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[ Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing.. I do not own the song "Material Girl" by Madonna. I do not even own the computer I type this from. Are you happy now? Are you? ]

Warnings: Spoof, nonsense, no point, Relena-bashing, shounen-ai implied (1+2+1). This was wirrten during the Mathematics portion of the MCAS (Massachusetts familiars will know what it is, but if you're unfamiliar with it, it's a big, nasty standardized test..), so the quality is poor, but it was fun to write. Dedicated to Danika and Kim. ^^

Summary: A spoof of Madonna's "Material Girl", as sung by Heero...

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'Pacifist Girl'

By Hiashi

To the tune of 'Material Girl' by Madonna; sung by Heero

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Some girls drool, and others glomp me,
and I guess that's OK.
But one girl trails, dare I say, stalks, me,
Now tell me, is that sane?

Her friends they bug me to no end,
Relena-sama'ing fiends.
And if that pink limo shows up,
I'll self-destruct the scene.

'Cause we are...


Living in a war-ridden world
And I don't need no pacifist girl.
You know, that we are living in a war-ridden world
And I don't need no pacifist girl.


"Mission Complete", I type with glee,
'Cause Duo must be free too.
But before I even find my koi
along comes You-Know-Who.

"Omae of korosu," I tell her,
I mean, it's worth a try.
"Come and kill me," she retorts,
I wish I could comply...

But we are...


Living in a war-ridden world
And I don't need no pacifist girl.
You know, that we are living in a war-ridden world
And I don't need no pacifist girl.


She reads my mail, she's on my tail,
She's always in pursuit.
Plays it sweet, decked out in pink,
But she'll smile and then she'll shoot.

No violet eyes, no 3' braid,
two faults that I can see,
Duo, come, and bring your gun,
or this girl will be the death of me..

'Cause we are..


Living in a war-ridden world
And I don't need no pacifist girl.
You know, that we are living in a war-ridden world
And I don't need no pacifist girl.



Duo: Aww, Heero.. I didn't know you cared!

Relena: *fumes* ....Heeeero...

Heero: z_z...

Duo: *hugs -his- Heero fiercely* Miiiine! My Hee-chan. ^^

Heero: ... ^^ Duo.

Relena: You haven't seen the last of me, Maxwell...!

[ Well, that was odd... Hopefully now I'll go write something *constructive* .... ]