Kingdom of Shinsetsu 6
By: Rage Barton and Jade Maxwell
Jade: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Rage: Um....um.....um........okay....
Jade: I'm going to the pool! I'm going to the pool!
Rage: That's nice.
Jade: I'm going drown! I'm going to drown!
Rage: That's even better!
Jade: Hum!
Rage: Okay, okay, I'm not sorry.
Jade: That's-hey!
Rage: Hehe. Okay folks. This story is written by me! With a little bit of help
from Jade.
Jade: Yupyup!
************************
Five minutes later, after Jade chasing Duo at 100mph, they finally arrived
at one of Quatre's apartments in the city. They walked into the Elevator
and pressed the button for the roof. Two minutes later, they stepped out
of the elevator and unto one of the most beautiful and not to mention
enormous. On the opposite side of the roof, was a penthouse. To the right
was a huge swimming pool, Jacuzzi included. And to the left, was a green
house. On the right was a beautiful view of the ocean, not to mention the
sunset. To the left is an awesome view of the city.
"MAXWELL YOU'RE LATE! THE INJUSTICES OF IT ALL!"
Duo looks straight and sees a very different Wefei. Wefei had bleached his hair,
and it was spiky and out of the ponytail. [Think Angel: WB 11] The roots were
still black, which went with his black tank top, baggy dark blue jeans and
Preventers jacket.
"But...but-but it's not my fault. I've been chased by Jade at least ten times
around the park."
Wefei snorts.
"Only you would chased by a weak onna! You weakling!!!"
"EXCUSE ME?!?!?! WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING ME A WOMAN??????"
Wefei snorts again. Jade runs to Wefei and before you can 'Ouch', Jade rammed
her knee into his eh....... groin.
Duo, who you would think, learned his lesson by now, bursts out laughing.
"All of you, behave. Now."
All three turned to see a very drop dead gorgeous Heero. He was wearing a pair
of gray parachutes, black tank top, yellow timberland boots, and black leather jacket. He had a small diamond earring in his right ear and had on a pair of earphones. He was holding his CD player in his left hand. His hair had some black highlights in them. His piercing blue eyes daring for anyone to challenge him.
Duo backed away very slowly, putting his hands up.
"Hi, Heero. Did anybody tell you that you look really good today?"
"First of all flattery will get you no where. Second of all, yes."
Wefei looked at Heero and discovered he was giving him the Deathglare.
Wufei gulped and stood, against the pain of......what eh....Jade did. Jade
rolled her eyes and snorted.
"You there. You behave yourself also. Or you'll end up like Wefei, in pain
and I'm not kidding too."
The two locked into a staring contest. Wefei and Duo slowly backed away due
to the dangerous aura around the two.
Quatre was inside when he the saw staring contest. He rushed outside in baggy
dress pants, white tank top, shining police shoes and a blue jean jacket.
"Hi there. You must be Duo's friend."
The two broke off for a minute, but unfortunately turned their glares to Quatre.
Quatre began to sweat and backed away like the other two,
Suddenly, a soft flute melody reached everyone's ears. Everyone walked into
the penthouse, to the side facing the ocean. Sitting on the windowsill was
Trowa. His legs out in front of him and nothing to keep him on the windowsill.
He was wearing black baggy parachutes, white tank top, black jean jacket, yellow
Timberland boots, a small diamond in his left ear and a silver chain around his
neck. His face was tilted slightly towards the sun his eyes closed, and was playing
a haunting melody. [Think Allen, Sailor M.]
"Cute but, what's up with the flute?"
At this point, everybody except Jade and Trowa sweatdrops and falls to the floor.
"Hey, let me try the flute thingy!"
Jade runs over and snatches the flute out of Trowa's hands. Trowa looks confused
and then stares at Heero in question. Heero just shook his head and mouthed
'Don't ask.' Trowa smiled slightly and looked at Jade, who was trying to copy
Trowa, trying is the main word. Although Jade's lame attempt to play the tune
miserably failed, she did however succeed in playing a scale. That is, after ten
minutes.
"Yeah! Yeah! I did it! I did it!"
Everyone looked at the bouncing Jade and sweatdropped. Heero rubbed his
temples, closed his eyes and shook his head.
"I feel a migraine coming on. Damn, a female Duo. Shit this is gonna be a long
day."
Jade gave Trowa back the flute and advanced towards Heero.
"Heero! Come and kiss me!"
Everyone except Heero fell over. Heero turned around as a pink object came
jumping on him, knocking him to the floor. Everyone thought Heero was going
to push the pink object off. But, he didn't. Instead, he kissed her.
Everyone looked in wonder as Heero kissed a girl in a pink tank top and khaki
pants, with golden hair. Duo sweatdropped.
"Ojousan, couldn't you just of said 'Hi' ?"
Relena looked up at the others.
"Nope."
Heero smiled.
"Besides, I prefer this much more."
Everyone stood there and stared at them, not knowing whether to go into
cardiac arrest from shock, or to sweatdrop.
Noin and Zechs joined the others. Zechs smiled at the sight of Heero and Relena
kissing. Noin stared at Zechs in wonder, her eyes widened. She asked Zechs
frantically,
"Honey, are you going to be okay? Are you dying????? I want to at least have a
kid before you die."
"WHAT?!?! Can't I approve of Relena's relationship with a fine young man like
Heero?"
Everyone, including Heero and Relena gawked at Zechs. Noin faints. Five seconds
later, she jumps up and stares at Zechs frantically.
"Did you forget to take your pills again???"
Zechs rolled his eyes. He bent over to whisper into Noin's ear.
"Besides, it's somebody else's turn to take the shopaholic shopping and let her
max out someone else's credit cards."
Noin giggled and hit Zechs playfully on the arm. Zechs smiled.
The other girls walked in after Noin and Zechs. Zechs was wearing a gray trench
coat, white dress shirt and black jeans. Noin was dressed in a black tank top,
blue jeans and black leather jacket. Catherine, a simple black skirt and baby blue
tank top. Dorothy, blue jeans and blue tank top. Sally, jeans and a black long
sleeved shirt.
"Hey guys."
"Hiya!"
"Hello."
The girls then turned their glazes to Relena and Heero, who were still making
out on the floor. Everyone sweatdropped.
^^^^^^^^^
Jade looked at these new people.
'Hm........ Relena Peacecraft, I never knew she could........eh.....be like this. This
is strange. She seems so, proper and graceful. But here she is making out with
the most dangerous guy in the world. I misjudged the situation it appears.
Better rethink this through.'
^^^^^^^^^
Heero finally managed to get Relena off and stopped kissing her.
"Guys, this is Duo's friend. She's......."
Heero looked at Jade and blushed.
"You are?"
"Jade, Jade Lowe."
Heero's eyes widened.
"Lowe?"
"Yeah, you deaf?"
"But.....it's not, no way.......can't......but....."
Everyone looked at Heero in wonder. Jade lifted her eyebrows.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Lowe, Odin Lowe?"
"No, Alex Lowe. How do you know Odin Lowe?"
Heero looked at her as his eyebrows arched together.
"Odin Lowe was my mentor."
Jade 's eyes widened as her mouth fell open.
"You're......you're......you're Uncle Odin's adoptive son?"
Heero nodded.
"You must be the girl Alex picked up."
Jade nodded. Meanwhile everyone looked on in shock and questioning. Duo broke
the silence.
"You two know each other?"
Heero shook his head.
"Not really. We only know that each other exists. Alex and Odin were brothers.
Both assassins. Odin picked me up, Alex, Jade."
Heero turned around and walked off to the house.
"Come on. I'm hungry."
Everyone looked confused and chased after Heero. Jade looked in wonder.
'This is going to be a lot harder than I thought. Odin's student. How exactly am I
going to do this? I can't kill him! God this is complicated.'
"You comin' ?"
Jade looked around to see Duo's smiling face. Duo smiled wider.
"FOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jade's eyes widened and a huge grin appeared.
ZOOM!!!!!!
A cloud of smoke parted as Duo ran after Jade.
"Food here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo ran into the house.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jade: I'm finished! I'm finished! I'm finished!
Rage: You???? You?????? Where the heck did you get you from?!?!?!
Jade: Uh...............yeah? I did the crazy stuff!
Rage: Uh-huh.
Mimi: Hiyo! I'm gonna be in the next show. And the next next show. And the
next next next sh-
[Rage and Jade covers Mimi's mouth. Mimi bites Jade and Rage's hands.
Both: OUCH!!!!!!
Mimi: MWAHAHAHAA!!!! I'm writing soon! MWAHAHA!!!!
Jade: Don't mind her.
Rage: We're not related and we don't know her.
Jade: Yeah! We've never seen her in our entire lives.
Mimi: You're hurting my feelings.
[Mimi starts to cry.]
Jade: You don't have no feelings!
Rage: Great, Jade is turning into me n now we have another Jade. My life is over!!!!!
Jade: You okay?
Rage: Yeah, just had too much coffee and gum.
Jade: Oh okay. GIVE ME SOME!!!!!
Mimi: Did you guys say coffee and gum?
::Rage pulls out 30 cups of coffee, 10 LBS of sugar, 30 bars of chocolate and 20
packs of gum::
Rage: You better go now before WE get really high. BYE!
::Rage, Jade and Mimi jumps into the mountain of sweets and starts drinking
coffee::
Mimi: I'm drunk....
Jade: ::Silence:: ::Cricket chirping in the back::
Rage: Uh-oh spagettios.
By: Rage Barton and Jade Maxwell
Jade: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Rage: Um....um.....um........okay....
Jade: I'm going to the pool! I'm going to the pool!
Rage: That's nice.
Jade: I'm going drown! I'm going to drown!
Rage: That's even better!
Jade: Hum!
Rage: Okay, okay, I'm not sorry.
Jade: That's-hey!
Rage: Hehe. Okay folks. This story is written by me! With a little bit of help
from Jade.
Jade: Yupyup!
************************
Five minutes later, after Jade chasing Duo at 100mph, they finally arrived
at one of Quatre's apartments in the city. They walked into the Elevator
and pressed the button for the roof. Two minutes later, they stepped out
of the elevator and unto one of the most beautiful and not to mention
enormous. On the opposite side of the roof, was a penthouse. To the right
was a huge swimming pool, Jacuzzi included. And to the left, was a green
house. On the right was a beautiful view of the ocean, not to mention the
sunset. To the left is an awesome view of the city.
"MAXWELL YOU'RE LATE! THE INJUSTICES OF IT ALL!"
Duo looks straight and sees a very different Wefei. Wefei had bleached his hair,
and it was spiky and out of the ponytail. [Think Angel: WB 11] The roots were
still black, which went with his black tank top, baggy dark blue jeans and
Preventers jacket.
"But...but-but it's not my fault. I've been chased by Jade at least ten times
around the park."
Wefei snorts.
"Only you would chased by a weak onna! You weakling!!!"
"EXCUSE ME?!?!?! WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING ME A WOMAN??????"
Wefei snorts again. Jade runs to Wefei and before you can 'Ouch', Jade rammed
her knee into his eh....... groin.
Duo, who you would think, learned his lesson by now, bursts out laughing.
"All of you, behave. Now."
All three turned to see a very drop dead gorgeous Heero. He was wearing a pair
of gray parachutes, black tank top, yellow timberland boots, and black leather jacket. He had a small diamond earring in his right ear and had on a pair of earphones. He was holding his CD player in his left hand. His hair had some black highlights in them. His piercing blue eyes daring for anyone to challenge him.
Duo backed away very slowly, putting his hands up.
"Hi, Heero. Did anybody tell you that you look really good today?"
"First of all flattery will get you no where. Second of all, yes."
Wefei looked at Heero and discovered he was giving him the Deathglare.
Wufei gulped and stood, against the pain of......what eh....Jade did. Jade
rolled her eyes and snorted.
"You there. You behave yourself also. Or you'll end up like Wefei, in pain
and I'm not kidding too."
The two locked into a staring contest. Wefei and Duo slowly backed away due
to the dangerous aura around the two.
Quatre was inside when he the saw staring contest. He rushed outside in baggy
dress pants, white tank top, shining police shoes and a blue jean jacket.
"Hi there. You must be Duo's friend."
The two broke off for a minute, but unfortunately turned their glares to Quatre.
Quatre began to sweat and backed away like the other two,
Suddenly, a soft flute melody reached everyone's ears. Everyone walked into
the penthouse, to the side facing the ocean. Sitting on the windowsill was
Trowa. His legs out in front of him and nothing to keep him on the windowsill.
He was wearing black baggy parachutes, white tank top, black jean jacket, yellow
Timberland boots, a small diamond in his left ear and a silver chain around his
neck. His face was tilted slightly towards the sun his eyes closed, and was playing
a haunting melody. [Think Allen, Sailor M.]
"Cute but, what's up with the flute?"
At this point, everybody except Jade and Trowa sweatdrops and falls to the floor.
"Hey, let me try the flute thingy!"
Jade runs over and snatches the flute out of Trowa's hands. Trowa looks confused
and then stares at Heero in question. Heero just shook his head and mouthed
'Don't ask.' Trowa smiled slightly and looked at Jade, who was trying to copy
Trowa, trying is the main word. Although Jade's lame attempt to play the tune
miserably failed, she did however succeed in playing a scale. That is, after ten
minutes.
"Yeah! Yeah! I did it! I did it!"
Everyone looked at the bouncing Jade and sweatdropped. Heero rubbed his
temples, closed his eyes and shook his head.
"I feel a migraine coming on. Damn, a female Duo. Shit this is gonna be a long
day."
Jade gave Trowa back the flute and advanced towards Heero.
"Heero! Come and kiss me!"
Everyone except Heero fell over. Heero turned around as a pink object came
jumping on him, knocking him to the floor. Everyone thought Heero was going
to push the pink object off. But, he didn't. Instead, he kissed her.
Everyone looked in wonder as Heero kissed a girl in a pink tank top and khaki
pants, with golden hair. Duo sweatdropped.
"Ojousan, couldn't you just of said 'Hi' ?"
Relena looked up at the others.
"Nope."
Heero smiled.
"Besides, I prefer this much more."
Everyone stood there and stared at them, not knowing whether to go into
cardiac arrest from shock, or to sweatdrop.
Noin and Zechs joined the others. Zechs smiled at the sight of Heero and Relena
kissing. Noin stared at Zechs in wonder, her eyes widened. She asked Zechs
frantically,
"Honey, are you going to be okay? Are you dying????? I want to at least have a
kid before you die."
"WHAT?!?! Can't I approve of Relena's relationship with a fine young man like
Heero?"
Everyone, including Heero and Relena gawked at Zechs. Noin faints. Five seconds
later, she jumps up and stares at Zechs frantically.
"Did you forget to take your pills again???"
Zechs rolled his eyes. He bent over to whisper into Noin's ear.
"Besides, it's somebody else's turn to take the shopaholic shopping and let her
max out someone else's credit cards."
Noin giggled and hit Zechs playfully on the arm. Zechs smiled.
The other girls walked in after Noin and Zechs. Zechs was wearing a gray trench
coat, white dress shirt and black jeans. Noin was dressed in a black tank top,
blue jeans and black leather jacket. Catherine, a simple black skirt and baby blue
tank top. Dorothy, blue jeans and blue tank top. Sally, jeans and a black long
sleeved shirt.
"Hey guys."
"Hiya!"
"Hello."
The girls then turned their glazes to Relena and Heero, who were still making
out on the floor. Everyone sweatdropped.
^^^^^^^^^
Jade looked at these new people.
'Hm........ Relena Peacecraft, I never knew she could........eh.....be like this. This
is strange. She seems so, proper and graceful. But here she is making out with
the most dangerous guy in the world. I misjudged the situation it appears.
Better rethink this through.'
^^^^^^^^^
Heero finally managed to get Relena off and stopped kissing her.
"Guys, this is Duo's friend. She's......."
Heero looked at Jade and blushed.
"You are?"
"Jade, Jade Lowe."
Heero's eyes widened.
"Lowe?"
"Yeah, you deaf?"
"But.....it's not, no way.......can't......but....."
Everyone looked at Heero in wonder. Jade lifted her eyebrows.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Lowe, Odin Lowe?"
"No, Alex Lowe. How do you know Odin Lowe?"
Heero looked at her as his eyebrows arched together.
"Odin Lowe was my mentor."
Jade 's eyes widened as her mouth fell open.
"You're......you're......you're Uncle Odin's adoptive son?"
Heero nodded.
"You must be the girl Alex picked up."
Jade nodded. Meanwhile everyone looked on in shock and questioning. Duo broke
the silence.
"You two know each other?"
Heero shook his head.
"Not really. We only know that each other exists. Alex and Odin were brothers.
Both assassins. Odin picked me up, Alex, Jade."
Heero turned around and walked off to the house.
"Come on. I'm hungry."
Everyone looked confused and chased after Heero. Jade looked in wonder.
'This is going to be a lot harder than I thought. Odin's student. How exactly am I
going to do this? I can't kill him! God this is complicated.'
"You comin' ?"
Jade looked around to see Duo's smiling face. Duo smiled wider.
"FOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jade's eyes widened and a huge grin appeared.
ZOOM!!!!!!
A cloud of smoke parted as Duo ran after Jade.
"Food here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo ran into the house.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jade: I'm finished! I'm finished! I'm finished!
Rage: You???? You?????? Where the heck did you get you from?!?!?!
Jade: Uh...............yeah? I did the crazy stuff!
Rage: Uh-huh.
Mimi: Hiyo! I'm gonna be in the next show. And the next next show. And the
next next next sh-
[Rage and Jade covers Mimi's mouth. Mimi bites Jade and Rage's hands.
Both: OUCH!!!!!!
Mimi: MWAHAHAHAA!!!! I'm writing soon! MWAHAHA!!!!
Jade: Don't mind her.
Rage: We're not related and we don't know her.
Jade: Yeah! We've never seen her in our entire lives.
Mimi: You're hurting my feelings.
[Mimi starts to cry.]
Jade: You don't have no feelings!
Rage: Great, Jade is turning into me n now we have another Jade. My life is over!!!!!
Jade: You okay?
Rage: Yeah, just had too much coffee and gum.
Jade: Oh okay. GIVE ME SOME!!!!!
Mimi: Did you guys say coffee and gum?
::Rage pulls out 30 cups of coffee, 10 LBS of sugar, 30 bars of chocolate and 20
packs of gum::
Rage: You better go now before WE get really high. BYE!
::Rage, Jade and Mimi jumps into the mountain of sweets and starts drinking
coffee::
Mimi: I'm drunk....
Jade: ::Silence:: ::Cricket chirping in the back::
Rage: Uh-oh spagettios.
