Part 3:The Dragon Grants Wishes
Vegeta:{stands victorious over the chipmunks burned little body}
Gohan:Good fucking job dad you're a fucking helluva lot better than my real mother fucking bitchy dad all he ever wanted to do was save every fucking thing the mother fucking asshole
{Goku finishes assembling the Dragon's Ball's and then looks over to the fried chipmunk}
Goku:mmm breakfast
{Everyone stares at Goku for a moment}
Goku:what?! I was raised by an old guy in the woods for several years and this chipmunks good eatin accordin to him
All:...Right
{Goku picks up the Chipmunk and swallows it}
{Everyone else throws up}
Goku:Ok now back to work
{Goku gets up and walks ovber to the Dragon's Ball's}
Tien,Chaozu,and all the other Sailorscouts: you think we'll get a part in this chapter?
Krillin:I don't think so anyways we have to wait and see if Yamcha can get a date in this bar
Yamcha:Come on go out with me i'm good in bed my blow up doll said so
Woman: I said no 1,000 times already {pulls out a stungun and shocks Yamcha}
{Yamcha falls to the floor}
Vegeta and Gohan:{look over to Sailormoon} What the motherfucking hell was that all about
Sailormoon:How the fuck would I know you stupid dumbasses
{Goku starts calling the Dragon} Oh great and mighty Dragon come forth to grant our wishes so we can get want we want
Trunks:please oh great mighty powerful hard long snake-like one
{Trunks starts getting horny}
{The dragon rises from the balls and looks more like a normal sized snake than a great dragon god}
Dragon:{speaks in a voice like someone who has inhaled to much helium} I am the fucking Eternal Dragon what do you stupid motherfucking sons of assholes want?
{Vegeta begins to laugh insanely and makes jokes of the dragons size}
Vegeta: he's the size of a worm!
Dragon: What the mother fucking hell are you laughing at damnit? you stupid bastard i'll kick you square in the fucking nuts so you better respect my authoritah asshole
{Vegeta falls down laughing not seeing the dragon grow to a larger size he turns around and looks at it}
Vegeta:Holy motherfucking shitty tag nuts!
Dragon:{swallows Vegeta in one gulp} mmm tastes like chicken, needs salt
Gohan: Goddammit! you ate my new motherfuckin dad dammit bitch! why couldn't you eat that fuckin retard who was my first dad! I hated him he was a fuckin moron the bitching dumbass
Dragon:{swallows Gohan also and goes back to normal size} anyone else wanna say something about me damnit?
All:No!
Dragon: Now why did you summon me?
All:we wanted wishes
Dragon:Dammit thats what everyone wants! thats all I hear is Dragon grant me this or, Dragon I want! and please Dragon and after 10,000 years it gets quite annoying thats all they fuckin want I tried to have a conversation once but the guy shot himself in the head! I don't know fucking why I mean all I did was talk about myself!!! but ok i'll grant stupid fucking dumbass your wishes
Everyone:thank you mister dragon sir
Dragon:Now what are your damn wishes
Goku:Well I want everyone who Vegeta killed at that kids house who looks like the lollipop kid, oh yeah his name is Tenchi! to be brought back
Dragon:Your goddamn wish is granted bitch
Trunks: Mr.Dragon...uh...sir I want to tell the man I love how I feel
Dragon:uh man? whats fuckin wrong with you? well anyways i'll grant you your stupid mother fucking shitty gay wish
{The portal appears and Trunks is teleported to a large concert stadium with Goten as the only one in the aduience}
{Trunks wearing a red dress walks out onto stage Goten stares at Trunks}
Goten:Hey you feelin alright why the hell you wearin that dress?
{Trunks picks up the microphone and begins to sing}
Trunks:{a few minutes later} ...and I will always love you!!!
{finishes singing}
Goten:Dammit Trunks i'm not gay! how many times do i have to tell you?
Trunks: ...but when we were in that hotel room after the Back Street Boy's concert!
Goten:Man I was drunk, and you sucked my dick!
Trunks:{cries}this relationship is over!
Goten:What the HELL are you talking about? there is no relationship between us I got a girlfriend and i'm not gay
{Switches back to the dragon and everyone else}
Dragon: Next fucked up damned wish
Sailormoon: Um Dragon... could you please bring back Gohan? I really love him and I want to be with him forever and ever and ever and ever and ever an ev...
Dragon: OK SHUTUP DAMNIT! ...who the fuckin fuck is Gohan
Sailormoon:The second goddamn blonde guy you just ate bastrad
Dragon:oh yeah
{Dragon spits up Gohan}
Sailormoon: Eww thats fuckin gross, looks like you jacked off with your mouth
Dragon: piss off
{Gohan wakes up and jumps around cursing about the nasty dragon goo and being swallowed by the dragon}
Gohan: Good fucking damnit shit head fuck fucking fucker cocklicker hell fuck asshole!
Sailormoon: {runs over and hugs Gohan}you're back!
Gohan:Hey you still wanna go get that fucking hotel room?
Sailormoon: {nods}
Gohan: then lets fuckin go bitch
Dragon: OK STOP WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING TE-TA-TE SHIT!
{Gohan and Sailormoon fly off toward a hotel}
Dragon: allright next motherfuckin wish damned mortals
Mihoshi: Dragon sir I want more romance comics
Dragon: finally a fucking normal wish{sneezes and a pile of romance comics fall from the sky next to Mihoshi}
Mihoshi: thank you dragon sir
Dragon: any other fucking assholes want some wishes?{looks around}excellent well my job is done here, and piss off all of you
{the dragon dissappears in a flash of light}
Everyone got their wish, find out what happens next in chapter 4
Vegeta:{stands victorious over the chipmunks burned little body}
Gohan:Good fucking job dad you're a fucking helluva lot better than my real mother fucking bitchy dad all he ever wanted to do was save every fucking thing the mother fucking asshole
{Goku finishes assembling the Dragon's Ball's and then looks over to the fried chipmunk}
Goku:mmm breakfast
{Everyone stares at Goku for a moment}
Goku:what?! I was raised by an old guy in the woods for several years and this chipmunks good eatin accordin to him
All:...Right
{Goku picks up the Chipmunk and swallows it}
{Everyone else throws up}
Goku:Ok now back to work
{Goku gets up and walks ovber to the Dragon's Ball's}
Tien,Chaozu,and all the other Sailorscouts: you think we'll get a part in this chapter?
Krillin:I don't think so anyways we have to wait and see if Yamcha can get a date in this bar
Yamcha:Come on go out with me i'm good in bed my blow up doll said so
Woman: I said no 1,000 times already {pulls out a stungun and shocks Yamcha}
{Yamcha falls to the floor}
Vegeta and Gohan:{look over to Sailormoon} What the motherfucking hell was that all about
Sailormoon:How the fuck would I know you stupid dumbasses
{Goku starts calling the Dragon} Oh great and mighty Dragon come forth to grant our wishes so we can get want we want
Trunks:please oh great mighty powerful hard long snake-like one
{Trunks starts getting horny}
{The dragon rises from the balls and looks more like a normal sized snake than a great dragon god}
Dragon:{speaks in a voice like someone who has inhaled to much helium} I am the fucking Eternal Dragon what do you stupid motherfucking sons of assholes want?
{Vegeta begins to laugh insanely and makes jokes of the dragons size}
Vegeta: he's the size of a worm!
Dragon: What the mother fucking hell are you laughing at damnit? you stupid bastard i'll kick you square in the fucking nuts so you better respect my authoritah asshole
{Vegeta falls down laughing not seeing the dragon grow to a larger size he turns around and looks at it}
Vegeta:Holy motherfucking shitty tag nuts!
Dragon:{swallows Vegeta in one gulp} mmm tastes like chicken, needs salt
Gohan: Goddammit! you ate my new motherfuckin dad dammit bitch! why couldn't you eat that fuckin retard who was my first dad! I hated him he was a fuckin moron the bitching dumbass
Dragon:{swallows Gohan also and goes back to normal size} anyone else wanna say something about me damnit?
All:No!
Dragon: Now why did you summon me?
All:we wanted wishes
Dragon:Dammit thats what everyone wants! thats all I hear is Dragon grant me this or, Dragon I want! and please Dragon and after 10,000 years it gets quite annoying thats all they fuckin want I tried to have a conversation once but the guy shot himself in the head! I don't know fucking why I mean all I did was talk about myself!!! but ok i'll grant stupid fucking dumbass your wishes
Everyone:thank you mister dragon sir
Dragon:Now what are your damn wishes
Goku:Well I want everyone who Vegeta killed at that kids house who looks like the lollipop kid, oh yeah his name is Tenchi! to be brought back
Dragon:Your goddamn wish is granted bitch
Trunks: Mr.Dragon...uh...sir I want to tell the man I love how I feel
Dragon:uh man? whats fuckin wrong with you? well anyways i'll grant you your stupid mother fucking shitty gay wish
{The portal appears and Trunks is teleported to a large concert stadium with Goten as the only one in the aduience}
{Trunks wearing a red dress walks out onto stage Goten stares at Trunks}
Goten:Hey you feelin alright why the hell you wearin that dress?
{Trunks picks up the microphone and begins to sing}
Trunks:{a few minutes later} ...and I will always love you!!!
{finishes singing}
Goten:Dammit Trunks i'm not gay! how many times do i have to tell you?
Trunks: ...but when we were in that hotel room after the Back Street Boy's concert!
Goten:Man I was drunk, and you sucked my dick!
Trunks:{cries}this relationship is over!
Goten:What the HELL are you talking about? there is no relationship between us I got a girlfriend and i'm not gay
{Switches back to the dragon and everyone else}
Dragon: Next fucked up damned wish
Sailormoon: Um Dragon... could you please bring back Gohan? I really love him and I want to be with him forever and ever and ever and ever and ever an ev...
Dragon: OK SHUTUP DAMNIT! ...who the fuckin fuck is Gohan
Sailormoon:The second goddamn blonde guy you just ate bastrad
Dragon:oh yeah
{Dragon spits up Gohan}
Sailormoon: Eww thats fuckin gross, looks like you jacked off with your mouth
Dragon: piss off
{Gohan wakes up and jumps around cursing about the nasty dragon goo and being swallowed by the dragon}
Gohan: Good fucking damnit shit head fuck fucking fucker cocklicker hell fuck asshole!
Sailormoon: {runs over and hugs Gohan}you're back!
Gohan:Hey you still wanna go get that fucking hotel room?
Sailormoon: {nods}
Gohan: then lets fuckin go bitch
Dragon: OK STOP WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING TE-TA-TE SHIT!
{Gohan and Sailormoon fly off toward a hotel}
Dragon: allright next motherfuckin wish damned mortals
Mihoshi: Dragon sir I want more romance comics
Dragon: finally a fucking normal wish{sneezes and a pile of romance comics fall from the sky next to Mihoshi}
Mihoshi: thank you dragon sir
Dragon: any other fucking assholes want some wishes?{looks around}excellent well my job is done here, and piss off all of you
{the dragon dissappears in a flash of light}
Everyone got their wish, find out what happens next in chapter 4
