Link's Adventures with AniGal201 and *SakuraStar*!
Prologue
It was another lazy Saturday morning in Kokiri Forest and Link was trying to catch a couple of Zs, when the awful notes of a blaring saxophone and a squeaking clarinet awakened him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Link bolted straight up and was greeted then whoever then AniGal201 and *SakuraStar*.
"WAH! Who are you crazy people? And what are you doing in my house?" he cried.
"Rise 'n' shine, fairy-boy!" AniGal said, raising her sax into the air, "It's time to greet a new day!"
"Yeah!" Sakura chimed in, tossing the clarinet out the window. "Get up, Linky-Boy!"
"It's too early in the morning for this," Navi complained. "He's off duty, right now. And SO AM I! So call us back in an hour or two."
Next thing you know, Link and Navi and back to snoring.
AniGal glanced at SakuraStar. SakuraStar looked back. They both nodded together.
They both heaved the top part of the bed and Link flipped off the bed like an omelet. "OW!" Link rubbed his back in pain. "What do you want?"
"YOU HAVE PEOPLE TO SAVE, BILLS TO PAY, AND GAMES TO DELAY!" SakuraStar shouted. "Huh?" Navi mumbled.
"Who are you?"
"We're your fairy godsisters, duh."
"No, really, WHO ARE YOU?"
"We're your friends!" AniGal said dreamily and gave an eerie smile at Link.
Link backed away. "I-I got a sword, 'ya know!" he warned.
"OOOH! I'm shaking in my underwear!" SakuraStar laughed. "Like I scared of a dinky sword! Besides, my magical, "Aqua Blue Power," could easily beat your little stiletto."
"Aqua Blue Powers?" Navi questioned.
"Yeah, lemme show you."
SakuraStar cupped her hands together and an icy blue ball of glowing energy appeared between them. Then, she jumped into the air and launched it at Link knocking him into the wall.
Navi cringed. "Hey, he's not that helpless."
"Helpless?" Link grumbled from the ground after sliding from the wall. "I can beat 'em...man, my back hurts...*groan*..."
"Yeah, chump?" AniGal challenged, "I bet you can't beat my "Flaming Pink Laser Sword"!" And with that, she pulled it out from her sheath.
She performed a graceful jump attack, slicing the Kokiri Sword into shambles.
"Okay, okay! I'll do whatever you say! Just DON'T BREAK ME IN HALF!" Link pleaded.
"Get on you hands and knees," SakuraStar said.
"Kiss our shoes," AniGal added.
"I'm not that desperate!"
"AQUA BLUE POWER!"
"Okay, okay! Jeez!"
***
After Link washed his mouth from the "shoe kissing", he approached AniGal and SakuraStar. "Now what?"
"We're heading to the Coconut Temple!" SakuraStar informed him. "We need your help!"
"Do it yourself," Link mumbled. "I have better things to do."
"Hey, hey! Don't give us that sass!" AniGal snapped.
"Maybe we should help them," Navi suggested.
"Navi? HELLO! Where have you been? They just crushed my sword, sent me flying into a wall, and worst of all, they woke me up early on a perfectly fine SATURDAY MORNING!"
"Hmm...I see what you mean..."
"C'mon!" AniGal whined. "We promise we won't do any painful and physical acts of harm on you!"
"That's not going to convince me." Link frowned and crossed him arms.
"We'll give you a life supply of Cadbury Eggs," SakuraStar offered.
"HEY, WHAT ARE WE FOOLING AROUND HERE FOR? LET'S GO!" Link shouted with his fist in the air.
AniGal glared at SakuraStar. "It's always the eggs, isn't it?"
Sakura leaned over. "Wait until he finds out we don't have any," she whispered.
***
Prologue
It was another lazy Saturday morning in Kokiri Forest and Link was trying to catch a couple of Zs, when the awful notes of a blaring saxophone and a squeaking clarinet awakened him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Link bolted straight up and was greeted then whoever then AniGal201 and *SakuraStar*.
"WAH! Who are you crazy people? And what are you doing in my house?" he cried.
"Rise 'n' shine, fairy-boy!" AniGal said, raising her sax into the air, "It's time to greet a new day!"
"Yeah!" Sakura chimed in, tossing the clarinet out the window. "Get up, Linky-Boy!"
"It's too early in the morning for this," Navi complained. "He's off duty, right now. And SO AM I! So call us back in an hour or two."
Next thing you know, Link and Navi and back to snoring.
AniGal glanced at SakuraStar. SakuraStar looked back. They both nodded together.
They both heaved the top part of the bed and Link flipped off the bed like an omelet. "OW!" Link rubbed his back in pain. "What do you want?"
"YOU HAVE PEOPLE TO SAVE, BILLS TO PAY, AND GAMES TO DELAY!" SakuraStar shouted. "Huh?" Navi mumbled.
"Who are you?"
"We're your fairy godsisters, duh."
"No, really, WHO ARE YOU?"
"We're your friends!" AniGal said dreamily and gave an eerie smile at Link.
Link backed away. "I-I got a sword, 'ya know!" he warned.
"OOOH! I'm shaking in my underwear!" SakuraStar laughed. "Like I scared of a dinky sword! Besides, my magical, "Aqua Blue Power," could easily beat your little stiletto."
"Aqua Blue Powers?" Navi questioned.
"Yeah, lemme show you."
SakuraStar cupped her hands together and an icy blue ball of glowing energy appeared between them. Then, she jumped into the air and launched it at Link knocking him into the wall.
Navi cringed. "Hey, he's not that helpless."
"Helpless?" Link grumbled from the ground after sliding from the wall. "I can beat 'em...man, my back hurts...*groan*..."
"Yeah, chump?" AniGal challenged, "I bet you can't beat my "Flaming Pink Laser Sword"!" And with that, she pulled it out from her sheath.
She performed a graceful jump attack, slicing the Kokiri Sword into shambles.
"Okay, okay! I'll do whatever you say! Just DON'T BREAK ME IN HALF!" Link pleaded.
"Get on you hands and knees," SakuraStar said.
"Kiss our shoes," AniGal added.
"I'm not that desperate!"
"AQUA BLUE POWER!"
"Okay, okay! Jeez!"
***
After Link washed his mouth from the "shoe kissing", he approached AniGal and SakuraStar. "Now what?"
"We're heading to the Coconut Temple!" SakuraStar informed him. "We need your help!"
"Do it yourself," Link mumbled. "I have better things to do."
"Hey, hey! Don't give us that sass!" AniGal snapped.
"Maybe we should help them," Navi suggested.
"Navi? HELLO! Where have you been? They just crushed my sword, sent me flying into a wall, and worst of all, they woke me up early on a perfectly fine SATURDAY MORNING!"
"Hmm...I see what you mean..."
"C'mon!" AniGal whined. "We promise we won't do any painful and physical acts of harm on you!"
"That's not going to convince me." Link frowned and crossed him arms.
"We'll give you a life supply of Cadbury Eggs," SakuraStar offered.
"HEY, WHAT ARE WE FOOLING AROUND HERE FOR? LET'S GO!" Link shouted with his fist in the air.
AniGal glared at SakuraStar. "It's always the eggs, isn't it?"
Sakura leaned over. "Wait until he finds out we don't have any," she whispered.
***
