The Mummy 3
Author: *Gutter~Glitter*
E-mail: GutterGlitter@sluggy.net
Homepage: http://saiyanmb.homestead.com/Home.html
Note from author: hopefully you'll like this one as much as the last.

Part 2.
Jonothan is still extreamly drunk. And Imhotep, on realising he's not getting any attension has slunk out of Hamunaptra in search of a strip club.

Imhotep: Dom seun ya op kameel! *Translation: Stupid son of a camel!*
Jonothan: Stork fish birdy squiggle duck thing....
Scarab 1: hmmm.....don't think the boss'll be goin far.
Scarab 2: **Jumping up and down, waving little buggy hands at Imhotep** DON'T OPEN THE DOOR! HERO WANNABE AT TWELVE 'O' CLOCK!!!
Imhotep: **looks at watch** Egter sy alleen kailie verlede vyf.... *Translation: But its only half past five....*
Scarab's 1 & 2: Oh for the love of Isis
Imhotep: Wat?

Suddenly O' Connell bursts through the door, followed by Evelyn and 10 scarab munchis on legs

O' Connell: No! *Looks at Imhotep* Its you! It can't be!
Imhotep: Agterent kop! *Translation: Butt head!*
O'Connell: Whats that you say? Your going to take over the world?! Dispicable monster! I'll defeat you after rescuing Jonothan, battleing hords of undead yucky things and getting myself slightly maimed by Scarabs!
Scarab 1: Thats our cue!
Scarab 2: Up and at em' lads!
Mildly evil Scarab army: Yay!

Imhotep's mildly evil scarab army race towards O' Connell and his troops. O' Connell (like the brainless moron he is) just stands there shooting scarabs till he runs out of ammo. Evelyn watches in descust as the scarabs start munching on his legs

O' Connell: ARGH! EVELYN! I......HAVE....FAILED.......YOU........PROMISE.....ME YOU'LL.....NEVER.....LOVE.....................ANOTHER MA~*ack shit, am I dead?
Evelyn: EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII!

Alas, poor Evelyn can only flee Humunaptra as she is chased by a drooling, undead guy in a loin-cloth thingie. Will scarab 1 ever get his own fanfic? Will scarab 2 ever get Imhotep's autograph. Will Jonothan ever get to the end of the book? Will Imhotep ever catch Evelyn, get marryed and have little bald baby Imhotep's? Find out in the next exciting instalment of........
Imhotep: Terugkom Ehvaylyn I gaan nee byt!!! *Translation: Come back Evelyn, I won't bite!!!*
Oh yuk.....you sure you wanna read the next chapter?