Disclaimer:I dont own anything on this show
except Blak... so dont sue me...I am broke
anyway...

BLAK'S TALK SHOW!!!!


*The setting is at a tv station, with chairs and
a desk. On the desk is Blak, waving at the camera*

Blak: Hi There! this is my first ever Talk show!
I'll be hopping from anime shows to other anime
shows! Anyway...onto tonite's show..umm..*squints
at the cue cards* Aww damnit I can't read them
from here! Fuck!*pulls out a gun from his desk
and fires at the cue cards* okay...our first
guest is Mister Gene Starwind!

*Gene walks in and sits down onto one of the
chairs"

Blak: Hi...

Gene: Hi Blak!

Blak: Ooookay! Umm... where do you get that
'sweeeet' caster gun thingy?

Gene: secret *folds his arms*

Blak: aww come on! I want one!

Gene: You ain't having mine

Blak: who did you get it from then?

Gene: Fred...

Blak: Eww...nevermind..I dont wanna know what
you did to get that...

Gene: what do you mean? You dont think I can
afford it!?

Blak: well umm... no. By the looks of your damn
clothes I dont think so...Where the hell did
you get them...the one dollar store or something?

Gene: Hell naw! *pulls out his caster and aims it
at Blak* What the hell are you saying!?

Blak: um...*pulls out his gun and aims it at Gene*
Ha!

Gene: You dumbass..You emptied that out when you
shot the cue cards...

Blak: oh...yeah...damnit..Bring out Jim Hawking!

*jim walks onto the stage and sits next to Gene*

Jim: Hiya!

Gene: Hey Jim!

Jim: Hiya Gene!

Blak: ... umm...okay...tell me Jim... how the hell
did you get so damn smart so fast?

Jim: I read alot...

Blak: DUH! What kind of answer was that!? Gah! hold
up...commercial break!

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*Aisha is standing in a litter box with a big litter
bag in the background*

Aisha: Cats like me need to keep fresh! So buy Scoop!

*she kicks some kitty litter out of the box*

Aisha: So...umm.. JUST BUY THE DAMN THING! pweaz
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Blak:And we're back! *mummbles,'that commercial
sucks...' Any way...Lets bring Melfina..uh...no last
name out!

*melfina walks out and sits on the floor cuz theres
no more chairs*

Mel: Hi Blak!

Gene: Hey Mel..sit on my lap..its more comfier

Mel: um..okay Gene

*stands up and sits on gene's lap*

Blak: ...

Jim: HEY WHAT THE FUCK! HOW COME I DONT GET TO SIT
ON YOUR LAP ANYMORE GENE!?!?

Blak: Ooo! naughty language for an eleven year
old...

Jim: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Gene: umm... your too heavy for me Jim

Jim: NANI!? MELS HEAVIER THEN I AM!

Mel: I'm fat!? Is that it Jim!? Your calling me fat!?

Blak: ...

Gene: Jim! DONT CALL HER FAT! SHES NOT FAT DAMNIT!

Jim: DON'T SHOUT AT ME BECAUSE I'M SMALLER THEN ANY
ONE ELSE IN THIS ROOM!!!

*a midget elf walks by holding the sign saying,'I'm
Blak's sister'*

Jim: Okay...I'm the second smallest...

Gene: I dont give a damn how small you are or that
the fucking midget is Blak's Sis-

Blak: HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SISTER THAT WAY!

Gene: BITE ME!!!

*Mel bites Gene's nose*

Gene: Aww Hell! My nose! Mel! What the hell was
that for!?!

Mel: You said Bite you do I bit you gene...

Jim: shes a dumbass...

Gene: HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jim: MAKE ME!

Blak: Umm...commercial break again!

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*Suzuka and Fred appear, Suzuka's holding 'berbal
essencies' Then a song appears.

(hes got the urge! Hes got the urge to Berbal!)

*Fred farts*

(Hes gotta berbal in the shower, for another half
an hour!)

*Fred Makes a long fart*

Suzuka: Berbal essencies...It makes you wanna
berbal!
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*Blak holds his nose as He watches Gene and Jim
Fight all over the floor*

Blak: Hey Mel... can't you smell Fred's cheese?

Fred: Cheese Where?!?!

Mel: Well..no, I can smell...but I choose not to
smell it...

Blak: Oooohh...okay...umm...well thats all for
today! Hopefully we'll get Suzuka, Fred, And
Aisha here next time! Until later! Buh Bye now!


(Reveiw...please..this was my first talk show
ever..)