Hyrulian
Nights
Scene
14: Ganondorf's Revenge
(Cut to outside where dark clouds circle the
castle. The castle shakes. The roof rips off and the King and Link
duck.)
LINK: Whoa!
KING: Bless my soul. What is this? What is
going on?
(His
crown lifts off his head. When he grabs
it, his whole body flies up, then he is stripped of all his clothing except his
boxer shorts. The clothing reappears on
Ganondorf.)
GANONDORF: Heh, heh, heh!
KING: Ganondorf, you vile betrayer!
KAEPORA: That's King Vile Betrayer to you.
LINK: Oh, yeah? Well, we'll just see about that! (Pulls off his own cap, but finds it empty.) The Triforce!
GANONDORF: Finders keepers, Sarasbahba.
(They
both look up and see a giant Farore, now appearing as Din, lifting the castle
into the clouds. Link whistles and
Carpet flies up to greet her. They fly
up near Din's head.)
LINK: Farore! No!
DIN: Sorry, kid... I'm got a new master now. (She places the palace on top of a mountain.)
KING: Ganondorf, I order you to stop!
GANONDORF: There's a new order now... my order! Finally, you will bow to me!
(The
King bows, but Zelda does not.)
ZELDA: We'll never bow to you!
KAEPORA: Why am I not surprised?
GANONDORF: If you will not bow before a king, then you
will cower before a sorcerer! (To
Din) Din, my second wish... I wish
to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world!
(Din
extends her finger. Link tries to stop
her, but he cannot, and a lightning bolt strikes Ganondorf, returning him to
his normal look.)
KAEPORA: Ladies and gentleman, a warm Hyrule welcome
for Sorcerer Ganondorf!
GANONDORF: Now where were we? Ah, yes... abject humiliation! (He zaps Zelda and the King with his staff, and they both bow to him. Impa comes running at him. He zaps Impa, and the wolfos turns into a
household wolf.) Down, girl! (Lifts Zelda's chin with his staff) Oh princess, there's someone I'm dying to
introduce you to.
LINK: (off-camera) Ganondorf! Get your hands off her!
(Ganondorf
zaps Link. Carpet flies away.)
GANONDORF: (singing)
Prince Linqui, yes, it is he, but not as
you know him.
Read my lips and come to grips
with reality.
(Ganondorf
brings the two of them closer in the air.)
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your precious
Prince Linqui!
(Ganondorf
zaps Linqui back into Link.)
KAEPORA: Or should we say Link?
LINK: Zelda, I tried to tell you.
GANONDORF: So Linqui turns out to be just a faerie boy
Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me.
His personality flaws
Give me adequate cause
To send him packing on a one-way
trip
So his prospects take a terminal
dip
His assets frozen, the venue
chosen
Is the ends of the earth,
whoopee!
So long,
KAEPORA: Good bye, see ya!
GANONDORF: Ex-Prince Linqui!
(Ganondorf
has zapped Navi back to normal. He
sends the two of them into a tall pillar, then launches it like a rocket, but
not before Carpet can get in. Fade to
black. Then cut to Snowhead, where the
pillar crashes and rolls. It finally
comes to a stop. Link emerges,
obviously very cold.)
LINK: Navi? Navi! (He looks back at a
shivering pile of snow.) Oh, this
is all my fault... I should have freed Farore when I had the chance. (He digs out Navi and cradles her inside
his vest.) I'm sorry, Navi... I
made a mess of everything, somehow. I
gotta go back and set things right. (He
starts to walk through the snow and eventually steps on a frozen Carpet.) Carpet! (He looks up and sees Carpet is pinned by the pillar. He tugs to try and free Carpet. He can't do it, so he begins to remove snow
from the base of the pillar.) Navi,
start digging! That's it! (Finally, enough snow has been removed,
and the pillar beings to roll. Link
runs away, looks back, then slides into place. The pillar rolls over him, and when it is gone, Link and Navi are left
sitting in the patch of snow made by the window of the pillar.) Yeah! All right! (Navi clings to
Link's head as Carpet shakes off the snow and rushes over to pick them up.) Now, back to Hyrule! Let's go!
