" Crazy Days"
By: Angel
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Ronin Warriors or the Warlords. They belong to their respective owners, but any other new characters are mine!
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Ryo: Hey, Sage.
Sage: What is it Ryo?
Ryo: Get your little fuckin' ass out of freakin' bathroom.
Sage: No.
Ryo: You're asking for it!
Ryo brings in a nice, sharp metallic object.
Sage: No, anything but that! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Sage runs out of the bathroom screaming.
Ryo: *sweatdrop* That was easy.
Ryo enters the bathroom.
* * * * * *
Winter: Rowen watch out for the ball!
Rowen: *Ball hits Rowen* Kento you baka!
Rowen falls unconscious. Winter runs to Rowen and checks his pulse.
Kento: What happen to Rowen?
Winter: He's unconscious because you were stupid enough to throw a handball at him!
Kento: What's unconscious?
Winter: *sweatdrop* You don't know what unconscious means. Do you want me to show you
what it means?
Kento: Okay!
Winter grabs a nearby metal plate and whacks Kento with it. KLONK!!!
Kento: Oh, now I know what it means. It means to get whack on the head with a metal plate.
Uhhuhhhhhh!!! *THUD*
Winter: Guess I should've given him the dictionary. *Still holding the metal plate*
Anna: What just happened Winter?
Winter: Beats me.
* * * * * *
Cye: What happen to my pet goldfish?!
Kento: *BUUURRRPPPP*
Cye: Kento tell me you didn't eat MY pet goldfish.
Kento: Sorry, Cye I was just too hungry. There's nothing in the fridge.
Cye: You could've gotten off your lazy butt and buy something.
Kento: You said it Cye. I'm just too lazy.
Kimberly: Kento there was edible food in the food cabinet.
Kento: Oops!
Cye: NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! *Sniffing*
Anna: Great it's my turn to wake Rowen up.
Rowen: *Snore*
Anna: Ryo come up here.
Ryo: What is it, Anna?
Anna: Get me a piece of paper. I need to write my will.
Ryo: *cocks an eyebrow* Okay.
Anna: *Scribbles down something* Here. KENTO!!!
Kento: What is it?
Anna: Can you jump on Rowen's bed?
Kento: *jumps on Rowen's bed*
Rowen: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *Flies out the roof*
Ryo: That's gotta hurt.
Anna: Oops!
* * * * * *
Carmen: Dais. Have you ever heard shaving?
Amy: Dais, your face looks like a porcupine.
Dais: Fine then I'll shave.
Dais emerges from the bathroom thirty minutes later with a lot of Band-Aids on his face.
Amy & Carmen: *sweatdrop* What in the name of the world happened to you?!
Dais: Shaving.
Winter: You should've asked Sage. He might know more about shaving than we do.
Dais: *sniff, sniff* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER!!!
Kimberly: You should've asked sooner.
Dais: WAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *Cries like a baby*
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Author's Notes: Please don't kill me! This was suppose to be a comedy remember! ^_^;;
E-mail me at WingKitty2000@yahoo.com.
By: Angel
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Ronin Warriors or the Warlords. They belong to their respective owners, but any other new characters are mine!
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Ryo: Hey, Sage.
Sage: What is it Ryo?
Ryo: Get your little fuckin' ass out of freakin' bathroom.
Sage: No.
Ryo: You're asking for it!
Ryo brings in a nice, sharp metallic object.
Sage: No, anything but that! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Sage runs out of the bathroom screaming.
Ryo: *sweatdrop* That was easy.
Ryo enters the bathroom.
* * * * * *
Winter: Rowen watch out for the ball!
Rowen: *Ball hits Rowen* Kento you baka!
Rowen falls unconscious. Winter runs to Rowen and checks his pulse.
Kento: What happen to Rowen?
Winter: He's unconscious because you were stupid enough to throw a handball at him!
Kento: What's unconscious?
Winter: *sweatdrop* You don't know what unconscious means. Do you want me to show you
what it means?
Kento: Okay!
Winter grabs a nearby metal plate and whacks Kento with it. KLONK!!!
Kento: Oh, now I know what it means. It means to get whack on the head with a metal plate.
Uhhuhhhhhh!!! *THUD*
Winter: Guess I should've given him the dictionary. *Still holding the metal plate*
Anna: What just happened Winter?
Winter: Beats me.
* * * * * *
Cye: What happen to my pet goldfish?!
Kento: *BUUURRRPPPP*
Cye: Kento tell me you didn't eat MY pet goldfish.
Kento: Sorry, Cye I was just too hungry. There's nothing in the fridge.
Cye: You could've gotten off your lazy butt and buy something.
Kento: You said it Cye. I'm just too lazy.
Kimberly: Kento there was edible food in the food cabinet.
Kento: Oops!
Cye: NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! *Sniffing*
Anna: Great it's my turn to wake Rowen up.
Rowen: *Snore*
Anna: Ryo come up here.
Ryo: What is it, Anna?
Anna: Get me a piece of paper. I need to write my will.
Ryo: *cocks an eyebrow* Okay.
Anna: *Scribbles down something* Here. KENTO!!!
Kento: What is it?
Anna: Can you jump on Rowen's bed?
Kento: *jumps on Rowen's bed*
Rowen: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *Flies out the roof*
Ryo: That's gotta hurt.
Anna: Oops!
* * * * * *
Carmen: Dais. Have you ever heard shaving?
Amy: Dais, your face looks like a porcupine.
Dais: Fine then I'll shave.
Dais emerges from the bathroom thirty minutes later with a lot of Band-Aids on his face.
Amy & Carmen: *sweatdrop* What in the name of the world happened to you?!
Dais: Shaving.
Winter: You should've asked Sage. He might know more about shaving than we do.
Dais: *sniff, sniff* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER!!!
Kimberly: You should've asked sooner.
Dais: WAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *Cries like a baby*
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Author's Notes: Please don't kill me! This was suppose to be a comedy remember! ^_^;;
E-mail me at WingKitty2000@yahoo.com.
