Chapter 1: Duo meets a lot of strange peopleDuo Maxwell and QuatrŽ I-don't-know-his-last-name were in Duo's living room playing with slinkys. "I am the great employer!" Duo Maxwell said proudly, putting down his blue slinky. "Uhh don't you mean the great destroyer?" QuatrŽ asked from his Lazy Boy chair. "No, I'm gonna employ people to entertain me." Duo said. QuatrŽ: But you don't have enough money! And why do you need to be entertained all of the sudden? wait! why did the format just change? And why wasn't that last sentence caapitalized?Duo: Who knows. Anyway, once I find the funniest most entertaining person, I will hire them and pay them with potted plants. I will get the plant's from my friend who has a potted plant farm in Okinawa.QuatrŽ: Uhhh.....kay. But what are you gonna do with all of these slinkeys Relina left at your house?Duo: I'm going to trade them to android 16 for plant fertilizer. I can't pay my employees with dead plants.QuatrŽ: But isn't Android 16 from a different show?Duo: Who cares! I make the rules in this fanfic.QuatrŽ: How come you get to make the rules?Duo: Because my hair is longer and I'm more popular AND I wasn't born in a test tube.QuatrŽ; Can't argue with that.The next day, Duo held try outs for his entertainer.Duo: Next!Yoda: Make you laugh I will. Use the force I must.Her her. And after i get maany potted plants, I will use them to take over the minds of Fish and small children! mwahahahahahah!Duo: (Sweating) Yeah. I'll call you.Next!Mr. Fluffy Wuffy:(y'know the one from the fanfic by Eevee) Ahh! Water!!!!!!!!! YOu are water!!!!!!!!!!!! You...................Must...............die.........................................!!!!!!!!!(Mr. Fluffy Wuffy colapsed in convulsion of fear and pain)Duo: Next!!!!!!!!Sailor Jupiter: Nock Nock!Duo: WHo's there?S.J.: LitaDuo: Lita who?S.L.: Lita Makoto!!!! Funny huh? I actually said my last name!!!! Get it?? OH SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gave out my secret identity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm gonna have to kill you!!!!!!!Duo: Uh oh. Mr. Fluffy Wuffy! Help!!!!!!!!!Mr. Fluffy Wuffy: (Still in convulsions) Gnnnnaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! Waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!Duo: (Picks up Mr. Fluffy Wuffy and chucks it at Sailor Jupiter) Don't mess with the great employer!!!!!!!!!!!!Mr Fluffy Wuffy lands on Sailor Jupiter's face, tearing her to pieces.Jay: I'll save you!!!!!!!!! (Leaps on Mr. Fluffy Wuffy and manages to keep it kind of still while Sailor Jupiter uses Jupiter oak evolution on it just after Jay jumped clear Just like in PokŽmon when Pikachu saved Ash's hat from Charmander..................)QuatrŽ: (Suddenly appears) Who is Jay?Duo: The author's younger brother.QuatrŽ: How would you know?Duo: I make the rules in this fic, remember?QuatrŽ: Oh yeah. (sighs)Duo: On with the show. Who's next?Jim Hawking (from Outlaw star): I'm gonna sing a song that I wrote myself. It is called:Peace love and Heroine. Here it goes:I love my Heeeeerrroine!!!!!!!! I take it iin the showerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!It makes me Happpppppppppppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy and it makess me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Jim's voices cracks) Duo: uhhh.........kay.QuatrŽ: Hey you stole my line. I said that a while ago.Zechs: (trudges iin) Jim........I............need.......some.......joints...............and.............some.................sweet................love....................baby..................................(colapses iin a heap) got.............any.......hornyness.........................left? (Sudders and dies)Jim: Poor sap. He was like......a mother to me..........(Bursts into tears and runs out of Duo's house)Duo: NextEddy from Ed Edd and Eddy wlks in accompaanied by Ed and Edd.Eddy: Alright, double PEdd: It's double D. My name is spelled with two d's, not Ps.Ed: Barnicle Freddy saves the day!Jay: (Charges in and tackles Ed) You said Freddy!!!!!!! Prepare to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gnaws Ed's head off and slerps up his blood) Ha!!!!!! Scooby Doo Freddy.......you're next!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!Duo: I give up. Nobody has any talent around here.Just then Imhotep from The Mummy comes in.Imhotep: Have you seen my girlfriend?Duo: d'know, what's she look like.Imhotep: Well she has long black hair, no clothes and gold makeup.Duo: Yeah, I think I did. I'll go get her. (Runs into his basement and finds Sailor Mini Moon bound and gagged. He takes off her clothes, dies her hair black and puts gold makeup on her. Then comes out with her)Imhotep: Oh thank you!! (Eyes all glittery. Then turns to Saailor Mini Moon) Were have you been all off those thousands of years??!!Mini Moon: What do you meen? I'm Mini Moon. (Imhotepp drags her away screamiing) Duo: Yes! I finaally got rid of her!!!!!!! (Don't ask)Then Imperfect Cell walks iinCell: Have you seen an androoid around with blonde hair?Duo: Hey I have! I'll go get her. (Duo ran off and constructed an exact replica of android 18 out of slinkeys in ten seconds) Here you go.Cell: (Absorbs slinnkey android and transforms iinto a slinkey version of perfect Cell and slinkeys away)Duo: If you think that was odd, i don't blame you.QuatrŽ: Who are you talking to?Duo: All the people who will read this. It's being typed into a computer as we speak.QuatrŽ: Okay. Interesting. So now what do we do?Duo: We go to the drug store to get my film Developed.Bumm Bumm BummmmmmmmChapter 2: Duo gets his film developed