The Mummy 3
Author: *Gutter~Glitter*
E-mail: GutterGlitter@sluggy.net
Homepage: http://gutterglitterz.homestead.com/Hello.html

Part one
Jonothan is drunk, very drunk. Infact he's so drunk that he doesn't notice he's staggered all the way to Hamunaptra. He does however notice that the book **insert dramatic sound affect/music here** has coveniatly moved itself back to the alter and is open, but, being pissed out of his tiny mind he mistacks it for a newspaper **The Weekly Nile, an is that Anuck-Su-Namun on page 3?** and starts to read the hyrogliphics.

Jonothan: um.....damn egyptian writing.....birdy squiggle, man nealing, foot doggy bird sqiggle.......

Over by the remains of Beni, to mildly evil, extreamly hungry, nice and shiney **oooooh! shiney!** flesh eating scarabs watch with mild amusement.

Scarab 1: Who's e' then?
Scarab 2: Dunno, he's in for a shock though......
Scarab 1: Sure is, your Great Aunty Em's about to run up his trouser leg......
Scarab 2: *Hits scarab 1 with one of his many legs* Not that you idiot, look behind im'
Scarab 1: oooooh look, its da boss! Coooeeeeeeeee! Imhotep! Over heeeeeeerrrrrrrrre!
Scarab 2: Will you stop that? Its embarresing, I don't know why I take you out in public.
Jonothan: Squiggle bug hand man nealing bug..........

Imhotep looks at Jonothan. Jonothan compleatly fails to notice the slightly grumpy dead guy behind him. Imhotep starts yelling in egyptian and dancing around pulling faces

Imhotep: Dag? Verskoon my? Terug uit dood hierheen! Dagggggggg?! *Translation: Hello? Excuse me? Back from dead here? Helloooooo?!*


**Part2 comeing soon**