Allergies? What Allergies?
Allergies? What Allergies?

AUTHOR'S NOTES: I had such a huge response to the 'Whazzup!' story with Wolverine. I've decided to do a series on commercials featuring the X-Men! So the next one is Gambit. Prepared to be allergic free!

Remy Le Beau, charmer, occasional thief, and current X-Man, was happy, and content. He didn't have to deal with his allergies.

It had come as a huge shock to him when he went for that nature hike with Storm. He came back to the mansion sneezing and a runny nose.

Jean gave him some stuff that always helped her.

/And it worked! T'anks Jean!/ Remy thought to himself.

It was then, Remy decided to go for a walk. Not just any walk. A nature walk. The very walk that had been denied to him when he went with Storm the other day.

Remy started to walk around the forest. The birds were chirping, the bees were buzzing, it was the whole forest was happy rift. Remy liked it. It made him feel great.

He started walking around, ignoring the bugs, when he started to get hot. So he took off his shirt and left it on a rock. He could always pick it up later. It was then he started to run.

A FEW MINUTES LATER

Remy was down to his boxers and was running free throught the forest. It felt great!

He then slowly stopped. He was still hot. He quickly looked around to see if there was anybody around, like say a short hair Canadian wilderness man. When he didn't see Wolverine he quickly stripped off his boxers.

And he ran FREE!!!

It was then he heard giggling.

He turned around, in his full glory, to face Ororo, Betsy, Rogue, Jean and Jubilee who decided to visit.

They were staring open mouthed

"Oh mah lord!" Rogue exclaimed as she put a gloved hand to her mouth.

"Laidies." Remy said as he sweeping movement with his arm.

Storm put her hand on Jubilee's eyes, while her mouth still remained open.

"Gee Stormy. You look a little shocked." Remy said with a smirk.

Storm did not reply.

Remy gave her a smirk and turned his back and continued half running and dancing through the forest.