Disclaimer:I dont own anything on this show
except Blak... so dont sue me...I am broke
anyway...
BLAK'S TALK SHOW!!!!
*The setting is at a tv station, with chairs and
a desk. On the desk is Blak, waving at the camera*
Blak: Hi There! this is my first ever Talk show!
I'll be hopping from anime shows to other anime
shows! Anyway...onto tonite's show..umm..*squints
at the cue cards* Aww damnit I can't read them
from here! Fuck!*pulls out a gun from his desk
and fires at the cue cards* okay...our first
guest is Mister Gene Starwind!
*Gene walks in and sits down onto one of the
chairs"
Blak: Hi...
Gene: Hi Blak!
Blak: Ooookay! Umm... where do you get that
'sweeeet' caster gun thingy?
Gene: secret *folds his arms*
Blak: aww come on! I want one!
Gene: You ain't having mine
Blak: who did you get it from then?
Gene: Fred...
Blak: Eww...nevermind..I dont wanna know what
you did to get that...
Gene: what do you mean? You dont think I can
afford it!?
Blak: well umm... no. By the looks of your damn
clothes I dont think so...Where the hell did
you get them...the one dollar store or something?
Gene: Hell naw! *pulls out his caster and aims it
at Blak* What the hell are you saying!?
Blak: um...*pulls out his gun and aims it at Gene*
Ha!
Gene: You dumbass..You emptied that out when you
shot the cue cards...
Blak: oh...yeah...damnit..Bring out Jim Hawking!
*jim walks onto the stage and sits next to Gene*
Jim: Hiya!
Gene: Hey Jim!
Jim: Hiya Gene!
Blak: ... umm...okay...tell me Jim... how the hell
did you get so damn smart so fast?
Jim: I read alot...
Blak: DUH! What kind of answer was that!? Gah! hold
up...commercial break!
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*Aisha is standing in a litter box with a big litter
bag in the background*
Aisha: Cats like me need to keep fresh! So buy Scoop!
*she kicks some kitty litter out of the box*
Aisha: So...umm.. JUST BUY THE DAMN THING! pweaz
=^-^=
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blak:And we're back! *mummbles,'that commercial
sucks...' Any way...Lets bring Melfina..uh...no last
name out!
*melfina walks out and sits on the floor cuz theres
no more chairs*
Mel: Hi Blak!
Gene: Hey Mel..sit on my lap..its more comfier
Mel: um..okay Gene
*stands up and sits on gene's lap*
Blak: ...
Jim: HEY WHAT THE FUCK! HOW COME I DONT GET TO SIT
ON YOUR LAP ANYMORE GENE!?!?
Blak: Ooo! naughty language for an eleven year
old...
Jim: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Gene: umm... your too heavy for me Jim
Jim: NANI!? MELS HEAVIER THEN I AM!
Mel: I'm fat!? Is that it Jim!? Your calling me fat!?
Blak: ...
Gene: Jim! DONT CALL HER FAT! SHES NOT FAT DAMNIT!
Jim: DON'T SHOUT AT ME BECAUSE I'M SMALLER THEN ANY
ONE ELSE IN THIS ROOM!!!
*a midget elf walks by holding the sign saying,'I'm
Blak's sister'*
Jim: Okay...I'm the second smallest...
Gene: I dont give a damn how small you are or that
the fucking midget is Blak's Sis-
Blak: HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SISTER THAT WAY!
Gene: BITE ME!!!
*Mel bites Gene's nose*
Gene: Aww Hell! My nose! Mel! What the hell was
that for!?!
Mel: You said Bite you do I bit you gene...
Jim: shes a dumbass...
Gene: HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jim: MAKE ME!
Blak: Umm...commercial break again!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Suzuka and Fred appear, Suzuka's holding 'berbal
essencies' Then a song appears.
(hes got the urge! Hes got the urge to Berbal!)
*Fred farts*
(Hes gotta berbal in the shower, for another half
an hour!)
*Fred Makes a long fart*
Suzuka: Berbal essencies...It makes you wanna
berbal!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Blak holds his nose as He watches Gene and Jim
Fight all over the floor*
Blak: Hey Mel... can't you smell Fred's cheese?
Fred: Cheese Where?!?!
Mel: Well..no, I can smell...but I choose not to
smell it...
Blak: Oooohh...okay...umm...well thats all for
today! Hopefully we'll get Suzuka, Fred, And
Aisha here next time! Until later! Buh Bye now!
(Reveiw...please..this was my first talk show
ever..)
except Blak... so dont sue me...I am broke
anyway...
BLAK'S TALK SHOW!!!!
*The setting is at a tv station, with chairs and
a desk. On the desk is Blak, waving at the camera*
Blak: Hi There! this is my first ever Talk show!
I'll be hopping from anime shows to other anime
shows! Anyway...onto tonite's show..umm..*squints
at the cue cards* Aww damnit I can't read them
from here! Fuck!*pulls out a gun from his desk
and fires at the cue cards* okay...our first
guest is Mister Gene Starwind!
*Gene walks in and sits down onto one of the
chairs"
Blak: Hi...
Gene: Hi Blak!
Blak: Ooookay! Umm... where do you get that
'sweeeet' caster gun thingy?
Gene: secret *folds his arms*
Blak: aww come on! I want one!
Gene: You ain't having mine
Blak: who did you get it from then?
Gene: Fred...
Blak: Eww...nevermind..I dont wanna know what
you did to get that...
Gene: what do you mean? You dont think I can
afford it!?
Blak: well umm... no. By the looks of your damn
clothes I dont think so...Where the hell did
you get them...the one dollar store or something?
Gene: Hell naw! *pulls out his caster and aims it
at Blak* What the hell are you saying!?
Blak: um...*pulls out his gun and aims it at Gene*
Ha!
Gene: You dumbass..You emptied that out when you
shot the cue cards...
Blak: oh...yeah...damnit..Bring out Jim Hawking!
*jim walks onto the stage and sits next to Gene*
Jim: Hiya!
Gene: Hey Jim!
Jim: Hiya Gene!
Blak: ... umm...okay...tell me Jim... how the hell
did you get so damn smart so fast?
Jim: I read alot...
Blak: DUH! What kind of answer was that!? Gah! hold
up...commercial break!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Aisha is standing in a litter box with a big litter
bag in the background*
Aisha: Cats like me need to keep fresh! So buy Scoop!
*she kicks some kitty litter out of the box*
Aisha: So...umm.. JUST BUY THE DAMN THING! pweaz
=^-^=
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blak:And we're back! *mummbles,'that commercial
sucks...' Any way...Lets bring Melfina..uh...no last
name out!
*melfina walks out and sits on the floor cuz theres
no more chairs*
Mel: Hi Blak!
Gene: Hey Mel..sit on my lap..its more comfier
Mel: um..okay Gene
*stands up and sits on gene's lap*
Blak: ...
Jim: HEY WHAT THE FUCK! HOW COME I DONT GET TO SIT
ON YOUR LAP ANYMORE GENE!?!?
Blak: Ooo! naughty language for an eleven year
old...
Jim: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Gene: umm... your too heavy for me Jim
Jim: NANI!? MELS HEAVIER THEN I AM!
Mel: I'm fat!? Is that it Jim!? Your calling me fat!?
Blak: ...
Gene: Jim! DONT CALL HER FAT! SHES NOT FAT DAMNIT!
Jim: DON'T SHOUT AT ME BECAUSE I'M SMALLER THEN ANY
ONE ELSE IN THIS ROOM!!!
*a midget elf walks by holding the sign saying,'I'm
Blak's sister'*
Jim: Okay...I'm the second smallest...
Gene: I dont give a damn how small you are or that
the fucking midget is Blak's Sis-
Blak: HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SISTER THAT WAY!
Gene: BITE ME!!!
*Mel bites Gene's nose*
Gene: Aww Hell! My nose! Mel! What the hell was
that for!?!
Mel: You said Bite you do I bit you gene...
Jim: shes a dumbass...
Gene: HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jim: MAKE ME!
Blak: Umm...commercial break again!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Suzuka and Fred appear, Suzuka's holding 'berbal
essencies' Then a song appears.
(hes got the urge! Hes got the urge to Berbal!)
*Fred farts*
(Hes gotta berbal in the shower, for another half
an hour!)
*Fred Makes a long fart*
Suzuka: Berbal essencies...It makes you wanna
berbal!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Blak holds his nose as He watches Gene and Jim
Fight all over the floor*
Blak: Hey Mel... can't you smell Fred's cheese?
Fred: Cheese Where?!?!
Mel: Well..no, I can smell...but I choose not to
smell it...
Blak: Oooohh...okay...umm...well thats all for
today! Hopefully we'll get Suzuka, Fred, And
Aisha here next time! Until later! Buh Bye now!
(Reveiw...please..this was my first talk show
ever..)
