Kingdom of Shinsetsu 5
By: Jade Maxwell
Rage Barton
Rage: Hello people!
Jade: NOOOOO!!! I mean YEEESSSS! I mean, oh boy.
Rage: ::sweatdrops::
Jade: Rage, I have to tell you a secret. ::mentions for Rage to scoop close.
Rage: ::scooting over:: Yeah?
Jade: ::Whispering:: I see stupid people. Oh yeah, and i see you!"
Rage: ::Deathglare:: Jade....
Jade: Uh-oh.......Duo! HELP ME!!!!!!!!
Rage: Cut the damsel in distress thing. I know you're no lady!
Jade: You're so mean!!!
Rage: ::looks blankly:: that surprises you because....
Jade: It doesn't surprise me. I just felt like saying it.
Rage: Jade........
Jade: I'll be leaving now......
ZOOM
Rage: Please don't think we're nuts. Only Jade is.
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It was in around dusk. Jade was pacing around in front of the bench in the park. She faced the sun, which was slowly setting behind. The soft pink, red, yellow, and orange glow emphasized her baggy black jeans. She also had on a dark blue tank top and yellow Timberland boots. And she finished off her outfit with light blue jean jacket, which had patches of faded white here and there.
{Jade: All clothes are curtsey of Rage, because I stink at this. Keep reading about the boys. Damn, I'm drooling again. But it's because Rage is good with clothing that makes the boys look hot. Even Wefei.}
Jade looked at the setting sun. The scene was calm, unlike Jade herself. Unknown to everyone looking at the extremely beautiful, mysterious and REALLY agitated girl, a storm was breaking loose inside.
"Where the Hell is that excuse of a human being, ex-Gundam pilot, SOB, God forsaking, baka Maxwell?!?!?!"
"What? The Great Shinigami's here already!"
Jade turns around quickly to stare into the violet eyes of a very confused and amused Duo. Jade gulped as she felt her blood leaving her face.
"How long have you been there?"
"Long enough to hear, and I quote, 'Where the Hell is that excuse of a human being, ex-Gundam pilot, God forsaking, baka Maxwell?!?!?!'"
By the part where Duo copied Jade, he had put on a really lame excuse for a high pitched girl's voice. He also had this dreamy look in his eyes as if he was in love.
Jade's face regained its normal color and then some. Duo watched as her pale face turned slowly red. But unfortunately, her face wasn't turning red in embarrassment, but in anger as Duo soon found out when...
"DUO MAXWELL!!!!"
"Uh-oh."
Duo dashed off at high speed with Jade close behind. Their legs were so fast that they became circles.
[AN: Think of the roadrunner]
Suddenly the screen pauses on Duo. Underneath Duo appears:
Duo Maxwell
Goofus Assinus(1)
Then, the screen paused on Jade. This time:
Jade Lowe
Crazius Causar Muerte(2)
The other citizens watched in shock as Jade chased Duo five times around the park in record breaking speed, which was amazing counting on how the park had a five-mile perimeter.
On the other side of the park, an old lady was sitting on a bench, knitting. Seconds later, Duo and Jade runs past her, followed by a loud BOOM and dust. Because of the neck breaking speed, the old lady's knitting along with her wig flew off. The old woman looked straight ahead as questions marks started to float around her head. Five seconds, the two returned and this time her wig and knitting flew back into her hand and the other, on her head. A VERY large sweatdrop and questions marks appeared.
Seconds later, Jade tackled a very tired and panting Duo to the ground. Duo growled.
"Man you're fast. I think the only other person that could have done that is Heero. You're a strange girl."
Jade smirked.
"I'm no ordinary girl. Oops."
"What did you say?"
"I...uh...I said that I baby-sit...yeah that's it. I baby-sit a lot. I get lots of practice chasing little kids. Just like you!"
'You're a real smooth Jade. God, what kind of lame excuse was that? Sheesh.'
Jade hits herself on the head and pats Duo on the head. Duo pouts. He then sweatdrops.
"Real smooth Jade. Nice excuse."
"Shut up Maxwell. You're already in big trouble."
Duo's watch glitters in the sunlight. Duo curiously glances at his watch. His eyes widen and he jumps up.
"Holy fuck!"
"Holy fuck my ass Maxwell."
"No...no...no...damn. We're late Heero. Um...Jade, can you chase me again."
"Why?"
"It's a lot faster that way."
"Sorry I can't."
"Why not?"
"I don't have the proper motivation!"
"Um...yeah."
Duo starts to jump from side to side.
"Uh........you...you have a bad sense of style."
"Actually I don't care about clothes. My enemy liked this outfit."
Duo now began to sweat.
"I know! Your raven hair is yucky."
"I don't like either. I was thinking about dyeing it chocolate colored."
"Damn! Doesn't anything bother you?"
"No. Not really."
"I know! I'll keep talking."
"I talk a lot too ya know?"
A mischievous grin appeared on Duo's face. She walked over to Jade and kissed her on the cheek. Her eyes widened in complete shock until.....
"DUO MAXWELL!!!!!!"
Jade once again starts chasing Duo. The people in the park sweatdrops. A man around 40 rolls his eyes.
"Kids these days."
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Rage: Okay, maybe I should explain a few stuff.
Jade: Yup! Assinus means ass or donkey in Latin. And of course. Cautar Muerte roughly translated mean to bring death.
Rage: You wouldn't know! You didn't write the story!
Jade: Well I helped. You said yourself I blab out ideas. I blabbed out the funny things.
Rage: Not all of it Jade.
Jade: Well it was still funny!
Rage: I never said it wasn't. It just isn't me.
Jade: I know. Humor's not your specialty. Romance and death are your specialties.
Rage: And you Might Goddess of Death specializes in humor setting.
Jade: And you Goddess of Destruction specializes in course clothes!!!!!
Rage: damn, you're making me sound like Maggie.
Jade: Who?!?!
Rage: Remember? Maggie, that shopaholic SOB.
Jade: Oh yeah!
Rage: Oh Jade?
Jade: Yes Rage.
Rage: I forgot the readers might still be reading this. And one them might be Maggie.
Jade: Oh yeah......right........
Rage: uh...uh.....BYE!!!!!!!!
By: Jade Maxwell
Rage Barton
Rage: Hello people!
Jade: NOOOOO!!! I mean YEEESSSS! I mean, oh boy.
Rage: ::sweatdrops::
Jade: Rage, I have to tell you a secret. ::mentions for Rage to scoop close.
Rage: ::scooting over:: Yeah?
Jade: ::Whispering:: I see stupid people. Oh yeah, and i see you!"
Rage: ::Deathglare:: Jade....
Jade: Uh-oh.......Duo! HELP ME!!!!!!!!
Rage: Cut the damsel in distress thing. I know you're no lady!
Jade: You're so mean!!!
Rage: ::looks blankly:: that surprises you because....
Jade: It doesn't surprise me. I just felt like saying it.
Rage: Jade........
Jade: I'll be leaving now......
ZOOM
Rage: Please don't think we're nuts. Only Jade is.
###################
It was in around dusk. Jade was pacing around in front of the bench in the park. She faced the sun, which was slowly setting behind. The soft pink, red, yellow, and orange glow emphasized her baggy black jeans. She also had on a dark blue tank top and yellow Timberland boots. And she finished off her outfit with light blue jean jacket, which had patches of faded white here and there.
{Jade: All clothes are curtsey of Rage, because I stink at this. Keep reading about the boys. Damn, I'm drooling again. But it's because Rage is good with clothing that makes the boys look hot. Even Wefei.}
Jade looked at the setting sun. The scene was calm, unlike Jade herself. Unknown to everyone looking at the extremely beautiful, mysterious and REALLY agitated girl, a storm was breaking loose inside.
"Where the Hell is that excuse of a human being, ex-Gundam pilot, SOB, God forsaking, baka Maxwell?!?!?!"
"What? The Great Shinigami's here already!"
Jade turns around quickly to stare into the violet eyes of a very confused and amused Duo. Jade gulped as she felt her blood leaving her face.
"How long have you been there?"
"Long enough to hear, and I quote, 'Where the Hell is that excuse of a human being, ex-Gundam pilot, God forsaking, baka Maxwell?!?!?!'"
By the part where Duo copied Jade, he had put on a really lame excuse for a high pitched girl's voice. He also had this dreamy look in his eyes as if he was in love.
Jade's face regained its normal color and then some. Duo watched as her pale face turned slowly red. But unfortunately, her face wasn't turning red in embarrassment, but in anger as Duo soon found out when...
"DUO MAXWELL!!!!"
"Uh-oh."
Duo dashed off at high speed with Jade close behind. Their legs were so fast that they became circles.
[AN: Think of the roadrunner]
Suddenly the screen pauses on Duo. Underneath Duo appears:
Duo Maxwell
Goofus Assinus(1)
Then, the screen paused on Jade. This time:
Jade Lowe
Crazius Causar Muerte(2)
The other citizens watched in shock as Jade chased Duo five times around the park in record breaking speed, which was amazing counting on how the park had a five-mile perimeter.
On the other side of the park, an old lady was sitting on a bench, knitting. Seconds later, Duo and Jade runs past her, followed by a loud BOOM and dust. Because of the neck breaking speed, the old lady's knitting along with her wig flew off. The old woman looked straight ahead as questions marks started to float around her head. Five seconds, the two returned and this time her wig and knitting flew back into her hand and the other, on her head. A VERY large sweatdrop and questions marks appeared.
Seconds later, Jade tackled a very tired and panting Duo to the ground. Duo growled.
"Man you're fast. I think the only other person that could have done that is Heero. You're a strange girl."
Jade smirked.
"I'm no ordinary girl. Oops."
"What did you say?"
"I...uh...I said that I baby-sit...yeah that's it. I baby-sit a lot. I get lots of practice chasing little kids. Just like you!"
'You're a real smooth Jade. God, what kind of lame excuse was that? Sheesh.'
Jade hits herself on the head and pats Duo on the head. Duo pouts. He then sweatdrops.
"Real smooth Jade. Nice excuse."
"Shut up Maxwell. You're already in big trouble."
Duo's watch glitters in the sunlight. Duo curiously glances at his watch. His eyes widen and he jumps up.
"Holy fuck!"
"Holy fuck my ass Maxwell."
"No...no...no...damn. We're late Heero. Um...Jade, can you chase me again."
"Why?"
"It's a lot faster that way."
"Sorry I can't."
"Why not?"
"I don't have the proper motivation!"
"Um...yeah."
Duo starts to jump from side to side.
"Uh........you...you have a bad sense of style."
"Actually I don't care about clothes. My enemy liked this outfit."
Duo now began to sweat.
"I know! Your raven hair is yucky."
"I don't like either. I was thinking about dyeing it chocolate colored."
"Damn! Doesn't anything bother you?"
"No. Not really."
"I know! I'll keep talking."
"I talk a lot too ya know?"
A mischievous grin appeared on Duo's face. She walked over to Jade and kissed her on the cheek. Her eyes widened in complete shock until.....
"DUO MAXWELL!!!!!!"
Jade once again starts chasing Duo. The people in the park sweatdrops. A man around 40 rolls his eyes.
"Kids these days."
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Rage: Okay, maybe I should explain a few stuff.
Jade: Yup! Assinus means ass or donkey in Latin. And of course. Cautar Muerte roughly translated mean to bring death.
Rage: You wouldn't know! You didn't write the story!
Jade: Well I helped. You said yourself I blab out ideas. I blabbed out the funny things.
Rage: Not all of it Jade.
Jade: Well it was still funny!
Rage: I never said it wasn't. It just isn't me.
Jade: I know. Humor's not your specialty. Romance and death are your specialties.
Rage: And you Might Goddess of Death specializes in humor setting.
Jade: And you Goddess of Destruction specializes in course clothes!!!!!
Rage: damn, you're making me sound like Maggie.
Jade: Who?!?!
Rage: Remember? Maggie, that shopaholic SOB.
Jade: Oh yeah!
Rage: Oh Jade?
Jade: Yes Rage.
Rage: I forgot the readers might still be reading this. And one them might be Maggie.
Jade: Oh yeah......right........
Rage: uh...uh.....BYE!!!!!!!!
