CHAPTER 2: CHAPTER 2

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Wo…when soul cries it's rather impressive…"

"Pika! [Ya!]"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"Hehe…what a wuss…"

"Pika chu chu pika chuuuuuuuu…[I wouldn't say that if I were you Mewtwo, he would kill you…]"

"Naw…the other authors love me, there would be a riot if he hurt me."

"Pika pi. [Didn't he brutally slaughter your servants and cut your head off in another fic?"]"

"Shuddup. Anyhow, lets see why he's crying… Soul, why are you crying?"

"Because not enough people wanna join the crew! WAAAAAAAAAH! Ok I'm done crying now, lets start thinking of ways to get more people to join."

"OOH I know! I know!"

"Go ahead Mewtwo…"

"You could stop writing pointlessly gory fics and try to write stuff that other people will like!"

"Up yours faggot. Now lessee…we have…1…2…3…4…5 people that joined the cast. 6 if we include mini hunter."

"Who's mini hunter?"

"Ma cat"

"Oh."

"Anyhow…how did you get 6?"

"1=me. 2=The rat. 3=You. 4= Orca blue. 5=Evil Cassidy."

"Evil Cassidy didn't join?"

"Evil Cassidy is faithful to me…she reviewed more or less all my fics and I mailed her earlier, she joined."

"She's faithful to you? What do you think she is, your girlfriend…?"

"Sorry. That was my "evil overlord" period of the fic."

"Uh…huh…"

Everyone slowly walks away from Soul. Soul raises his arms and starts using a demonic voice.

"Come back to me mortals…and worship me! Treat me as your god! FOR I AM THE ALL MIGHTY SATAN! BWAHAHA! HA! Ha? Hey!? Where'd everybody go? L"

HIIIII! I NEED PEOPLE! LESSEE…I NEED ANOTHER…8 PEOPLE ROUND ABOUT. ((IN SOFT, HYPNOTIC VOICE)) YOU WILL JOIN THE CAST…WORK WITH ME…WORK WITH ME…WORK WITH………