When Worlds Collide
A Tenchi Muyo/Sonic the Hedgehog Crossover
Chapter 2: Sonic VS. Ryoko
By Ashura Hedgehog
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
If you're wondering where the credits are, read the first chapter.
As always R&R and if you hate it, MST it.
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"You rodent! STAND STILL!!!" Ryoko snapped as Sonic dodged one
of her blasts. That has been the scenerio for the past five minutes.
"Well, at least I'm not the one turning the streets into
Swiss Cheese." Sonic wisecracked as he backflipped away from another
blast. "At least the repair crews will have a field day when this is
over." He was nearly hit by a plasma blast.
"When I'm done, you'll regret ever knowing I exist!" Ryoko
said. She teleported and punched the hedgehog into the stairs of
the Station Square Train Station. "For one called Sonic, he isn't too
fast."
"I'll have you know I can hit Mach 1 before you can say 'I
use my chest as a floatation device.' Sonic said. Ryoko took him up
on that bet. As she said the phrase, Sonic used that time to rev
up his Super Peel-Out Attack and rammed her right into the ocean.
"Aww, man. Ryoko, are you okay?" Tenchi called out as he and
the other girls ran to the boat dock.
"Noone's ever done that to her before, besides Kagato!"
Ayeka commented.
"Face it, you're no fun." Sonic said "I'll play with you
some other time." As he walked away, Tails following him, Ryoko rose
from the water, wet and pissed.
"I. Don't. Think. So." she said with her teeth gritted "What
are you, a coward?" Sonic didn't reply. "Sonic's a chicken! Sonic's a
chicken!" That was the straw that broke the camel's back. The hedgehog
turned around, fire in his eyes.
"So, you want to play? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABE!" Sonic said.
"Sonic, stop it!" Tails said. "It's stupid."
"Stay outta this, bud!" Sonic said, shoving him away. "This is
MY FIGHT!"
"Ryoko, stop this!" Tenchi said, getting angry
"Yeah, Ryoko. It's not worth it." Sasami said.
"Let 'em at it." Washu said.
"You think that's a good idea?" Kiyone asked.
"Yeah, they could get hurt very bad." Mihoshi said.
"I think they should just go at it." Ayeka said. At that exact
moment, Sonic ran head first into the Princess through Ryoko Air, 1st
class. "Owiee."
"Hey, no fair using me to attack a girl!" Sonic said. Curling
up into his Spinball, he zoomed towards Ryoko, only to get nothing but
air. "Where did'ja go, you old hag!" He was answered by a fierce punch
in the back.
"Noone calls me an old hag, GOT IT?!?!" Ryoko shouted
"Okay, porcupine head!" Sonic said. He barely had time to dodge
the incoming blasts that came his way. 'Sheesh, I just make her madder
and madder!' Alright, no more running! This ends here!" With that, he
ran towards the space pirate.
"Alright, a REAL fight!" Ryoko said, flying towards him. As
they got close, Sonic slid under her, grabbed her feet, swung onto
her back and slammed her into the ground, his feet just a blur. She
retaliated by teleporting away, spliting into two and double teamming
Sonic. "Now you'll pay for hurting Sasami and attacking me!"
"WHO?!" Sonic said as got out of the two's reach. "Who the
hell's Sasami?" Tenchi and the girls (even the reviving Ayeka) got a
look of confusion.
"I'm Sasami." The blue-haired princess spoke.
"HER?!?!" Sonic said in shock. "Sheesh, she's the type of
person who everyone would love!" Then he noticed the goofy look on
Tails' face. "See? Now what I want to know is why YOU attacked ME last
night?"
"WHAT?!?! Last night, YOU attacked ME, Sasami, Tenchi, and
Ayeka!" Ryoko said. Tails got out of his look long enough to point out
who's who.
"I'd rather take up plumbing that attack your friends." Sonic
said. "Anyway, where's your weapons? Y'know, your sword and whip."
"Eh? I don't carry a sword and whip." she said
"Yeah, I know that 'cause I MADE HER! I'm her mother!" Washu
said. Sonic and Tails' eyes bugled at that remark.
"They are defenantly the most WIERDEST group I've ever seen."
Sonic said to Tails. The fox nodded.
"And besides, all you are is a blasted android!" Ryoko said.
"WHAT?!?!" Sonic said. "You're comparing me to something like
those murderous bucket of bolts that were around a few months back?"
"You're saying you not?" Ayeka said.
"Go ahead, touch me. See if I don't react like you guys." Sonic
said to the princess. She cautiously walked and kneeled in front of
him. She touched his face, then his arm, then slapped him across the
face. "OW! Jeez! I said 'touch me', not 'slap me.' And you have very
cold hands, too." He began to rub his face in pain.
"Hmmm. If you didn't attack the others, and Ryoko didn't
attack you..." Kiyone said "....then, who did?"
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!!" A voice said
[AND MAKE IT DOUBLE] Another said. When that was said, Tails
fainted and Sasami grabbed Ryo-ohki and held her close. Everyone else
looked around for who said that. They looked up to find another one
of Eggman's ships landing, the 'Ryoko' and 'Sonic' with him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've been wanting for someone to do that
for a LONG time!!!!" Robotnik said as he landed.
"DON'T DO THAT!!!!!" Sonic shouted. Tenchi gave him a look that
asked 'Explain this, please.' "We've been having a bunch of Pokemon
trainers coming by, thinking me, Tails, and my other pals are Pokemon."
"Don't worry, that happens to us to with Ryo-ohki." Mihoshi
said. Just then, Ryoko saw something beside 'Ryoko': a white cabbit.
"Now I know who the imposter is!" She said "NAGI!"
"Well, Ryoko. Guess you're not as dumb as they say." Nagi said,
ditching the Ryoko disguise.
"HEY! Take that back!" Ryoko said in anger.
"If that Ryoko is actually Nagi,...." Washu said
"Then, that Sonic HAS to be Metal Sonic!" Tails said.
[Nice deduction, Sherlock Holmes.] Metal said, getting rid of
his.
"Alright, Eggman, what are you doing here?!" Sonic said.
"Simple, rodent." Robotnik said "The disk. I want it now!"
"Ha! Over my dead body!" Sonic said. The hedgehog turned to
the visitors. "I want you guys outta here. This isn't your fight
anymore."
"Sorry, Sonic." Tenchi said, grabbing a sword hilt from his
belt. "This became OUR fight."
"You're gonna attack them with THAT?!?!" Sonic said, gawking at
the weapon.
"There's more to this than meets the eye, Sonic." Tenchi said.
With that, a blue energy blade appeared from the hilt.
"Woah, a real lightsaber! Kewl!" Sonic and Tails said in
unison, eyes going wide.
"I don't believe it....The Master Key.....Tenchi-Ken.....the
boy has it." Robotniks said in awe. "Nagi, Metal. I want that sword.
NOW! ALONG WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!"
"It's gonna cost you some more, Eggman." Nagi said
"I don't care! Just GET IT!!!!" Robotnik said. Metal flew
straight into Sonic and Tails while a blast from Nagi's rapier
scattered Tenchi and his friends.
[Prepare to die, 'hog.] Metal said.
"In your dreams, buckethead!" Sonic said, kicking the bot in
the head then Sonic Spinning him in the stomach, sending him into a
shop through the window.
"Alright, Nagi, THIS ENDS HERE AND NOW!!!!" Ryoko said as she
charged the space bounty hunter, energy blade blazing. The two swung,
each time their blades met. That happened until Nagi cornered Ryoko
into an alleyway.
"Game over, Ryoko." she said. Before she could finish her,
Ryoko phased through the street, then reappeared behind Nagi.
"Wrong again." Ryoko said, punching Nagi in the face and
sending her through the wall. Meanwhile, Robotnik had began to confront
the 'helpless' eight.
"Hahahahahaheheheheh. Give it up. It's useless." He said as
he advanced.
"No way! I've beaten you before, and I'll do it again!" Tails
said.
"And he's not alone!" Tenchi said as he and the others stepped
up beside the fox.
"Now this is interesting." Robotnik said "GET A LOAD OF THIS!!"
He fired a round of laser fire at the group, Sonic and Ryoko helplessly
watching the event unfold.
"NO! TAILS!!!!" Sonic shouted.
"TENCHIIIIII!!!" Ryoko shouted.
TO BE CONTINUED
- - - - - - - - - - - -
PREVIEW OF NEXT INSTALLMENT:
Sonic: Next time on 'When Worlds Collide', the action heats up as
Nack the Weasel enters the scene!
Nack: Heh heh. Guess the Egg-belly doesn't trust space dames.
Tenchi: Making off with my sword, we chase the four into the mysterious
Land of Darkness and find Robotnik's latest invention!
Eggman: Nothing can surpass it!
Sonic: Stayed tuned next time for 'Of Weasels and Weaponry'!
Tails: It's defenantly heating up!
- - - - - - - - - -
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
---------------
Okay, so maybe the fight between Sonic and Ryoko was a little,
'unfulfilling' you could say. It's because I'm in the middle of another
crossover story involving not only some of the characters shown here,
but also from other series! As I said, if you don't like, then you can
MST it if you want, I DON'T CARE!!!! Well, that's it for this
installment, TTFN!!!
A Tenchi Muyo/Sonic the Hedgehog Crossover
Chapter 2: Sonic VS. Ryoko
By Ashura Hedgehog
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
If you're wondering where the credits are, read the first chapter.
As always R&R and if you hate it, MST it.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
"You rodent! STAND STILL!!!" Ryoko snapped as Sonic dodged one
of her blasts. That has been the scenerio for the past five minutes.
"Well, at least I'm not the one turning the streets into
Swiss Cheese." Sonic wisecracked as he backflipped away from another
blast. "At least the repair crews will have a field day when this is
over." He was nearly hit by a plasma blast.
"When I'm done, you'll regret ever knowing I exist!" Ryoko
said. She teleported and punched the hedgehog into the stairs of
the Station Square Train Station. "For one called Sonic, he isn't too
fast."
"I'll have you know I can hit Mach 1 before you can say 'I
use my chest as a floatation device.' Sonic said. Ryoko took him up
on that bet. As she said the phrase, Sonic used that time to rev
up his Super Peel-Out Attack and rammed her right into the ocean.
"Aww, man. Ryoko, are you okay?" Tenchi called out as he and
the other girls ran to the boat dock.
"Noone's ever done that to her before, besides Kagato!"
Ayeka commented.
"Face it, you're no fun." Sonic said "I'll play with you
some other time." As he walked away, Tails following him, Ryoko rose
from the water, wet and pissed.
"I. Don't. Think. So." she said with her teeth gritted "What
are you, a coward?" Sonic didn't reply. "Sonic's a chicken! Sonic's a
chicken!" That was the straw that broke the camel's back. The hedgehog
turned around, fire in his eyes.
"So, you want to play? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABE!" Sonic said.
"Sonic, stop it!" Tails said. "It's stupid."
"Stay outta this, bud!" Sonic said, shoving him away. "This is
MY FIGHT!"
"Ryoko, stop this!" Tenchi said, getting angry
"Yeah, Ryoko. It's not worth it." Sasami said.
"Let 'em at it." Washu said.
"You think that's a good idea?" Kiyone asked.
"Yeah, they could get hurt very bad." Mihoshi said.
"I think they should just go at it." Ayeka said. At that exact
moment, Sonic ran head first into the Princess through Ryoko Air, 1st
class. "Owiee."
"Hey, no fair using me to attack a girl!" Sonic said. Curling
up into his Spinball, he zoomed towards Ryoko, only to get nothing but
air. "Where did'ja go, you old hag!" He was answered by a fierce punch
in the back.
"Noone calls me an old hag, GOT IT?!?!" Ryoko shouted
"Okay, porcupine head!" Sonic said. He barely had time to dodge
the incoming blasts that came his way. 'Sheesh, I just make her madder
and madder!' Alright, no more running! This ends here!" With that, he
ran towards the space pirate.
"Alright, a REAL fight!" Ryoko said, flying towards him. As
they got close, Sonic slid under her, grabbed her feet, swung onto
her back and slammed her into the ground, his feet just a blur. She
retaliated by teleporting away, spliting into two and double teamming
Sonic. "Now you'll pay for hurting Sasami and attacking me!"
"WHO?!" Sonic said as got out of the two's reach. "Who the
hell's Sasami?" Tenchi and the girls (even the reviving Ayeka) got a
look of confusion.
"I'm Sasami." The blue-haired princess spoke.
"HER?!?!" Sonic said in shock. "Sheesh, she's the type of
person who everyone would love!" Then he noticed the goofy look on
Tails' face. "See? Now what I want to know is why YOU attacked ME last
night?"
"WHAT?!?! Last night, YOU attacked ME, Sasami, Tenchi, and
Ayeka!" Ryoko said. Tails got out of his look long enough to point out
who's who.
"I'd rather take up plumbing that attack your friends." Sonic
said. "Anyway, where's your weapons? Y'know, your sword and whip."
"Eh? I don't carry a sword and whip." she said
"Yeah, I know that 'cause I MADE HER! I'm her mother!" Washu
said. Sonic and Tails' eyes bugled at that remark.
"They are defenantly the most WIERDEST group I've ever seen."
Sonic said to Tails. The fox nodded.
"And besides, all you are is a blasted android!" Ryoko said.
"WHAT?!?!" Sonic said. "You're comparing me to something like
those murderous bucket of bolts that were around a few months back?"
"You're saying you not?" Ayeka said.
"Go ahead, touch me. See if I don't react like you guys." Sonic
said to the princess. She cautiously walked and kneeled in front of
him. She touched his face, then his arm, then slapped him across the
face. "OW! Jeez! I said 'touch me', not 'slap me.' And you have very
cold hands, too." He began to rub his face in pain.
"Hmmm. If you didn't attack the others, and Ryoko didn't
attack you..." Kiyone said "....then, who did?"
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!!" A voice said
[AND MAKE IT DOUBLE] Another said. When that was said, Tails
fainted and Sasami grabbed Ryo-ohki and held her close. Everyone else
looked around for who said that. They looked up to find another one
of Eggman's ships landing, the 'Ryoko' and 'Sonic' with him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've been wanting for someone to do that
for a LONG time!!!!" Robotnik said as he landed.
"DON'T DO THAT!!!!!" Sonic shouted. Tenchi gave him a look that
asked 'Explain this, please.' "We've been having a bunch of Pokemon
trainers coming by, thinking me, Tails, and my other pals are Pokemon."
"Don't worry, that happens to us to with Ryo-ohki." Mihoshi
said. Just then, Ryoko saw something beside 'Ryoko': a white cabbit.
"Now I know who the imposter is!" She said "NAGI!"
"Well, Ryoko. Guess you're not as dumb as they say." Nagi said,
ditching the Ryoko disguise.
"HEY! Take that back!" Ryoko said in anger.
"If that Ryoko is actually Nagi,...." Washu said
"Then, that Sonic HAS to be Metal Sonic!" Tails said.
[Nice deduction, Sherlock Holmes.] Metal said, getting rid of
his.
"Alright, Eggman, what are you doing here?!" Sonic said.
"Simple, rodent." Robotnik said "The disk. I want it now!"
"Ha! Over my dead body!" Sonic said. The hedgehog turned to
the visitors. "I want you guys outta here. This isn't your fight
anymore."
"Sorry, Sonic." Tenchi said, grabbing a sword hilt from his
belt. "This became OUR fight."
"You're gonna attack them with THAT?!?!" Sonic said, gawking at
the weapon.
"There's more to this than meets the eye, Sonic." Tenchi said.
With that, a blue energy blade appeared from the hilt.
"Woah, a real lightsaber! Kewl!" Sonic and Tails said in
unison, eyes going wide.
"I don't believe it....The Master Key.....Tenchi-Ken.....the
boy has it." Robotniks said in awe. "Nagi, Metal. I want that sword.
NOW! ALONG WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!"
"It's gonna cost you some more, Eggman." Nagi said
"I don't care! Just GET IT!!!!" Robotnik said. Metal flew
straight into Sonic and Tails while a blast from Nagi's rapier
scattered Tenchi and his friends.
[Prepare to die, 'hog.] Metal said.
"In your dreams, buckethead!" Sonic said, kicking the bot in
the head then Sonic Spinning him in the stomach, sending him into a
shop through the window.
"Alright, Nagi, THIS ENDS HERE AND NOW!!!!" Ryoko said as she
charged the space bounty hunter, energy blade blazing. The two swung,
each time their blades met. That happened until Nagi cornered Ryoko
into an alleyway.
"Game over, Ryoko." she said. Before she could finish her,
Ryoko phased through the street, then reappeared behind Nagi.
"Wrong again." Ryoko said, punching Nagi in the face and
sending her through the wall. Meanwhile, Robotnik had began to confront
the 'helpless' eight.
"Hahahahahaheheheheh. Give it up. It's useless." He said as
he advanced.
"No way! I've beaten you before, and I'll do it again!" Tails
said.
"And he's not alone!" Tenchi said as he and the others stepped
up beside the fox.
"Now this is interesting." Robotnik said "GET A LOAD OF THIS!!"
He fired a round of laser fire at the group, Sonic and Ryoko helplessly
watching the event unfold.
"NO! TAILS!!!!" Sonic shouted.
"TENCHIIIIII!!!" Ryoko shouted.
TO BE CONTINUED
- - - - - - - - - - - -
PREVIEW OF NEXT INSTALLMENT:
Sonic: Next time on 'When Worlds Collide', the action heats up as
Nack the Weasel enters the scene!
Nack: Heh heh. Guess the Egg-belly doesn't trust space dames.
Tenchi: Making off with my sword, we chase the four into the mysterious
Land of Darkness and find Robotnik's latest invention!
Eggman: Nothing can surpass it!
Sonic: Stayed tuned next time for 'Of Weasels and Weaponry'!
Tails: It's defenantly heating up!
- - - - - - - - - -
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
---------------
Okay, so maybe the fight between Sonic and Ryoko was a little,
'unfulfilling' you could say. It's because I'm in the middle of another
crossover story involving not only some of the characters shown here,
but also from other series! As I said, if you don't like, then you can
MST it if you want, I DON'T CARE!!!! Well, that's it for this
installment, TTFN!!!
