"Janeway to Seven, please report to my Ready Room." Seven put the Astrometrics console on standby and notified her replacement before she headed for the turbolift. "Bridge." Seven walked into the Ready Room and blinked in surprise. Standing before her, in the middle of the room, was a naked auburn-haired Starfleet Captain holding a cup of coffee. "Seven, I think it's time." Janeway said huskily. Seven hopefully asked, "It is?" "Yes. It's time to indoctrinate you into the workings of COFFEE!"
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"Captain, here's the Engineering repo-" Chakotay dropped the padd he held as he took in the sight before him. There was his Captain making the most interesting noises as her Astrometrics officer poured a cup of what looked like hot coffee liberally over Janeway's flesh. His jaw dropped slightly as he backed out the room. He quickly raced over to his chair and set the computer to start recording everything that happened in the Ready Room. He would watch it later.
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"Oh, yes! Yes! YES! SEVEN!!!" Chakotay stood fascinated as he watched the clip for the 5th time. He couldn't believe some of the things that has Captain enjoyed. Suddenly the door chimed. He stopped the clip and got up to answer it. "Come in." Six foot of tall blonde Borg stepped in. "Seven. What can I do for you?" Seven walked up to him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "You can hand over that clip you made of the Captain and me." Chakotay decided to play dumb. "What clip?" Seven replied "The one that you made after you went in to hand over the engineering report. The one that I wish to procure." Chakotay gulped as he wondered how she had found out. "Alright Seven. I have no right to hold it. Here you go." Chakotay sighed as Seven took the chip and left. And it was such a good clip!
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"Seven! Seven!! SEVEN!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Janeway looked fascinated at the clip. "Seven, how on earth did you get this?" Seven replied with a smirk "Commander Chakotay seems to forget that I have enhanced hearing and memory. I didn't forget when he came in." Janeway look worried. "What if he made a copy?" Seven smiled cruelly. "I do not believe that will be a problem."
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Chakotay looked in horror at the clip that Seven had just shown him. "Seven! How on earth?" Seven smiled. "The Borg have superior efficiency and attention to detail. It was not difficult to synthesise this clip." Chakotay asked "And what do you want to not release this?" Chakotay's face drained of blood as Seven replied "The promise that you will not tell anyone of the activities the Captain and me indulge in." Chakotay gulped, look at the clip frozen on the screen and said, "Deal!" Seven accepted this and left Chakotay to brood over the picture of him masturbating in a black silk dress. 'How did she know?'
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"Captain, here's the Engineering repo-" Chakotay dropped the padd he held as he took in the sight before him. There was his Captain making the most interesting noises as her Astrometrics officer poured a cup of what looked like hot coffee liberally over Janeway's flesh. His jaw dropped slightly as he backed out the room. He quickly raced over to his chair and set the computer to start recording everything that happened in the Ready Room. He would watch it later.
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"Oh, yes! Yes! YES! SEVEN!!!" Chakotay stood fascinated as he watched the clip for the 5th time. He couldn't believe some of the things that has Captain enjoyed. Suddenly the door chimed. He stopped the clip and got up to answer it. "Come in." Six foot of tall blonde Borg stepped in. "Seven. What can I do for you?" Seven walked up to him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "You can hand over that clip you made of the Captain and me." Chakotay decided to play dumb. "What clip?" Seven replied "The one that you made after you went in to hand over the engineering report. The one that I wish to procure." Chakotay gulped as he wondered how she had found out. "Alright Seven. I have no right to hold it. Here you go." Chakotay sighed as Seven took the chip and left. And it was such a good clip!
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"Seven! Seven!! SEVEN!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Janeway looked fascinated at the clip. "Seven, how on earth did you get this?" Seven replied with a smirk "Commander Chakotay seems to forget that I have enhanced hearing and memory. I didn't forget when he came in." Janeway look worried. "What if he made a copy?" Seven smiled cruelly. "I do not believe that will be a problem."
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Chakotay looked in horror at the clip that Seven had just shown him. "Seven! How on earth?" Seven smiled. "The Borg have superior efficiency and attention to detail. It was not difficult to synthesise this clip." Chakotay asked "And what do you want to not release this?" Chakotay's face drained of blood as Seven replied "The promise that you will not tell anyone of the activities the Captain and me indulge in." Chakotay gulped, look at the clip frozen on the screen and said, "Deal!" Seven accepted this and left Chakotay to brood over the picture of him masturbating in a black silk dress. 'How did she know?'
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