The Mummy 3: Interlude
Author: *Gutter~Glitter*
E-mail: GutterGlitter@sluggy.net
Homepage: http://saiyanmb.homestead.com/Home.html
Note from author: Fame at last for scarab's 1 and 2

The curtains are pulled for the interlude and the cast all breath a sigh of relief, everyone except for Evelyn. Evelyn's just discovered Imhotep's love for her isn't part of the script.

Evelyn: *can be seen running past in the backround* HELP!
Imhotep: *chaseing Evelyn with a big cheesy grin on his cute lil' mug.* Terugkom Ehvaylyn....... TERUGKOM!!!!!! **Translation: Come back Evelyn.......COME BACK!!!!!!**
Jonothan: Little man squiggle bug.......
Scarab 1: Well, nobodys watching us....Hey! I've got an idea, follow me...

Everybodys so busy trying to rescue Evelyn from the lustfull intentions of Imhotep that they don't notice the mildly evil scarab army (lead by scarabs 1 and 2) scuttle onto the stage, meanwhile, in the audience

Devil Phill: Wasssup Leanne? Film to scary for you?
Leanne (aka the mildly omnipotent authoress of this fic): hum?
Devil Phill: I said....
Wiggy: Shut up Phill, she's writing.
Div: ...........!
Leanne (aka.....aww whatever): Yup, sure am Phill *sniggers*
Devil Phill: Whats that noise......
Div: .......?

The mildly evil scarab army, lead by scarabs 1 and 2, desend from on high, dangling from little parachutes. Devil Phill is devouered in minutes, Div and Wiggy get something to laugh at and the authoress gets to relax and put her feet up for the rest of the fic.

Can't wait for part 3?
Div: