DEDICATIONS: This story is dedicated to Pebblin. Because without her, this story would never have been possible. (Grin)
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Wolverine was sitting in the dark, in the mansion, drinking a Bud and watching a game. Any game you would like, for it did not matter to the Wolverine. The only problem was, that he was bored. A bored Wolverine and is a dangerous Wolverine. Even if he is drinking a Bud.
The 'Wolverine' decided to have some fun with the phone.
(RING RING)
"Fury!"
"Hey Fury!" Wolverine growled into the phone.
"Hey! What are you doing?"
"Just sitting here drinking a Bud, so whazzup Fury?" Wolverine asked.
"Whazzzzzup! Hang, got a call on the other line. " Fury replied as he clicked the button that would take him to the other line.
"Fury! This is Bridge. Whazzzzzzzup?"
"Nothing much, just sitting here drinking a Bud. What about you?"
"Same, drinking a Bud, watching the game."
(Long pause)
"Yeah, well (pause) call you later!"
"Later F!"
(CLICK)
"Whazzzzzzzzzzzzzz…" Wolverine answered.
"Whazzzzzzz…" Fury replied.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…" Wolverine kept saying.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Fury said again.
That went on for a few more minutes when Fury asked, "So what cha' up to?"
"Nothing much, just sitting here, drinking a Bud." Wolverine replied with a smirk.
A MONTH LATER
"Logan! Why is this phone bill so huge?" Jean asked shoving the bill in his face.
"I haven't a clue Red. I was just sitting here drinking a Bud."
