THE WRITER IS OMNIPOTENT

ME: (the writer) MWA HA HA HA HA (stares evilly at the g boys) I am in complete control of all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: I hate fanfic writers.

ME: PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!! (makes heero kiss duo) MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Heero: (tries to stop but he cant make his body do anything ME is in total control)

Relena: noooooooooooooooooooooooo! heero kissed another boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME: ZAP! (relena runs over to dorothy and they start making out) MWA HA HA HA HA (im obsessed with MWA HA HA HA HA HA)

Wufei: im getting out of here! (wufei somehow manages to escape the commands of ME and walks out the door mumbling something
about a shark fin soup)

ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! wufei has managed to defy my utter control once again! (unleashes rage on Quatre,
who gets thrown out the window and all his bones are broken with CRACK!!!!! Im killing quatre, dont you just love me?)

Dorothy: (thinking) wow relena isnt so bad

Heero: when this ends, omae o' korosu HeeChan!

Duo: (his mind is devoid of thoughts because he is devoid of a mind)

Trowa: How come you havnt done anything bad to me? (looks down) oh my god!!!!!!! im noin!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (runs into
the bathroom and doesnt come out)

ME: heh heh heh heh.

Zechs: (walks in) hey guys what.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (zechs faints and i turn him into Bill
Clinton)

ME: wazzu'!!!!!!!

ME: (gives back every body control of their bodies)

Trowa: (comes out of the bathroom still in his or her boy clothes and narrows his eyes at ME)

ME: ZAP! (trowa or noin is now in a skimpy bathing suit and runs back into the bathroom)

Heero: (while he still can runs out the door)

ME: the end.