shaking like a leaf.

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Author's Notes: Thank you for the reviews! I look forward to reading them each day. ^_^

Sorry it took awhile to update this but I had to figure out how to keep the chibi's from destroying Quatre's mansion.

Quatre: Yeah, like it isn't already destroyed! You're getting my bill!

Hehehe, Quatre, it's a story! Your mansion is perfectly fine. Anyway, be sure to read the very last chapter. Believes me it'll be worth your time. After all, you've seen what happens when Trowa and Quatre have to baby-sit, but what about when it's Wufei, Heero, and Duo? ^_~

The same day the first chapter of Mission X will be out ^_^  This will be another insane story.

Duo: Brought to you by an insane author! ^_^

SJ: Duo! Get back to GWPOS or I'll make you cut off your braid!

Duo: Eep!

Oh Well..

Next Time: Will the other GW boys survive babysitting while waiting for their friends to become normal-sized? We are talking Heero, Wufei and Duo here....

Duo, Heero, Wufei: HEY!

Now

Gundam Wing Pilots on Strike Part 5

::SJ is passed out on the floor due to exhaustion as the Gundam Wing boys pop in through her window again::

Wufei: Hmm, looks like someone finally put that baka onna out of her misery. ^_^

Quatre: Nah, She's just unconscious.

Duo: So now what?

::Suddenly SJ wakes up hopping to her feet::

SJ: Oh crap I'm late! Where's my bag?! Hell, where are my keys?! AHHH!

GWP: O_o;;;;

Trowa: Did not expect that... -_-;;

SJ: ::turns around, sees pilots, and screams::

GWP: O.O

Trowa: And now I'm deaf yet again. -_-

SJ: Uh, sorry. Oh geez, what time is it? ::looks at clock:: Three hours, thank you!" ::collapses on the floor again::

GWP: O_o;;;

Duo: Well now we know what made her crazy. She's hit her head one too many times. -_-;;;

Wufei: Like you, Maxwell?

Duo: Hey! ::sulks::

Heero: Hn.

SJ: ::in a dazed voice:: All the pretty days are combining together in one big ugly lump. ::hops up again:: Well since you are here...

GWP: Uh oh.. -_-

SJ: Come on! It won't be so bad! Anyway I need a little help with Mission X.

Duo: ::sighs:: Here it comes.... Ooh! She's playing Papa Roach! I love this song! ^_^ ::skips to SJ's CD player::

SJ: Yeah, anyway, I need you guys to try singing along with a little song.

Duo ::singing:: Take my money, Take my possession, Take my obsession I don't need that-

SJ: ::covers Duo's mouth::  Duo! This is a PG fic!

Duo: ::sniff:: Then why are you listening to Papa Roach?

SJ: Umm, because I always listen to it when writing? ::turns off radio:: As I was saying I need you guys to sing along with a little song.

GWP: Oh great.

Wufei: She's going to torture us anyway...

SJ: Come on! It won't be too bad! Um yeah... They are so going to kill me.

GWP: ::stare at SJ::

SJ: Heh heh, ::closes her eyes and snaps her fingers::  ::the GW boys are now decked out in boy bandish clothing::

GWP: O_O;;;;;;;;

Wufei: Onna! Get this ridiculous garment off me!

Heero: ::death glare:: I am going to kill you ::whips out gun::

Duo: AHHHHH! 

Trowa: ::gapes::

Quatre:  ::jibbers mindlessly::

SJ: It's just for a few minutes! Geez you guys are such babies! -_-

GWP: ::glares::

SJ: ::takes out clipboard::  Let's see, Duo will stay with the red and black. Wufei seems to look better in blue. Trowa, we'll switch you to yellow and Quatre will get the green although red would look good but then I'd have to give Duo something else. Heero, I'll stick you with the white. 

SJ: ::Snaps her fingers again:: ::and the clothing are switched::

Duo: Um, you aren't going to draw a picture of this are you? ^_^;;;

SJ: Actually yes I am and it'll be on my profile after the 26th.

GWP: ::facevault::

SJ: Get up! You're wrinkling the clothes and they haven't been paid for yet!

GWP: ::grumbles as they climb to their feet::

Heero: What are you making us sing? It better not be... ::sees SJ wince::....oh crap.

SJ: Sorry guys. It'll only be the first few minutes....::snaps fingers again::

Duo: Hu...

Yea....ha ha ha haaaa...woo

Other GWP: -_-;;;

Duo: Ha ha haaa haa

Trowa: I may run and hide

When you're screamin' my name alright

Quatre: But let me tell you now

There are prices to fame alright

Duo: All of our time spent in flashes of light

All GWP: All you people can't you see can't you see

How your love's affecting our reality

Every time we're down

You can make it right

And that makes you larger than life...alright

SJ: ::snaps fingers and the pilots are normal for them:: Okay, that's enough. Don't want to scare the kiddies now do we ^_^

Trowa: Why may I ask, did you subject us to that again?

SJ: I had to make sure I had you guys portrayed correctly and I am right. Duo really can be AJ! hehe.

Duo: Great. As long as I don't have to cut my hair, I'll be fine. -_-

SJ: Anyway, I have to get ready for work ::starts grumbling incoherently to herself:: So you guys can go and um, Oh! Go to the beach! ::snaps fingers and GW boys are in beach style clothes (read shorts, t-shirts or tank tops) which are to their liking:: It's nice day out! ::takes out money:: Here's some money, and you can take the bus ^_^ 

Duo: I'm scared. Why is she being so nice to us?

Quatre: So Heero doesn't shoot her. -_-

Duo: Oh

SJ: Anyway be back here next time for the Finale party I'm hosting ^_^

GWP: ::grumble as they nod their heads::

SJ: Free Food!

Duo : All right! ^_^

Others ::sigh::

SJ: Okay that went a lot better. Wait until they find out the short story at the end of Mission X is going to be interviews ^_^ hehehe

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Author's Notes: Ahh! I hope this one was moderately funny. I know the other one didn't go too well so eventually I'll redo Chapter 8 (it was too short) but right now I want to get this one out. -_-;;

Anyway at the end of Mission X which be out at the same exact time that the last chapter of DDTW! will be out, I'll have a nice little interview session. We'll see how long it lasts though..... but I'll answer all of your mind-boggling questions about the GW characters with hilarious answers.

Next Time: The Finale Party!

SJ: ::sigh:: I so need a vacation...