The sky is blacker than it ever was before;
it seemed as if even the moon was afraid to come out now. A solitude bold of
lightning split open the sky and lighted up two warriors. A second bold split
the sky; it was as if nature itself counted down for the fighters to start
they're battle. A third bold shows us a glimpse of one of the warrior's faces;
it was Cloud. He glares at his opponent, ready to strike. All his opponent does
is grin and raises his sword; the blade reflects yet another bold of lightning.
The reflection of light casts deep shadows on Sephiroth's face.
Cloud; Yes well, that's enough.
Sephiroth; Yeah, it's not like you're
risking you're neck down here!
Okay… sorry. Errr… where was I?
Cloud; You where talking about 'if the
planet will survive or not'
Sephiroth; Come on, get with it!
Huh…? O yes… Cloud was getting ready to use
his ultimate limit break; omnislash.
Sephiroth; Raaah, take this spiky. (Slashes
at Cloud)
Cloud; Aaarrg, Hey stay with the script you
jerk!
Sephiroth; Why? I'm the bad guy; I can do
what I want!
Cloud; Take this you bastard. (Storms at
Sephiroth and smacks him in the groin.)
Sephiroth; Hey, watch it you! (Grabs Cloud
by his hair and trusts his face against the ground.)
Hey you guy, wait. It's not supposed to go
this way. Okay let's continue.
Cloud's limit bar has filled completely,
and he unleashes his ultimate limit break on Sephiroth.
Sephiroth; But Sephiroth steps to the side
and pointy misses.
Cloud; Hey, no fair!
Erm… Cloud quickly turns and hits Sephiroth
in his face.
Cloud; Thanks.
Sephiroth; You'll pay for that! (Hacks the
narrator in two.)
Aaaaarg…
Cloud; Erm… Sephy?
Sephiroth; What is it now, punk?
Cloud; You're gonna get in trouble for
that.
Sephiroth; What is he going to do to me
now? Okay, you miserable failure, let's slice and dice!
Cloud; ???
Sephiroth; Time for you to say you're
prayers!
Cloud; Father in heaven, help me to survive
yet one other day.
Sephiroth; ??? O well… (swings his sword at
Cloud.)
NOT SO FAST LITTLE ONE!
Sephiroth; Hey, let go of my sword.
NOW LET"S GET ON WITH THE STORY, OKAY?
ONE MORE TIME FROM THE START: CLOUD AND
SEPHIROTH ARE STANDING FACE TO FACE IN THE NORTHERN CAVE. THEY BOTH KNOW THIS
IS GOING TO BE THEIR LAST BATTLE; THIS WILL SETTLE EVERYTHING.
THEY GLARE AT EACHOTHER WHILST CLOUD'S
LIMIT BREAK CHARCHES UP.
Cloud; zzzz
Sephiroth; zzzz
HEY YOU'RE ON!
Cloud; Huh? What? You're finished already?
Sephiroth; zzzz
Cloud; Payback-time Sephiroth, for Aeris
and the planet!
Sephiroth; Huh… oh ho (jumps in the air)
Cloud; Hey get down. Yo narry!
YOU MEAN ME?
Cloud; Yes you… make him come down!
SEPHIROTH GET DOWN!
Sephiroth; No!
I'M SERIUS, GET DOWN!
Sephiroth; Does it look like I'm joking?
I'm not going down, WHERE'S A STUNTDOUBLE WHEN YOU NEED ONE?
Sephiroth's stunt double; Yeah as if I'm gonna
stand there!
Cloud; Erm… this is getting stupid. (Sits
down.)
Sephiroth; You gotta stand here, that's why you're a STUNTDOUBLE!
Sephiroth's stunt double; Yes well… in that
case, I quit!
Sephiroth; You can't quit!
Sephiroth's stunt double; I just did.
Cloud; Yawn!
SEPHIROTH! GET DOWN, NOW!
Sephiroth; Okay, if you want it so badly…
DIE, erm… does anyone know a good name for him?
Sephiroth stunt double; jackass?
POINTY-HEADED MAILFUNCTION?
Sephiroth; That's a mouth full.
SORRY
Cloud; How does stupid Sephiroth wannabe
sound?
Sephiroth; Never mind, Die erm… spiky.
(Sizzles down and trusts his sword in Cloud's chest.)
Cloud; AAARG, hey cut it out, this ain't
funny.
Sephiroth; I win, I win! (Starts dancing
over Cloud's body.)
FOR THE LAST TIME… O NEVER MIND, DO AS YOU
LIKE I'M OUTTA HERE! (Kicks Sephiroth's ass himself and leaves.)
Cloud; So… I guess nobody will finish the
game now.
Sephiroth; Ah SHUT UP! (Chops off cloud's
head.)