Kingdom of Shinsetsu 7
By: Rage Barton & Jade Maxwell
Rage: Hey guys! The next chapter is now obliviously up!
Jade: No duh!
Rage: What you say?!?!
Jade: Uh.....nothing?
Rage: Better.
Jade: I like this chapter.
Rage: I'm sad.
Jade: Why?
Rage: I don't think anyone reads our stories.
Jade: Good point. People, please give us comments. I mean, Rage is being depressed and I don't like that. She's no fun. She's nice when she's hyper.
::Mimi pops up::
Jade: You again?
Mimi: What?
Rage: ::Sighs::
Mimi: What's wrong with her?
Jade: She's sad.
Mimi: ::Gasp:: She's not hyper?!?!
Jade: Not now.......
Mimi: Why don't you guys read the story while Jade and I turn Rage hyper again...........
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Jade and Duo ran past Heero and the others and into the house. They shoved through the door and ran straight to the long table full of food. There were nachos, hot dogs, steaks, burgers, soda, champagne, salads, fruit punch, chips, pizzas and others. Duo went straight for the pizzas and Jade for the hot dogs. The two went up and down the table, taking food everywhere.
The others stood in the doorway, disgusted by the two. Duo looked at the others, looked back to the food and grinned. He held up some eaten food and stared innocently at the others.
"Ro ruys ranf fum roof?"
The others looked disgusted as Quatre suppressed his sickening feeling in his stomach and politely said no.
Duo shrugged.
"It's rur rorst."
Duo returned to devouring the food.
"STOP!!!!!!"
Everyone turned to Heero.
"Be polite and respectful. Duo and Jade, STOP! Sit down and act properly!"
Everyone looked at Heero. Duo and Jade looked up. Duo stood up while Jade blushed. She walked to the other side when she tripped on some spilled soda. She fell and tried to brace herself on the table but instead flipped it over. The salsa on the table flew off and the bowl flew in Duo's direction. Duo ducked, but unfortunately, the bowl of salsa missed Duo but landed on Heero's head.
Everyone watched in horror as the red chili salsa slowly dripped off his chocolate brown hair with black highlights. The red sauce then dripped onto his black leather jacket. Everyone watched as Heero went from an expression of shock, to an expression of pure anger.
"AHHHHH!!!!! JADE!!!!!!!"
Heero grabbed the nearest thing, a bowl of vanilla ice cream and threw it at Jade. Jade ducked as the ice cream hit a laughing Duo. Wufei and the others keeled over laughing. Duo grew red and with a smirk grabbed a box of pizza.
"Take this!!!!"
Duo hurled the box of pizza. Wufei looked around and grabbed Noin and used her as a shield. Duo looked in horror as the box of pizza landed on Noin, smearing sauce all over her. Noin grabbed some bacon and threw it at Wufei. Even with all of Noin's military training, she missed and the bacon landed on Zechs. Before you know it, a full size food fight was under way. Bacon hurled across the room, ice cream here and there, pizza all over the floor, soda in everyone's hair, nachos flying, hot dogs used as foot balls and not to mention the chips covering the floor.
"Master Quatre we just came to..."
The Magnanacs stood there in the doorway of the kitchen as the food fight continued.
Rashid cleared his throat. Still the food fight. He cleared his throat louder this time. No result.
"EXCUSE ME!"
Everyone turned and stared at the 10 Magnanacs standing at the doorway. Wufei was standing with a bowl of ice cream over Duo's head; Duo with pizza aimed towards Trowa, Trowa had a bowl of bacon over Catherine's head, Catherine with salsa aimed at Noin. Noin had a tray of eclairs above Zechs, Zechs had three cans of soda over Heero's head, Heero had chocolate pudding in Jade's direction, Jade had yogurt aimed at Dorothy, Dorothy had five mustard and ketchup covered hot dogs over Quatre. Quatre then had nachos towards Relena, Relena had platter of burgers over Sally and finally, Sally had a bowl of pudding and yogurt over Wufei.
Wufei blushed and the bowl of ice cream slipped out of his hand, which then landed on Duo. Unfortunately, this caused a chain reaction.
Rashid looked in shock, as everyone was even messier than before.
"Master Quatre, may I ask what you all are doing?"
"We're.....playing?"
Quatre looked at Heero; Heero just rolled his eyes.
"We're......eating?"
"Right Master Quatre."
"No, see, look."
Quatre put his hand anywhere, grabbed some liquid and ate it.
"Yummy...this is good."
He looked to the source and discovered it was from Dorothy's hair. He paled.
"What is this stuff and I'm gonna be sick."
Dorothy shook her head.
"I think it's so fruit punch, soda, pudding and yogurt."
Quatre looked as if he was going to throw up and the food came flying out of his mouth and landed on Rashid.
"Uh...........sorry...."
Rashid wiped the stuff off his face. Quatre looked at him.
"We'll clean up...."
Rashid shook his head.
"No, there'll be more of a mess then. Go, clean up yourselves."
"MY LEATHER JACKET!!!!"
Everyone turned to a furious Heero. Heero stomped in Jade's direction.
"JADE......my leather jacket......baka.......you......little...........jacket......baka..."
Jade gulped.
"I'll give you mine......it's at home.....I'll give you."
Heero put on the Heero Yuy Death Glare (tm) at full power. Jade cowered.
"Maybe I can clean it????"
"Clean this?????"
Heero held up his black leather jacket, which was no longer black. It was cover under red salsa, chips, melted cheese, soda, fruit punch, ketchup, mustard, and gravy.
Duo walked up to the jacket and swiped his finger across it. He put his finger in his mouth and tasted.
"Yummy!!!!"
Everyone turned green and were disgusted. Everyone heard a barf sound. They turned to see Relena throwing up in the punch bowl.
"Jade, my jacket."
Quatre looked at the shivering Jade and felt pity for the poor girl.
"I'll buy a new one Heero."
Heero turned to see Quatre.
"Fine. But I get shower first."
Heero said that so dangerously, everyone nodded. Heero walked towards the bathroom.
"Me next!"
Everyone looked at Jade. Duo was cradling his hair at the other side of the room. He was sniffing and had teary eyes. They saw why, Duo's hair had became undone and was about in the same situation as Heero's jacket. Duo whimpers.
"My, my beautiful hair."
"That's IT! Everyone OUT!"
Everyone looked at the angry Rashid and slowly backed away. Quatre looked at them.
"I'll give over time and I'll give you all a one month vacation on me."
He walked out. Heero was now done.
"MY TURN!"
Everyone looked at Duo and Jade as they bolted for the bathroom. They get stuck in the doorway as the two fought.
"Oh no you don't."
Noin grabbed the two by their ears and gave them a Heero Yuy Death Glare (tm).
"You two will take forever, so you two are last."
"But...but....my hair...please.....but....." Duo started.
"I mean...my precious hair....... it's so important." Jade finished.
Noin gave them another glare.
"No. Besides, my turn."
Noin ran into the bathroom.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Duo and Jade screamed in unison.
Wufei looked at them and shook his head.
"Quatre, can you get me a bucket of water so I can wash this out? And some soap."
"Yeah, me too." Said Sally.
Quatre nodded and a few minutes later, he re-entered with a few buckets of water.
Noin then marched out of the bathroom.
"That felt good!"
Duo and Jade once again bolted for the door but was late since Catherine went in.
And so went the line until Duo and Jade were left. Once Zechs got out, they stared at each other menus. At the same time, they ran to the bathroom. Duo saw that Jade was beating him, so he spilled some pudding under her foot. Jade slipped on fell on her butt.
"DUO!!! YOU BAKA!!! THAT HURT!!!"
"I made it!"
Jade got up and mumbled.
Two hours later
Duo marched out of the bathroom. He smiled at Jade.
"All yours."
By now, there were dry chocolate in Jade's raven hair, not to mention other stuff, such as ketchup, mustard and hardened cheese.
Jade ran into the bathroom. She turned on the water.
"AHHHHHHHH!!! DUO!!!!!! YOU BAKA USED UP ALL THE FRICKEN HOT WATER!! COLD!! AHHHHHHH!!!! DAMN, IT MAKING MY HAIR WORSE!!!!! SOMEONE TURNED THE HEATER ON!!!!! MAXWELL YOU !@#$%#@!#$#$%$^%$^^%$^%$^^&^&*^&*$@#!@#%^^&%#@%^&*(*^%$##@!@#$%^&*()*&&^%$%^&&^%$%^$#$#$@!##$%^&*(&^%$#@@#$%"
Duo cringed.
"I am in sooooooooooooo much trouble."
"AFTER I GET OUT OF HERE YOU ARE ONE DEAD MONKEY YOU BRAIDED BAKA!!! YOU'LL WISH YOU CUT YOUR OWN HAIR AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
An hour later
Thump! Thump! Thump!
Jade entered with a puddle of water around. In her right hand was a pair of huge scissors.
"DUO......get over here."
"No...."
"Get over here."
"Nope..."
"DUO MAXWELL I'M TRYING TO BE NICE SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE I HAVE TO USED BRUTAL FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Nice, you call that nice."
Heero looked at Jade.
"I wouldn't diss her if I were you Duo."
"You're not me Heero."
"Exactly and that's why I don't have her mad at me and stomping this way."
Duo turned around to see a red faced Jade coming his way.
"Uh-oh..."
Duo ran away, followed close behind by Jade.
"Heero help me!'
"Why should I?"
"Because I'm your best friend!"
"That is debatable."
"Trowa help me."
"No."
"Why not?!?!"
"Cuz I don't feel like it."
"Quatre, help!!!!!!"
"Sorry Duo, I can't."
"WHY NOT?!?!?!"
"Cuz I'm scared of Jade and I'm too young to die."
"WUFEI!!!!"
"Can you wait? I'm tying my hair."
Jade and Duo stopped. Everyone looked at Wufei.
"Huh?"
Duo looked at Wufei.
"But you don't have a ponytail no more."
Wufei smiled.
"My sentiments exactly."
Rashid then came in.
"AHEM!!!"
Everyone stopped.
"Dinner is ready."
Duo and Jade looked at each other and ran for the door. Duo laughed.
"Saved by the food. AHHH!"
Someone pulled hard on Duo's braid and he fell back. He looked at the mischievous face of Jade.
"Wait till you fall asleep."
Duo gulped. Jade let go of his braid and stepped on him to get to the door.
After dinner........
Quatre yawned,
"Why don't you guys stay at my place tonight?"
Duo looked down.
"I can't. I can't leave Hannah at home by herself."
Everyone looked at Duo. They noticed his eyes were slightly misty eyes.
"Why don't you go get her? We haven't seen her in a while now and it'll be fun bud."
Everyone looked at a smiling Heero and they all smiled and nodded.
"But I don't have a car."
"It's okay. Use my car."
Duo smiled at Quatre. Jade stepped forward.
"Duo, can you give me a lift home?"
Everyone looked at Jade. They forgot about her for a while. Quatre smiled.
"You can stay here for the night. It's already 2 in the morning. Why don't you stay and I'll have someone drop you off tomorrow."
Heero smiled.
"Yeah, why don't you stay. With all the people, I'm sure someone will give you a lift. Besides, I need to talk to you."
Jade looked curiously at Heero. Heero's eyes sparkled with something, something dangerous.
"Is it about your leather jacket?"
"If my predication is true, you'll be dealing with more than me, like the Preventers."
Jade gulped. She smiled innocently.
"I didn't do anything. Do I look like I'm a girl that can cause trouble?"
Heero raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, scratched that."
Duo looked at her.
"You can't say that after that huge food fight."
That earned Duo a Death Glare.
"Okay, but I still need to pick up Hannah."
Quatre nodded and threw his keys at Duo.
"Can someone come with me?"
"Why Duo?"
Duo looked at Jade and blushed.
"Cuz I'm scared of the dark."
Everyone sweatdropped and fell to the floor. Heero jumped up
"You're telling me that you piloted one of the most dangerous mobile suits, destroyed thousands of mobile suits, destroyed hundreds of bases, and you let Hilde hold your hand when she was giving birth but you're scared of the dark?!?!"
"Yupyup!"
Everyone falls again.
"Heero, can you come with me?"
"Do you have a death wish?"
"Quatre?"
"Sorry, busy with Dorothy."
"Trowa?"
Trowa raised eyebrow.
"Not likely."
"Wufei?"
"I will not go with a dishonorable MAN like you. You're weaker than an onna."
All the girls death glares at him.
"Anyone??? Someone PLEASE!!!!!!"
Duo looked at the passive Jade standing by the corner. He sneaked over.
"Jade, can you come with me?"
"Nope."
"Please!"
Duo gave Jade an innocent puppy look.
[Jade: Duo....drooooooollll. It's so kawaii.]
Jade looked at him and then at Heero.
"Okay then, but only cuz Heero's lookin' at me that way."
"YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo grabbed Jade ran out of the penthouse. Before he grabbed her, they heard her say,
"Maybe I shoulda choose Heero than him."
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Jade: Hm....what am I going to do with Duo?
Rage: Do what you always do?
Jade: What?
Rage: Kiss him of course.
::Jade pulls Duo out of hammer space and starts kissing him::
Rage: ::Sweatdropping:: I mean in the story!!!
Jade: Oops. ::Puts Duo back in hammerspace::
Wait you're hyper again Rage!
Rage: Oh yeah. Thanx to chocolate cake, chocolate milk, a pack o gum, pot o coffee, some chips, Pixy Stix, and a gallon of soda.
Jade: ::backs away slowly:: Please don't tell me you ate all of it.
Rage: Yeah, and then some.
::Rage pulls out coffee. And then she turned into a HYPER Chibi-Duo::
Rage...Duo-chan...Rage: Baby-sit me Jade! Bay-sit me!!!!
Jade: Eh..... ::Backs away::
::Chibi-Duo jumps onto Jade and starts choking her with her hair::
Jade: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Chibi-Duo starts crying::
Chibi-Duo: Don't well!
Jade: Aww.....I'm sorry Duo. Don't cry. Wait you're not Duo.
Chibi-Duo: ::Back to Rage for now:: ::Glare:: You got that right.
Jade: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rage: ::As Chibi-Duo:: ::In baby voice:: Stway tooned to da rext exwiting eboisode of Gunwam Ring!
::AN: Mimi wasn't there since she was very scared of what might happen to her if Rage became hyper again::
By: Rage Barton & Jade Maxwell
Rage: Hey guys! The next chapter is now obliviously up!
Jade: No duh!
Rage: What you say?!?!
Jade: Uh.....nothing?
Rage: Better.
Jade: I like this chapter.
Rage: I'm sad.
Jade: Why?
Rage: I don't think anyone reads our stories.
Jade: Good point. People, please give us comments. I mean, Rage is being depressed and I don't like that. She's no fun. She's nice when she's hyper.
::Mimi pops up::
Jade: You again?
Mimi: What?
Rage: ::Sighs::
Mimi: What's wrong with her?
Jade: She's sad.
Mimi: ::Gasp:: She's not hyper?!?!
Jade: Not now.......
Mimi: Why don't you guys read the story while Jade and I turn Rage hyper again...........
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Jade and Duo ran past Heero and the others and into the house. They shoved through the door and ran straight to the long table full of food. There were nachos, hot dogs, steaks, burgers, soda, champagne, salads, fruit punch, chips, pizzas and others. Duo went straight for the pizzas and Jade for the hot dogs. The two went up and down the table, taking food everywhere.
The others stood in the doorway, disgusted by the two. Duo looked at the others, looked back to the food and grinned. He held up some eaten food and stared innocently at the others.
"Ro ruys ranf fum roof?"
The others looked disgusted as Quatre suppressed his sickening feeling in his stomach and politely said no.
Duo shrugged.
"It's rur rorst."
Duo returned to devouring the food.
"STOP!!!!!!"
Everyone turned to Heero.
"Be polite and respectful. Duo and Jade, STOP! Sit down and act properly!"
Everyone looked at Heero. Duo and Jade looked up. Duo stood up while Jade blushed. She walked to the other side when she tripped on some spilled soda. She fell and tried to brace herself on the table but instead flipped it over. The salsa on the table flew off and the bowl flew in Duo's direction. Duo ducked, but unfortunately, the bowl of salsa missed Duo but landed on Heero's head.
Everyone watched in horror as the red chili salsa slowly dripped off his chocolate brown hair with black highlights. The red sauce then dripped onto his black leather jacket. Everyone watched as Heero went from an expression of shock, to an expression of pure anger.
"AHHHHH!!!!! JADE!!!!!!!"
Heero grabbed the nearest thing, a bowl of vanilla ice cream and threw it at Jade. Jade ducked as the ice cream hit a laughing Duo. Wufei and the others keeled over laughing. Duo grew red and with a smirk grabbed a box of pizza.
"Take this!!!!"
Duo hurled the box of pizza. Wufei looked around and grabbed Noin and used her as a shield. Duo looked in horror as the box of pizza landed on Noin, smearing sauce all over her. Noin grabbed some bacon and threw it at Wufei. Even with all of Noin's military training, she missed and the bacon landed on Zechs. Before you know it, a full size food fight was under way. Bacon hurled across the room, ice cream here and there, pizza all over the floor, soda in everyone's hair, nachos flying, hot dogs used as foot balls and not to mention the chips covering the floor.
"Master Quatre we just came to..."
The Magnanacs stood there in the doorway of the kitchen as the food fight continued.
Rashid cleared his throat. Still the food fight. He cleared his throat louder this time. No result.
"EXCUSE ME!"
Everyone turned and stared at the 10 Magnanacs standing at the doorway. Wufei was standing with a bowl of ice cream over Duo's head; Duo with pizza aimed towards Trowa, Trowa had a bowl of bacon over Catherine's head, Catherine with salsa aimed at Noin. Noin had a tray of eclairs above Zechs, Zechs had three cans of soda over Heero's head, Heero had chocolate pudding in Jade's direction, Jade had yogurt aimed at Dorothy, Dorothy had five mustard and ketchup covered hot dogs over Quatre. Quatre then had nachos towards Relena, Relena had platter of burgers over Sally and finally, Sally had a bowl of pudding and yogurt over Wufei.
Wufei blushed and the bowl of ice cream slipped out of his hand, which then landed on Duo. Unfortunately, this caused a chain reaction.
Rashid looked in shock, as everyone was even messier than before.
"Master Quatre, may I ask what you all are doing?"
"We're.....playing?"
Quatre looked at Heero; Heero just rolled his eyes.
"We're......eating?"
"Right Master Quatre."
"No, see, look."
Quatre put his hand anywhere, grabbed some liquid and ate it.
"Yummy...this is good."
He looked to the source and discovered it was from Dorothy's hair. He paled.
"What is this stuff and I'm gonna be sick."
Dorothy shook her head.
"I think it's so fruit punch, soda, pudding and yogurt."
Quatre looked as if he was going to throw up and the food came flying out of his mouth and landed on Rashid.
"Uh...........sorry...."
Rashid wiped the stuff off his face. Quatre looked at him.
"We'll clean up...."
Rashid shook his head.
"No, there'll be more of a mess then. Go, clean up yourselves."
"MY LEATHER JACKET!!!!"
Everyone turned to a furious Heero. Heero stomped in Jade's direction.
"JADE......my leather jacket......baka.......you......little...........jacket......baka..."
Jade gulped.
"I'll give you mine......it's at home.....I'll give you."
Heero put on the Heero Yuy Death Glare (tm) at full power. Jade cowered.
"Maybe I can clean it????"
"Clean this?????"
Heero held up his black leather jacket, which was no longer black. It was cover under red salsa, chips, melted cheese, soda, fruit punch, ketchup, mustard, and gravy.
Duo walked up to the jacket and swiped his finger across it. He put his finger in his mouth and tasted.
"Yummy!!!!"
Everyone turned green and were disgusted. Everyone heard a barf sound. They turned to see Relena throwing up in the punch bowl.
"Jade, my jacket."
Quatre looked at the shivering Jade and felt pity for the poor girl.
"I'll buy a new one Heero."
Heero turned to see Quatre.
"Fine. But I get shower first."
Heero said that so dangerously, everyone nodded. Heero walked towards the bathroom.
"Me next!"
Everyone looked at Jade. Duo was cradling his hair at the other side of the room. He was sniffing and had teary eyes. They saw why, Duo's hair had became undone and was about in the same situation as Heero's jacket. Duo whimpers.
"My, my beautiful hair."
"That's IT! Everyone OUT!"
Everyone looked at the angry Rashid and slowly backed away. Quatre looked at them.
"I'll give over time and I'll give you all a one month vacation on me."
He walked out. Heero was now done.
"MY TURN!"
Everyone looked at Duo and Jade as they bolted for the bathroom. They get stuck in the doorway as the two fought.
"Oh no you don't."
Noin grabbed the two by their ears and gave them a Heero Yuy Death Glare (tm).
"You two will take forever, so you two are last."
"But...but....my hair...please.....but....." Duo started.
"I mean...my precious hair....... it's so important." Jade finished.
Noin gave them another glare.
"No. Besides, my turn."
Noin ran into the bathroom.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Duo and Jade screamed in unison.
Wufei looked at them and shook his head.
"Quatre, can you get me a bucket of water so I can wash this out? And some soap."
"Yeah, me too." Said Sally.
Quatre nodded and a few minutes later, he re-entered with a few buckets of water.
Noin then marched out of the bathroom.
"That felt good!"
Duo and Jade once again bolted for the door but was late since Catherine went in.
And so went the line until Duo and Jade were left. Once Zechs got out, they stared at each other menus. At the same time, they ran to the bathroom. Duo saw that Jade was beating him, so he spilled some pudding under her foot. Jade slipped on fell on her butt.
"DUO!!! YOU BAKA!!! THAT HURT!!!"
"I made it!"
Jade got up and mumbled.
Two hours later
Duo marched out of the bathroom. He smiled at Jade.
"All yours."
By now, there were dry chocolate in Jade's raven hair, not to mention other stuff, such as ketchup, mustard and hardened cheese.
Jade ran into the bathroom. She turned on the water.
"AHHHHHHHH!!! DUO!!!!!! YOU BAKA USED UP ALL THE FRICKEN HOT WATER!! COLD!! AHHHHHHH!!!! DAMN, IT MAKING MY HAIR WORSE!!!!! SOMEONE TURNED THE HEATER ON!!!!! MAXWELL YOU !@#$%#@!#$#$%$^%$^^%$^%$^^&^&*^&*$@#!@#%^^&%#@%^&*(*^%$##@!@#$%^&*()*&&^%$%^&&^%$%^$#$#$@!##$%^&*(&^%$#@@#$%"
Duo cringed.
"I am in sooooooooooooo much trouble."
"AFTER I GET OUT OF HERE YOU ARE ONE DEAD MONKEY YOU BRAIDED BAKA!!! YOU'LL WISH YOU CUT YOUR OWN HAIR AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
An hour later
Thump! Thump! Thump!
Jade entered with a puddle of water around. In her right hand was a pair of huge scissors.
"DUO......get over here."
"No...."
"Get over here."
"Nope..."
"DUO MAXWELL I'M TRYING TO BE NICE SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE I HAVE TO USED BRUTAL FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Nice, you call that nice."
Heero looked at Jade.
"I wouldn't diss her if I were you Duo."
"You're not me Heero."
"Exactly and that's why I don't have her mad at me and stomping this way."
Duo turned around to see a red faced Jade coming his way.
"Uh-oh..."
Duo ran away, followed close behind by Jade.
"Heero help me!'
"Why should I?"
"Because I'm your best friend!"
"That is debatable."
"Trowa help me."
"No."
"Why not?!?!"
"Cuz I don't feel like it."
"Quatre, help!!!!!!"
"Sorry Duo, I can't."
"WHY NOT?!?!?!"
"Cuz I'm scared of Jade and I'm too young to die."
"WUFEI!!!!"
"Can you wait? I'm tying my hair."
Jade and Duo stopped. Everyone looked at Wufei.
"Huh?"
Duo looked at Wufei.
"But you don't have a ponytail no more."
Wufei smiled.
"My sentiments exactly."
Rashid then came in.
"AHEM!!!"
Everyone stopped.
"Dinner is ready."
Duo and Jade looked at each other and ran for the door. Duo laughed.
"Saved by the food. AHHH!"
Someone pulled hard on Duo's braid and he fell back. He looked at the mischievous face of Jade.
"Wait till you fall asleep."
Duo gulped. Jade let go of his braid and stepped on him to get to the door.
After dinner........
Quatre yawned,
"Why don't you guys stay at my place tonight?"
Duo looked down.
"I can't. I can't leave Hannah at home by herself."
Everyone looked at Duo. They noticed his eyes were slightly misty eyes.
"Why don't you go get her? We haven't seen her in a while now and it'll be fun bud."
Everyone looked at a smiling Heero and they all smiled and nodded.
"But I don't have a car."
"It's okay. Use my car."
Duo smiled at Quatre. Jade stepped forward.
"Duo, can you give me a lift home?"
Everyone looked at Jade. They forgot about her for a while. Quatre smiled.
"You can stay here for the night. It's already 2 in the morning. Why don't you stay and I'll have someone drop you off tomorrow."
Heero smiled.
"Yeah, why don't you stay. With all the people, I'm sure someone will give you a lift. Besides, I need to talk to you."
Jade looked curiously at Heero. Heero's eyes sparkled with something, something dangerous.
"Is it about your leather jacket?"
"If my predication is true, you'll be dealing with more than me, like the Preventers."
Jade gulped. She smiled innocently.
"I didn't do anything. Do I look like I'm a girl that can cause trouble?"
Heero raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, scratched that."
Duo looked at her.
"You can't say that after that huge food fight."
That earned Duo a Death Glare.
"Okay, but I still need to pick up Hannah."
Quatre nodded and threw his keys at Duo.
"Can someone come with me?"
"Why Duo?"
Duo looked at Jade and blushed.
"Cuz I'm scared of the dark."
Everyone sweatdropped and fell to the floor. Heero jumped up
"You're telling me that you piloted one of the most dangerous mobile suits, destroyed thousands of mobile suits, destroyed hundreds of bases, and you let Hilde hold your hand when she was giving birth but you're scared of the dark?!?!"
"Yupyup!"
Everyone falls again.
"Heero, can you come with me?"
"Do you have a death wish?"
"Quatre?"
"Sorry, busy with Dorothy."
"Trowa?"
Trowa raised eyebrow.
"Not likely."
"Wufei?"
"I will not go with a dishonorable MAN like you. You're weaker than an onna."
All the girls death glares at him.
"Anyone??? Someone PLEASE!!!!!!"
Duo looked at the passive Jade standing by the corner. He sneaked over.
"Jade, can you come with me?"
"Nope."
"Please!"
Duo gave Jade an innocent puppy look.
[Jade: Duo....drooooooollll. It's so kawaii.]
Jade looked at him and then at Heero.
"Okay then, but only cuz Heero's lookin' at me that way."
"YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo grabbed Jade ran out of the penthouse. Before he grabbed her, they heard her say,
"Maybe I shoulda choose Heero than him."
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Jade: Hm....what am I going to do with Duo?
Rage: Do what you always do?
Jade: What?
Rage: Kiss him of course.
::Jade pulls Duo out of hammer space and starts kissing him::
Rage: ::Sweatdropping:: I mean in the story!!!
Jade: Oops. ::Puts Duo back in hammerspace::
Wait you're hyper again Rage!
Rage: Oh yeah. Thanx to chocolate cake, chocolate milk, a pack o gum, pot o coffee, some chips, Pixy Stix, and a gallon of soda.
Jade: ::backs away slowly:: Please don't tell me you ate all of it.
Rage: Yeah, and then some.
::Rage pulls out coffee. And then she turned into a HYPER Chibi-Duo::
Rage...Duo-chan...Rage: Baby-sit me Jade! Bay-sit me!!!!
Jade: Eh..... ::Backs away::
::Chibi-Duo jumps onto Jade and starts choking her with her hair::
Jade: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Chibi-Duo starts crying::
Chibi-Duo: Don't well!
Jade: Aww.....I'm sorry Duo. Don't cry. Wait you're not Duo.
Chibi-Duo: ::Back to Rage for now:: ::Glare:: You got that right.
Jade: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rage: ::As Chibi-Duo:: ::In baby voice:: Stway tooned to da rext exwiting eboisode of Gunwam Ring!
::AN: Mimi wasn't there since she was very scared of what might happen to her if Rage became hyper again::
