Twiddle dee, twiddle dum- I'm being naughty

Twiddle dee, twiddle dum- I'm being naughty. Hee hee hee, on we go to mystery *laughs as she is dragged away in a straightjacket*

Disclaimer, I didn't create any of TP's stuff, etc. etc.

Umm, there is a lot of swearing in this one, so don't say I didn't tell you.

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Chapter 4: Explanations

Daine smiled at Numair, who was halfway between rejoicing and pissed off.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!?" he practically screamed. "You fucking killed me and now you are breaking all the gods-be-damned laws of physics to bring me back to life! I was killed ten years ago, Daine, and I was meant to stay that way!"

If there was one thing that Daine had achieved in the past ten years, it was learning to toy with people. She put on a sad, dejected look. "Numair- *sniff* you know I love you. What would people say if they saw us together, you fourteen years older than I am? It would be scandalous."

He was easy to fool. "Magelet, oh, I'm so sorry- here, let me wipe those tears away-" he reached up and brushed her cheek with his fingertips.

Inwardly Daine gloated. She was cracking up. Hee hee hee, he never learns!

As if reading her thoughts, suddenly he got mad again. "But Daine," he said, "screwing the Emperor, and stormsings, and deer and who the fuck knows what else!"

Daine put on her soppy look again. "But while you were gone- I was desolate. And that barrier, Numair, the one you made between my magic and my self? When you died, it disappeared. I forgot I was human." She started to cry. I should become an actress, she thought. Players would turn green with envy.

Numair fell for it. Within half an hour, they were making love. This is just too damned easy. Men are so easy to handle…

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Yeah, that was real short. That's enough on this one, it was a good ride while it lasted. On to part three! Just one last blurb and this one is going to end.