I Remember Clearly
Chapter 3-Duo's Story
Well...after we left the house, we piled up in Zechs' car. He took the driver's seat; Heero took the front passagener's seat. Quatre sat by one of the doors, while Trowa sat between him and Wufei. I had to stay in back." Duo said. "Because of someone who shall remain nameless at this time--" Duo gave a dirty look at Zechs, before continuing. "--decided that I was a risk to sit in the front. So anyway..."
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In Zechs vehicle...we can see Zechs driving...real fast. Next to him we can see Heero, who's polishing his gun. Behind him we see Quatre at the window...pointing at every restaurant in sight, while saying that he had been at each and every restaurant with Duo. Trowa is just sitting between Quatre and Wufei, trying to figure why he is even going with the group. Wufei is sitting next to Trowa...silently meditating, while Duo is looming over the Chinese pilot, trying desperately to annoy him. Suddenly, Zechs makes a fast turn, and Duo hits the window.
"Ah...Zechs are you trying to kill me or something?" Duo yelled.
"Shut-up, baka!" Zechs replies.
"I resent you calling me an idiot!!" Duo replies. Quatre starts to laugh, but quiets down, when he sees Duo giving him a large grin. Zechs makes another fast turn and Duo hits the second window in the back. "HEY!!! What are you trying to do, Zechs...kill us?"
"Umm...Duo...how about using the seat belts?" Quatre replied. Duo drops his head before buckling the seatbelt. Zechs suddenly stops and Quatre hits the headrest in front of him. "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO ZECHS!!!"
"Nothing...we're here." Zechs replied. Wufei looks out his window.
"What are doing here, Peacecraft?" Wufei asks.
"This is where I'm going to spend time with Yuy." Zechs said, taking off his clothes. Quietly, all the guys get out. Duo looks at the two men and smiles like an idiot!
"Alright...they're going to fight out their feelings!!" Duo yells, before Trowa punches him in the stomach.
"Thanks, Trowa." Zechs replies, before he tries to land a punch on Heero. He misses and Heero decides to land a punch on Zechs. Then they went into a fighting dance. Miss, Duck, Punch, Miss, Duck, Punch...and the pattern continue until Duo spoke again.
"History is a like an endless waltz. The beats of Miss, Duck, and Punch go on and on in this fight...however..." Duo said, before Trowa punches Duo, to which Duo punches him back. So now, not only Zechs and Heero fighting, but so are Trowa and Duo. Looking at both of the matches, Wufei became the so-called moderator of the fights, as Quatre unsuccessfully tries to stop the fights. Finally, he gives up and goes into Zechs' car and locks the boys out from the car. Shrugging their shoulders, the two fights continue until an hour later, when Zechs and Heero stopped and walked to the door. At the same time, Duo and Trowa stopped fighting.
"Let's go play some pool. I bet I can take on any of you and win!" Duo said. The guys nodded their heads, so Zechs drove them to the closest pool bar. Once their, Zechs paid for a table for two hours, and Duo took the first pool stick. "Who's going to the Pool Hell?"
"I'll go first...I can beat that baka in the first round." Wufei said, as he grabs the other stick and Duo breaks the triangle. Wufei sinks in the first ball, and a short game ensues...as Wufei wins. "Haha...who's next?" Wufei replies.
"Hey!! Don't quote my lines, Justice Freak!" A voice from the deepest part of the pool hall sounded.
"Don't call me a Justice Freak!" Wufei yells. "You weakling!!" Goldberg comes out from the shadows and goes up to Wufei...who seems to slight be dwarfed by the wrestler.
"I'm not a weakling...I'll let you know that I used to be a WCW champion!!"
"Huh!! Wrestling is for weaklings!!!" Wufei answers.
"Oh, yeah...you and me will fight now...on this pool to decide who's a weakling!" Goldberg replies.
"I don't fight weaklings!" Wufei answers.
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Present...
"Don't listen to that baka!!! He's lying---"
"I may run--"
"He may run and hide, but he never lies---Duo Maxwell....yeah, yeah, we know." Dorothy mutters. "Just go back to the damn story."
"Anyways..."
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Pool Hall
Goldberg goes up and grabs Wufei by his coat. "I'm not a weakling. I'll meet you at the ring...in 5 minutes." And with that, Goldberg drops Wufei before leaving the pool hall. 4 minutes later, the boys are going through the security at the Georgia Dome...where WCW once was the leader in wrestling.
"Ladies and gentlemen...boys and girls of all ages...tonight we have a special fight. Are you ready?" The man looks around, before responding. "Arrrrrreeeee youuuuuuu reeeaaady?" The crowd cheers again. "Boys and Girls around the world...Arrrrreeeeeee yyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuuu rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaadddddddyyyyyy to rumble!!!"
The crowd cheers again...before Goldberg's music comes on and he walks down the ramp. The crowd cheers before the music stops. "In this corner we have Bill Goldberg...former WCW World Champion." The crowd cheers before the music starts up again.
Suddenly, Wufei's last image song 'Knocking on Tomorrow's Door' comes on and Wufei walks down the ramp ways. The crowds boo and hiss Wufei as he gets closer to the ring. "And in this corner we have the Chinese former pilot of the Gundam Shenlong, Gundam Altron, and the Gundam Altron Kai, as well as a Preventer---Chang Wufei!!" The crowd boos Wufei even more before he gets the microphone from the announcer to speak.
"Shut-up, shut-up! You people are so dishonorable! You people are all bakas! You people are so weak!! You are all dishonorable, weak, baka onnas!" Wufei yells, before the people boo him more. "I can whoop all you weaklings...but I don't fight weaklings!!" And with that Goldberg knocks the microphone from Wufei's hand and starts to roughhouse him. Suddenly, Miss Elizabeth comes to the ring and starts to beat up Wufei. Heero sneaks up and knocks Goldberg cold, before dragging Wufei away from Miss Elizabeth and runs off in the shadows. Wufei then takes his katana and starts to slice the now down Goldberg!! Booing, Wufei leaves the ring...yelling!!
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Present--
"That's---" Wufei starts to say..
"SHUT-UP!" Dorothy yells, and Wufei winces in pain from the fight and not from Dorothy's notorious eyebrows.
"ANYWAYS...." Duo said, continuing on with his story...
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In Zechs car
"Chang...that's the last time I'll ever let you go out at night with me!" Zechs replies, as he takes another sharp turn.
"I can see why Noin drives instead of Zechs..." Duo comments, before Zechs speeds up...and still runs a red light, narrowly missing a red convertible.
"I'm never...never gonna to let Zechs drive, while I'm in the same car, again!" Quatre replies. "I feel sorry for Miss Noin!!" And with that, Zechs jumps a ramp. Finally, the guys are at a bar, and Zechs stops the car. The boys run out of the car and nearly run each other over in trying to get a drink.
"Hey!!! My driving is not that bad!!!" Zechs replies. "Damn kids..." He mutters as he enters the bar. The guys are already in front of the bartender who's wearing a white shirt, black pants, a red vest, and a tie.
"Watcha have?" The bartender asks our six pilots.
"I'll have a Heicheken. (sp?)." Duo replies. The bartender comes up with a bottle and Duo smiles evilly. "Thanks."
"I'll have a Jack Daniels on the rocks." Trowa replies, and the bartender gives him the order.
"Give me a non-alcoholic beer." Quatre replies, as the bartender raises an eyebrow. "What---oh, I'm Muslim."
"Oh..." The bartender replies, as he reaches for one of the rare beers and gives it Quatre.
"I'll take a martini--shaken, not stirred." Heero replies.
"That's a good impression of James Bond!" Quatre replies.
"Thanks." Heero replies, as he receives the martini. Wufei mutters that martini's are for weaklings before ordering a mix of whiskey, Absolut vodka, Zima, and orange juice. The bartender gives Wufei a look before putting the drink together.
"I just want a beer." Zechs replied, as the bartender smiles and gives him a beer. It wasn't long before Quatre's honor was being flagged.
"My friend can't stand sissies." The tall, muscular man replies. Quatre shrugs his shoulders and grabs his beer.
"Sorry about that." Quatre replies, taking another sip of his beer.
"I can't stand sissies, either."
"So..." Quatre replied, trying to figure what's the guy's problem.
"So...this!!" And with that, the tall guy punch Quatre's beer out of his hand. Suddenly, Quatre ducks and kicks the guy in his butt. The guy goes flying into a body builder...who in turns gets mad and punches the guy by Quatre. That was when Quatre's clothes were being pulled and Quatre started to really fight. Quatre missed a punch and ended up hitting the other guy's friend. The two men ganged up and Quatre and Duo caught sight of that. Duo comes into the fight, jumping on the second guy.
Well...the other people started seeing this and yelling 'Fight! Fight!', while the bartender runs out of the bar and the G-boys enter the barroom brawl. Wufei grabs a chair and hits one of the guys who are fight Duo and Quatre. Heero and Trowa take one of the larger guys and push him through the table. Zechs takes a hidden ladder and beats up a taller guy, too. Before long, all the furniture in the bar was broken...and it was a free for all. At the end of the fight...the G-Boys were sent to jail....
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"And the rest is history..." Duo replied.
"He's lying!!!" Wufei, Zechs, and Heero replies. Quatre and Trowa are mysteriously quiet.
"I never tell a lie!!" Duo counters. "I---"
"He runs...he hides...but he never lies---we know...Duo fucking Maxwell." Dorothy replies.
"You sure do have a lot of opinions about my story, Dorothy." Duo replies. "Is it because your stud muffin here isn't saying anything to counter my story?" At that moment, Dorothy and Quatre are blushing into two shades of pink.
"That's none of your business!!" Dorothy replies.
"Who's next?" Neko replies, before the guys jump up from their seats.
"Umm...guys...." Noin starts. They guys realized that it was just Neko and they quiet down and sit back on the chairs. "You're up Trowa..."
"I...I...have...have...no memory of what......happened." Trowa replies.
"Okay...Quatre?" Dorothy asks.
"No story here." Quatre replies, yawning.
"Wufei?"
"I don't have to explain my story to no onnas." Wufei counters.
"Explain or else!" Noin replies, as she takes a gun out of nowhere.
"On the other hand...why not?" Wufei said, taking a deep breath.
A NOTE:
Okay...okay...maybe it isn't so wild. So who do you think of the story...it took my forever to get to this point...so if you were disappointed...I'm sorry. Who do you think was telling the truth? Let me know by reviewing me....
PS: I think we all know that I don't own the 'Wing boys...but I do own Neko-Kiki.
PPS: I wouldn't mind if you check out my other stories, too...they're made a little more well than this.
