Disc: Alfred Noyes wrote the Highwayman (Yaaaay!),
and I do not own Harry Potter. ....Or maybe I do.........
A/N: I just wrote this for dorky fun and then a friend made me post it. *Damn SaturnOolaa*
The Homeworkman
-by Ginny-chan and Alfred Noyes
The wind was a torrent of darkness
Among the gusty trees
The moon was an expensive Galleon
Tossing the lake's cloudy seas
The road was a ribbon of moonlight
O'er the green, green fields
And a lazy guy came slouching
Slouching
Slouching
A lazy guy came slouching,
Up through the castle doors
Over the stairs he loped
And stumbled near the dark castle walls
And he tapped with his wand on the portrait
Come out, come out he called
The password he said to the portrait
And who should be waiting there
But the Muggle's puff-haired daughter
Hermione, the Mudblood
Fixing her dorm-mates homework
And finishing with a flair
"One hint, my smart Hermione
The paper's due next night
But I have not yet done it
So I'll pay thee to write 'till light
Oh please, you must want to
Just complete it by the day
Or work on it by the moonlight
Finish it by the moonlight
Give it to me by the moonlight
Though Snape should bar the way"
He leaned downward in his tallness
He scarce could reach her hand
But she stretched upwards in her greed
Her face burnt like a brand
As the stinky pile of money
Was poured into her palm
And she sniffed its wealth in the sunlight
(That good ol' cash in the sunlight)
And he handed the assignment in the sunlight
Not to return 'till dawn
She did not finish at the dawning
She did not finish at noon
She did not finish that paper
For the big redheaded goon
When he returned for the parchment
Expecting it well done
His mouth went dry with a'fearing
Fearing
Fearing
His mouth went dry with a'fearing
And he shook his head in protest
He said no word to the teacher
He left the class instead
But he bellowed later at Hermione
Then went up to his bed
His teacher stood at the casement
With a long wand by his side
And Ron could feel, in his dreading
Dentention soon would ride
Runrun, runrun, through the common-room
The girl was racing fast
Runrun, runrun, hurry up
The daylight wouldn't last
Down the flight of girls stairs
Across the deserted room
The puff-haired girl was running
Running
Running
The puff-haired girl was running
To save her from her guilt
Squishsquish, in the boring silence
Slopslop, in the messy room
Mopping for detention was boring
Why did he not leave soon?
The teacher slipped out his wand now
He smiled a sadist's smile
Then he raised his wand in the moonlight
He brought down his wand in the moonlight
He conjured the dirt in the moonlight
And made a great big mess
He turned, he stared in great shock
Not knowing the teacher stood
Stooped, with his wand in his hand
Standing in a pile of mud
Not till he stood did he see it
And his face grew grey to see
How Hermione, the puff-haired wizard
The clever puff-haired wizard
Had left the boy for detention
And made him miss his tea
Back, he spurred, like a madman
Shreiking a curse to the sky
With the dungeons, messy, behind him,
And his ego held quite high
Dark black were his robes in the hallways
Dark black was her velvet cloak
When they found them there in the hallway
Making out in the hallway
And they swallowed each other in the hallway
The smart one and the git
R/R!!!! People NEVER review me!!! THANK YOU to the ones who have, tho. Even tho my fickies might not be the best........right? ^-^ NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! ^-^
