Kingdom Of Shinsetsu 9
BY: Jade Maxwell
Rage Barton
Mimi Wasaki

Jade: Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rage: What the hell wrong with you?
Jade: I'm writing the chapter!!!!!!!
Rage: Oh no, people get ready for Jade to stick herself all over Duo.
Jade: I won't do that......... :: crossing fingers behind her back:: (
Rage: Sure you won't.
Jade: Anywayz lets get started.
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Jade laid down in to the extremely soft, comfortable bed and sighed. She looked up at the ceiling with a warm smile. Something had captured her. A thing called love.

'I've been running from it all my life and it has finally captured me........But, he's the wrong guy. He's an idiot ... Yet he seems so perfect...people call 911 right now since I think I'm going insane...'

"Go to sleep, go to sleep, la la la." Duo sang. "Come on Hannah please close your pretty eyes..." he begged.

"WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"PLEASE!!!!! Come on Hannah you'll wake everyone.... Shh...."

There was a soft knock on Duo's door.

"Come in."

Jade came in she was wearing a red shirt and a pair of black shorts. (my colors...MWAHAHAHAA!!!)

"Looks like your havin' some trouble there Duo. Need any help?"

"No, I think I can manage."

"WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Sure..... just hand over Hannah to me before you wake the whole house."

Duo walked over to Jade and handed Hannah to her, relieved that someone was willing to help.

"Shh, little Hannah. Let's stop crying now."

"I doubt it that she's going to stop crying. I mean come on you're a complete stranger."

There was complete silence. Duo opened his eyes and couldn't believe at what he was seeing. Hannah was silently looking up at Jade with big violet eyes and smiling warmly at her. Hannah reached up at Jade with her hands. Jade slowly tickled her and Hannah laughed. Duo was dumbstruck.

"There I did it. See Hannah now you don't sound like your dad anymore, good night!"

Jade opened the door and went to the next room leaving an open- mouthed Duo.

' Peace and quiet. Now I just have to wait till Shimigami falls asleep.'
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Duo was so relieved Hannah wasn't crying anymore. He smiled. Even though it hasn't even been a month since Hilde died he couldn't help it. Love is inevitable.

'Even though she threatens to kill me she isn't that bad.'
(To Duo "threatens to kill me" is having his hair cut)

Duo shook his head and looked at the clock. 4:40.

'I better get to sleep.'
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Jade yawned and looked at the clock. 5:00.

'He should be asleep by now.'

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!"

"That's my cue."

She opened the door and walked down to the kitchen. When she got there she saw Rashid there. She didn't think that they made that much of a mess.

"Um..... Rashid? Where do you keep the scissors?"

Rashid frowned and pointed to the top drawer.

"May I ask what are you planning to do with the scissor?"

"I just want to get some revenge, that's all."

When Jade was about to leave he stopped her.

"Whatever you do please don't wake Master Quatre, he's had a tough day."

"Ok, don't worry. But if you hear a bloodcurdling scream it would be Duo."

After Jade left Rashid rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Kids these days..."
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Jade slowly opened the door and peeked inside. She tried not to laugh. Duo looked like a dead frog. He was facing the ceiling with one arm over the side of the bed and the bed cover twisted around his body. She slid into the room and went closer to her victim.

Snip snip.

'Your gonna be so sorry. '

She was standing over him and went to reach for his braid. She pulled but it wouldn't come loose. Jade took both her hands and pulled as hard as she could.........

THUD

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"My butt."

Duo's scream rang through the whole apartment. Everyone rushed to the "scene of the crime".
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"What's going on here?"

"Who died?"

"Was that an onna?"

Heero yawned and stretched his arms.

"I think it was Duo."

Everyone looked at Jade, who was twiddling her thumbs idly, attempting to look innocent.

"What? Why do you think it's me? I only have this pair of scissors and threatened to kill Duo! And he's not dead is he? Come on, I'm totally innocent!"

Heero shook his head.

"Then why are you in his room then, in the middle of the night?"

"Uh...there's a very good explanation with that. Haha, you'll laugh when I, haha..you know, it's so stupid that if I tell I'll be making fun of your intelligence...hehe..."

Heero looked at her and raised an eyebrow.

"Well just slap a dunce hat on me. Tell me this very simple and good excuse."

"You see...haha...this is funny...I was simply..."

Jade looked around the room looking for an excuse. Her eyes laid on Hannah, who was still dangling off of Duo's braid, hanging on. She looked at him and laughed. Duo looked at her.

"What's so funny? What? TELL ME!!!"

The girls all looked at Duo who was confused. He looked around and spinned. Hannah came flying off his braid and into Jade's arms.

"Oh, so that's why my head was so heavy."

Everyone sweatdroped. Jade smiled.

'Commence part two.'

"Duo, you're head is empty so you didn't notice the feeling of your head being heavy? Like that of a person with a brain?"

"I'll have you know I'm the smartest guy in this room. I, Shinimegami..."

Everyone started at him. Everyone then fell to the floor, laughing. Heero was holding his sides. Wufei was leaning on the wall for support. Trowa began to laugh out of control.

"WAHHHHHHHHH!!! DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!!"

Jade went over to Duo and pet him on the head.

"There, there Shinimegami!!! Nice baby, good boy! Or should I say girl?"

Duo sighed.

"I'll be getting this a lot from you right?"

"Oh yeah."

Jade gave Duo back Hannah. Hannah opened her eyes and cried.

"Please Hannah..."

Jade looked up.

'Rage, you're getting to me. Knowing you is rubbing off on me. I'll regret this...'

"Duo, I'll take Hannah for the night. It's already 6:00. I'll take her."

"Jade, I don't wanna trouble you..."

"It's okay. I'll be nice. I'll take her."

Jade took Hannah and took her to her room. Jade smiled at Hannah and Hannah smiled back. Jade slowly laid down on the bed. She smiled again. She looked into Hannah's eyes and Hannah laughed. Jade slowly fell asleep, but not before hearing a lowly whisper,

"Mama."


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Jade: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I'm finished. Actually you finished. But still it's finished.
Rage: ..........
Jade: What????????? Oh yeah Shimigami- male.... Shinimegami- female...... Hehe....
Rage: I'll turn up soon. Be afraid.... Be very afraid.......... MWAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: :: Backs away veeerryyyyyy slowly:: Go poeple! Go while you still have the chance!