Honey its *our* Honeymoon Chapter 2 The Nightmare's Just Beginning Day 2 and 3 By Katie

Hay everyone! Katie here with my next chapter of Honey it *our* Honeymoon. I wasn't quite sure whether or not to put this in the romance section, or the humor section. What do you guys think? Its not hilarious but my friend says its funny.

Well anyways the disclaimer is I don't own Dragonball so don't sue. I also don't own the song Vacation by Vitamin C.

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Honey its *our* Honeymoon

Chapter 2 It's Only day 2

By Katie

10:00 am at the beach

Trunks lay sprawled out on the hot sun-warmed beach of the Hawaiian Islands.

"Hay Pan what are you doing?" Trunks asked after a few minutes of listening to his wife doing something.

"Putting on some sun tan lotion." She answered looking at her husband. "Do you have any one?"

"Saiyjins don't get burned Pan." Trunks answered relaxing.

"Of don't be silly." She said turning her husband over onto his back.

"Pan leave me be! I'm relaxing!" he cried out loudly. Pan just giggled as she poured the greasy, cold, sun tan lotion all over his back. Pan rubbed Trunks' back furiously, giggling all the while. Trunks was by now protesting wildly.

"Pan I'm a saiyjin! We don't get burns!" he cried out desperately, trying o grab at his wife. She just laughed and rubbed harder. "I SAID SAIYJIN NOT DOOR MAT!"

Vacation; need a little sun

To break up all the frustration

And turn it into love

Ain't no body gonna tell what to do

Because today it's up to me and you

Temptation coming up to me

A little bit of relaxing and I'll be free to be me

Come on I believe its gonna start now

10:30 am still at the beach

Trunks by now was finally relaxing. It had been a while since Pan had poured on that stupid sun tan lotion, and Trunks had finally forgiven her for rubbing his back numb. He once again lay sprawled out on his back on the perfect sunny beach.

"Baby this was a good idea of yours." He said smiling at his wife.

"I know, aren't I brilliant?" she asked smiling laying a kiss on her husband. Trunks smiled slyly and put his arms around her, holding her close. She giggled with surprise as he pulled her onto his lap.

Pan smiled and brought her lips up to meet her husband's once more. Putting her arms around his neck she knelt with her legs on wither side of Trunks and sitting in his lap. She faced him holding him upright with her arms around his neck. His arms were backwards on the sand keeping himself up.

Pan started to slowly lay little butterfly kisses onto his face and finally ending on his mouth.

"Baby," Trunks said with a smile. "We should do this more often."

Pan smiled and turned over and sat beside him.

"I agree." She said bringing her lips to his once more.

Vacation's where I want to be

Party on the beach where the fun is free

We don't need a holiday

It's not time to celebrate

Because I need a break

I need a vacation

BOP!

A volleyball hit Pan smack in the middle of the top of her head.

Pan put a hand to the top of her head and turned angrily to see who had hit it. She glared angrily at every little inch of the beach ahead of her until she laid eyes on the volleyball court. There Bra, Goten, Uub, and Marron were playing Vegeta, Bulma, Gohan, and Videl. The play was stopped as Bra ran towards them in search of the ball.

"You okay Pan-chan?" Bra asked a little embraced.

"Besides the fact that I have a dent in my head the size of Massachusetts, I'm fine." Pan shot an angry glare at everyone on the court and layback down. "The next time I get hit in the head with a volleyball, I'll be really mad, and when I get mad, I get even." She said warningly. Bra just shrugged and ran off to continue playing, the ball under her arm.

Vibrations need to get the sun

To turn all my frustrations into love

Ain't no body gonna tell us

Where we're gonna be

Because today it's just me and you

12:30 pm lunch time at the beach

Pan slowly began to unpack the picnic basket. It was filled to the rim with chicken, salad, chocolate cake, rice and a few other things.

"Mm…looks good Pan-chan!" Trunks complimented her as he slowly dived for the food.

SMACK!

Pan brought her hand down onto his and glared angrily at him.

"Ow Pan-chan! That hurt!" Trunks cried out as he rubbed his hand.

"Be patient Trunks! Wait until I get it all out!" Pan glared over at her husband whom was once again moving in to get the cake.

SMACK!!!!!!!!

"TRUNKS I SAID BE PATIENT!" she cried out. "And besides, the cake is for desert. You know desert, the treat you get after you have your meal, not before." She said her tone warming up slowly.

"I know but I'm soooooo hungry!" he cried out.

Pan sighed as she took out the last item, a salad. Trunks looked eagerly at his wife whom nodded. Trunks began to move in for the attack when Bra interrupted the couple.

Vacation's what I want to do

Party on the beach is for me and you

We don't need a holiday

It's not time to celebrate

Because I need a break

Repeat after me I need a vacation

"Hay you guys! What cha doing?" she asked smiling.

Pan and Trunks glared up at her. She stood hand in hand with Uub, while Marron and Goten stood beside them. Uub and Goten stared hungrily at the food; drool starting at the corners of their mouths.

"Just about to have lunch Bra-chan." Pan answered.

"Looks good Pan-chan. You must have cooked for a while to make all that stuff."

Goten and Uub nodded eagerly at the food.

"Ya I did, I used Grandma's recipes. Now if you will excuse us we would like to east our lunch…"

Too late, Goten and Uub had jumped in, eating everything in site. Trunks tried his hardest to get at some of the food losing miserably.

"UNCLE GOTEN! UUB! GET LOST!" Pan cried hitting at them. Quickly the two men ran off, a satisfied look on their faces. Bra and Marron just sighed, waved good-bye, and chased after their boyfriends.

Trunks stared, teary eyed with hunger, at the empty Tupperware containers. He looked up at Pan upset.

"Sniff…the food is all gone…sniff…"

Pan just groaned and lay back on the sand.

I wanna be

Where the fun is free

So come with me

5:30 am at the bar in the hotel

Trunks sipped his pinacolata solemnly waiting for Pan.

"God what's taking her so long? She just said she had to go up and change, I guess I'm wrong, again." He sighed as he emptied the glass, ordering another one.

"Hay buddy!" Trunks looked up to meet the gaze of his friends, Goten and Uub. He nodded towards them and turned back to his drink.

"Beer please." Goten ordered.

"Me too." Uub added to the bar tender. The bar tender just nodded and handed them to beers.

Trunks stared down at his drink, trying to ignore the two men sitting with him.

Goten, and Uub cracked open they're beer bottles. Goten too a sip and turned to face Trunks.

"What cha doin' down here on your honeymoon without your wife?" Goten asked after a moment.

"Get in a fight or something?" Uub added in before Trunks could answer Goten's question.

"No. I'm waiting for Pan to get changed. She said she'd be down in a minute."

"Ya? You actually believed her?" Goten asked raising one eyebrow.

Trunks eyed Goten for a moment and turned back to his drink.

"Ya."

"Boy are you really in the early stages of marriage." Goten laughed.

"What do you know about wives?" Trunks asked raising one of his eyebrows as he looked at his friend.

"I know that when they say they'll just get changed and they'll be down in a minute they don't mean in. It usually takes a few hours." He said turning back to his beer. Uub just nodded to that and took another swing of his beer.

"Whatever." Trunks answered.

Trunks turned after a moment to try to talk or at least pretend to be talking to someone else so Goten and Uub would leave him alone.

Beside hi Trunks saw two women, probably in their early at mid 30s, siliconed to perfection, and bleached so much that they were almost white in the hair region. They wore too much makeup and way to much perfume.

Vacation's where I want to be

Party on the beach where the fun is free

We don't need a holiday

It's not time to celebrate

Because I need a break

I need a vacation

'What are they wearing, reack #5?' Trunks thought to himself as they women's radar like gaze swooped down on him, capturing him in their gaze.

"So what's your name?" one of them asked furiously batting her eyelids.

"Briefs Trunks." He answered sounding board with the woman already.

"*The* Briefs Trunks?" asked one of them.

"*The* Briefs Trunks that is the president of Capsule Corp. and one of the richest men in the world?" the other one asked in equal shock.

Trunks just nodded to them and turned his head back to his drink taking a sip.

"Wow! My name's Bernice, and this here is my friend Betty." Betty waved to Trunks giggling.

"Hello Bernice. Hello Betty. It's nice to meet you."

'Trunks what are you doing? Engaging in a conversation? Ignore them! Ignore them! Come on Trunks ignore them!' he cried in his mind not really interested in listening to squealing 30-year-olds that look like fake 17-year-olds.

"So what brings you to Hawaii?" Bernice asked batting her eyelids as furiously as Betty trying to get my attention.

"You here looking for a new girlfriend or something?" Betty asked a shrewd smile pasted on her face.

"No. I'm here on my honeymoon." He said slowly.

'NO TRUNKS! DON'T ENGAGE IN A CONVERSATION! NO! NO NO NO NO NO! COME ONE! BRAIN TO TRUNKS! BRAIN TO TRUNKS! Connection terminated.'

"Oh wow you have a wife? What's her name?"

"Pan."

"How old is she?"

"Umm…so where are you from?" Trunks asked trying to avoid answering the question of his wife's age. Just what he needed, everyone knowing he went for a woman whom is 13 years younger than him.

"Oh were from New York, New York." Betty answered.

"Oh that's good." He said slowly.

"Ya isn't it?" Bernice and Betty giggled wildly and Trunks just eyed them as if they were women in a mental hospital. He smiled a fake smile and ordered another drink.

"So how long have you and your wife been married?" Betty asked smiling.

"3 days." He concluded.

"Oh that's soooooo sweet! Young lovers!" Bernice and Betty squealed again.

If the intelligence of a person was measured from 1-10 Betty and Bernice would both measure at –62. Trunks laughed lightly at that thought.

"Oh my god!" Betty spat out, her mood changing automatically as she stared towards the door. Trunks' gaze followed hers. He was quickly taken aback as he gazed upon Goten dancing on the top of one of the tabletops, without a shirt. He was doing the Macarena. Uub was laughing his head off as Goten began to sway his hips to the beat of the Macarena. Most of the women were goking at Goten, cheering him on as he danced.

'They can't be that desperate yet.' Trunks just sighed and continued following her gaze to look at the doorway.

"Who is that girl?" Bernice cried out.

Trunks' eyes almost fell out of their sockets. He sprawled forwards towards the doorway to see his smiling wife. Her hair was held up with a red clasp, her dress was short and red, with gold designs of flowers, petals and stems all the way up it. It had no sleeves and was quite tight along the top. It had a small slit along the right side that ran a few inches. The dress ended a little bit above her knees. She had a light red coat, very short, hung over her arm. Gold eye shadow graced her eyes, as the red lipstick did her lips. She had no blush on, for her cheeks had grown to have a slight tint of red in them already. A small red purse was held in her right hand. A smile finished off her outfit.

'No matter Bernice and Betty were angry.' Trunks thought to himself as he kneeled on one knee and took her hand in his. He lay a soft kiss to her hand and stood, linking arms with her on the way. She smiled and leaned her head against his arm.

Trunks turned back smiling at that shocked Betty and Bernice and mouthed, "this is my wife." He laughed lightly at the looks on their faces as he exited the bar.

Vacation's where I want to be

Party on the beach where the fun is free

We don't need a holiday

It's not to celebrate

Repeat after me I need a vacation

6:00 pm the Moonlight Restaurant

Pan smiled as Trunks looked over the menu again. She had laid hers down long ago, making her decision while Trunks still went over it. She reached over slowly and pulled it down a bit so he was looking into her eyes.

"Make up your mind." She said her smile still pasted on her face. He nodded and went through it again, finally deciding.

"May I take your order sir and madam?" the waiter asked.

"Yes." Pan said slowly. "I'll have the..."

Trunks never really listened to Pan's words. He just listened to the beautiful sound coming from her beautiful mouth. She looked gorgeous. She pushed her hair back away from her face as she finished saying what she wanted. He slowly mumbled out what he wanted and let his eyes wonder back to his beautiful wife. She had her elbows on the table, her hands holding her face up. She was just smiling at Trunks.

"Trunks, your offal quiet? Is there something on your mind?" Pan asked concerned, staring into his eyes.

"Nothing's wrong Pan-chan, its just…"

"What?"

"You look so beautiful."

Pan smiled and leaned close to Trunks. They're lips touched for only a moment when a very cold liquid began to drip down Trunks' head. Pan broke apart and looked up at Trunks' head. Trunks furiously whipped at it turning sharply around to see Bra, Uub, Goten, and Marron eating dinner. It turned out Uub really hadn't liked the wine and had spit it out, right at Trunks' head.

"Umm…sorry 'bout that Trunks old pal!" Uub began.

Trunks glared back at him then at his sister, whom was trying very hard to stifle her laughter. Pan stood and whipped the wine from Trunks' head, glaring viciously at the four behind them.

"This is going to be a long night." Pan said sighing as she sat back down on her chair.

"I agree, a very long night!"

Vacation's where I want to be

Party on the beach where the fun is free

We don't need a holiday

It's not time to celebrate

Because I need a break

I need a vacation

11:00 pm walking the beach

Pan snuggled in closer to Trunks' arm as she hung tightly to it. The walked slowly along the shores of the Hawaiian Islands, finally at peace. No one was around but them, no body.

Trunks stopped after a while and put his arms around her waste.

"Pan you are my partner, my friend, my love, my life. I will always love you." He said softly into her ear as they leaned their faces closer together.

"Shh Trunks. Don't talk. I want to enjoy this moment…" Pan said bringing her lips up to meet his. Their lips tingled as they opened their mouths, letting their tongs explore each other's mouths. It felt good in each others loving embrace that it took everything they had within themselves to break it after minutes of passion. Pan smiled and turned back to the way they were walking and held tight to his arm as they pulled each other forwards.

But their heavenly moments didn't last long. For four very drunk individuals came up to them.

"Hay guys! Wha up?" Goten came out, flinging one arm around each of their shoulders. Bra, Marron, and Uub just laughed.

"You wo don wook whik wou havin any fun!" Goten exclaimer into Pan's face. She turned her head sharply away, the scent of beer running through his breath.

"Haha wha wong Wan-chan?" Bra spit out flinging an arm around her friend's shoulder.

"Ya wha wong?" Uub cried out flinging an arm around Trunks' shoulders.

Trunks and Pan exchanged worried glances.

"Nothing at all you guys. Nothing at all." Pan said trying to be kind to the drunk individuals.

"Whatewer." Marron spit out as he dragged along, limping is more like it.

The six of them very slowly entered the hotel, dragging each other along to the rooms.

"Hey Goten, Uub, this is your guys' room." Pan said opening the door for them. She slowly helped the two of them onto their beds where they paced out with drunkness. Pan just glared at them worriedly and helped the other two to their room.

"Okay here you go Marron and Bra. Your room. No just relax and lye down on your bed and you'll be just fine." Pan helped Bra into her bed while Trunks helped Marron. They both exchanged worried glances as they headed off to their room.

"You know that seemed pretty weird." Pan added in slowly.

"Ya, Bra never gets drunk."

"I know. We've been out a few times with Marron to the bar, but they never got drunk."

"Oh well." Trunks said sighing lying down on their bed, tapping the spot beside him lightly.

Pan grinned and climbed into bed with him. She lay a soft kiss to his lips.

"You know what Trunks. This is the only place we are going to find any peace away from them."

"Trust me baby, I know."

Just a few moments later a slight rapping of knuckles on the door ws heard as drunk cries were heard in the hallway. They both looked at each other in shock.

"Or maybe not." Pan added in a few moments later.

It wasn't an easy task getting the four drunks to stay in their rooms. They neither wanted to stay in their beds, or their rooms for that matter. Finally Pan and Trunks gave up and locked them in their rooms, and blocking their door so no one could get into their room. Finally they could relax and do the things that couples want to do.

Vacation's where I want to be

Party on the beach where the fun is free

We don't need a holiday

It's not time to celebrate

3:30 am in bed

Pan lay snuggled in Trunks' strong, but loving embrace.

"Trunks," she said slowly.

"Ya." He replied softly kissing down her neck.

"You know how you said this was a great idea I had to come here?" she asked with a little moan.

"Ya."

"I think you were wrong."

End of Chapter 2

How was that? I know, I know, not funny. Sorry I'll try to make it better next time.

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Thanks for reading everyone! I'M SOOOOOO TIRED………I think I'll just go to sleep…yawn…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ……..

Katie