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Warning: A little weird.

Now on with the show!----------------

Goten had just reached the door of Capsule Corp. He broke the door down and ran inside.

"Uh-oh, I don't even want to be around when Vegeta wakes up!" Gohan said.

"Me neither! But Chichi will be mad if we bring him back in more than one piece so we better go get him." Goku said.

Goku and Gohan landed quietly outside Capsule Corp.

"After you." Goku said.

Gohan walked in and looked around. "Everything looks normal. Where could Goten be?" He thought. A loud crash from down the hall answered his question.

"Aw man! What did he do? C'mon Dad." Gohan said and quietly lead the way down the hall.

When they got there, perfume bottles, lotion and white powder was all over the floor. In the middle of the mess, Goten was asleep but still shaking all over and talking in his sleep.

"What the hell?!" Vegeta's voice came from his bedroom.

Goku and Gohan immediately pushed down their ki's.

"What is it? Is there a robber?" Bulma's voice came.

"Uh-oh, sleeping beauty's awake! Hurry, grab Goten." Goku said whispered. Gohan carefully picked up Goten and they started down the hall. A big ki blast zoomed past their heads and hit the ceiling making a rather large hole.

"Oh, he found us." Gohan said nervously.

"What? Kakarotto? What are you doing here this early?" Vegeta demanded.

"It's a long story." Goku said.

"Well, go ahead. I have all the time you'll need now that I'm up!" Vegeta said angrily.

"Well, I think Gohan should tell you." Goku said.

"Oh thanks dad." Gohan said. "Well, it's kind of funny actually. See, I was up late ..." Gohan explained the whole thing to Vegeta.

"You gave him espresso?! And then four more cups of coffee?! Kakarotto, your son's more stupid than you!" Vegeta said.

"Hey, I'm not stupid, I just didn't know what espresso was." Gohan said defensively.

"Well, since he's asleep now we'll take him back home." Goku said. As the two started walking away, Goten's eyes sprang open. He jumped out of Gohan's arms and started running towards Trunks' room.

"Aw man! What did you let go?" Goku said to Gohan.

"He surprised me" Gohan said.

"Well, I think Trunks will take care of him." Vegeta said with his famous smirk.

"AAHHHH!" They heard the purple haired wonder boy scream like a girl. "What?! Goten?! Why the hell are you here?! It's only five thirty!" Trunks said.

"Java java java!" Goten yelled. They heard glass break.

"Where is he?" Gohan asked Trunks.

"He flew away. Toward your house I guess. Man I was having the coolest dream too. I was in Mc Donald's...."

"That's nice Trunks. I'll see you later" Gohan said and took off after Goten.

"Uh, I guess I should help clean up." Goku said.

"No! The Woman will take care of that! Just leave Kakarotto!" Vegeta said running out of patience.

"Okay." Goku said and took off through the window. Five minutes later Goku arrived at his house. Goten and Gohan were out front. Gohan was trying to catch Goten but with no success. Goku landed in front of Goten. Goten stopped and looked up at his dad.

Clunk! Goten fell over.

"Huh?" Goku asked. He looked up. There was Chichi with a frying pan in her hand.

"Oh, heh, thanks. I thought I was the only one you hit with a frying pan." Goku said laughing.

There was another clunk. Goku fell down next to Goten.

"Ha ha! Good one Mom! But now we should get them inside and in bed." Gohan said.

Gohan picked Goku and Chichi picked up Goten. They put them in bed.

Gohan yawned, "Hey ya know what Mom? I could go for a coffee." There was another clunk and Gohan fell to the floor.

-fin-