Cloud was standing in front of Sephiroth; they were ready to fight they're last battle

The sky is blacker than it ever was before; it seemed as if even the moon was afraid to come out now. A solitude bold of lightning split open the sky and lighted up two warriors. A second bold split the sky; it was as if nature itself counted down for the fighters to start they're battle. A third bold shows us a glimpse of one of the warrior's faces; it was Cloud. He glares at his opponent, ready to strike. All his opponent does is grin and raises his sword; the blade reflects yet another bold of lightning. The reflection of light casts deep shadows on Sephiroth's face.

Cloud; Yes well, that's enough.

Sephiroth; Yeah, it's not like you're risking you're neck down here!

Okay… sorry. Errr… where was I?

Cloud; You where talking about 'if the planet will survive or not'

Sephiroth; Come on, get with it!

Huh…? O yes… Cloud was getting ready to use his ultimate limit break; omnislash.

Sephiroth; Raaah, take this spiky. (Slashes at Cloud)

Cloud; Aaarrg, Hey stay with the script you jerk!

Sephiroth; Why? I'm the bad guy; I can do what I want!

Cloud; Take this you bastard. (Storms at Sephiroth and smacks him in the groin.)

Sephiroth; Hey, watch it you! (Grabs Cloud by his hair and trusts his face against the ground.)

Hey you guy, wait. It's not supposed to go this way. Okay let's continue.

Cloud's limit bar has filled completely, and he unleashes his ultimate limit break on Sephiroth.

Sephiroth; But Sephiroth steps to the side and pointy misses.

Cloud; Hey, no fair!

Erm… Cloud quickly turns and hits Sephiroth in his face.

Cloud; Thanks.

Sephiroth; You'll pay for that! (Hacks the narrator in two.)

Aaaaarg…

Cloud; Erm… Sephy?

Sephiroth; What is it now, punk?

Cloud; You're gonna get in trouble for that.

Sephiroth; What is he going to do to me now? Okay, you miserable failure, let's slice and dice!

Cloud; ???

Sephiroth; Time for you to say you're prayers!

Cloud; Father in heaven, help me to survive yet one other day.

Sephiroth; ??? O well… (swings his sword at Cloud.)

NOT SO FAST LITTLE ONE!

Sephiroth; Hey, let go of my sword.

NOW LET"S GET ON WITH THE STORY, OKAY?

ONE MORE TIME FROM THE START: CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH ARE STANDING FACE TO FACE IN THE NORTHERN CAVE. THEY BOTH KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE THEIR LAST BATTLE; THIS WILL SETTLE EVERYTHING.

THEY GLARE AT EACHOTHER WHILST CLOUD'S LIMIT BREAK CHARCHES UP.

Cloud; zzzz

Sephiroth; zzzz

HEY YOU'RE ON!

Cloud; Huh? What? You're finished already?

Sephiroth; zzzz

Cloud; Payback-time Sephiroth, for Aeris and the planet!

Sephiroth; Huh… oh ho (jumps in the air)

Cloud; Hey get down. Yo narry!

YOU MEAN ME?

Cloud; Yes you… make him come down!

SEPHIROTH GET DOWN!

Sephiroth; No!

I'M SERIUS, GET DOWN!

Sephiroth; Does it look like I'm joking? I'm not going down, WHERE'S A STUNTDOUBLE WHEN YOU NEED ONE?

Sephiroth's stunt double; Yeah as if I'm gonna stand there!

Cloud; Erm… this is getting stupid. (Sits down.)

Sephiroth; You  gotta stand here, that's why you're a STUNTDOUBLE!

Sephiroth's stunt double; Yes well… in that case, I quit!

Sephiroth; You can't quit!

Sephiroth's stunt double; I just did.

Cloud; Yawn!

SEPHIROTH! GET DOWN, NOW!

Sephiroth; Okay, if you want it so badly… DIE, erm… does anyone know a good name for him?

Sephiroth stunt double; jackass?

POINTY-HEADED MAILFUNCTION?

Sephiroth; That's a mouth full.

SORRY

Cloud; How does stupid Sephiroth wannabe sound?

Sephiroth; Never mind, Die erm… spiky. (Sizzles down and trusts his sword in Cloud's chest.)

Cloud; AAARG, hey cut it out, this ain't funny.

Sephiroth; I win, I win! (Starts dancing over Cloud's body.)

FOR THE LAST TIME… O NEVER MIND, DO AS YOU LIKE I'M OUTTA HERE! (Kicks Sephiroth's ass himself and leaves.)

Cloud; So… I guess nobody will finish the game now.

Sephiroth; Ah SHUT UP! (Chops off cloud's head.)