Disclaimer: Just like the last fanfic I wrote...I dont own
anything on this fanfic except for Blak, So please.....DONT
SUE ME!!! ;


Blak's Talk Show Part 2

(The whole scene is at the television station again)

Blak: And welcome back to another Episode of Blak's...thats
me... Talk show Outlaw Star style! I'm sorry to say
that our guest, Gene Starwind, from yesterday's show
is in the hospital because of the arguement between
him and his comrade, Jim Hawkings! Who, surprisingly
came out Unharmed during the fight! Anyway,lets bring
out the kid!

(Jim stomps onto the stage and plops into a chair, folding
his arms)

Jim: ...

Blak: Hey Jim? Whats the matter?

Jim: ...

Blak: Sore throat? Pierced your tongue? Lost your voice?

Jim: No....you just called me a kid...

Blak: but you are one!

Jim: ...

Blak: Aww...I'm sorry...here...umm...have a lolli pop!

(Blak pulls out a lolli pop and waves it infront of Jim. Jim
grabs the lolli pop and greedly puts it in his mouth)

Jim: Okay! I'm happy now! ^_^

Blak: *sweatdrops* Umm yeah.... thats nice to hear... now
um...is it true that you like Aisha?

(Jim still sucks on the lolli pop and nods)

Blak: Well okay! Lets Bring out Aisha Clanclan!

(Aisha walks onto the stage and picks Jim up, hugging him
until he turns blue)

Aisha: Hi Jimmy!

Jim: Aisha....need....to...*cough* breath...

Aisha: Gomen!

Blak: *sweatdrops* .... Do you do that all the time?

Jim: yeah...*cough* constantly...

Aisha: Umm..Gotta problem with that?

Blak: NO! umm...no problems what so ever...

Jim: heheh...

Aisha: Good...cuz If ya do! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE CTARL
CTARL ARMY IS MADE OF!

Blak: Mmmmkay...Anyway...WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUESTS ON OUR
SHOW! COME OUT CARTMEN AND KENNY!

Cartmen: Ooo! look a fat ass cat person!

Kenny: Mahmumha tehmu hebuto

Blak: Say what?

Cartmen: He said... Shes not fatass! She looks like my mom!

Aisha: DAMN Y'ALL!

(Aisha runs towards kenny and rips his head off)

Aisha: MWAHAHAH!

Kenny: x.x

Cartmen: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY!!!

Jim: YOU BASTARD!

(Aisha turns around and glares at Jim)

Jim: Sorry... couldn't help it..

Blak: *sweatdrops even more* ...Ooookay!

Cartmen: Noooooooo! Kennnnnnny!

Aisha: ...

Jim: ...

Blak: ...

Cartmen: what?

Blak: anyway...damn it nevah mind... Commercial!

(jim runs off the stage)
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(Jim come into the Commercial setting)

Jim: This is Jim Hawkings speaking! Hi! Need luck?
Need Help? If yeah do...I'M FOR SALE! Thats
right! Gene wont be around so I'll be here! ^_^
Call 1-800-buy-jim or go on line and ummm...
nevermind...I for got to set up a web page :(
WELL BUY ME! I'M ONLY A PHONE CALL AWAY!

(gilliam) Voice: thats 1-800-buy-jim, the pay is 20
wongs per day! Call now while hes still
available!
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(Jim runs back on stage and Aisha runs Off to find a
phone)

Aisha: WHATS THAT NUMBER?

Jim: Heheh...

Cartmen: Thats lame! I want my chin pokemon!

Blak: ...

Jim: I'll kill your chinpokemon with my shoe!

Cartmen: Hell no! Me rooster can kill your shoe!

Aisha:(sweatdrops) ...

(Jim chucks his shoe and the rooster, knocking it
down and breaking it)

Cartmen: HOLY SHIT! NOOOOOOO!

Blak: Oh My God!

Aisha: You killed Rooster!

Cartmen: YOU BASTARD!

Jim: ...

Blak: ummm...I'm taking a break....Trowa from
Gundam Wing is the new host for today. Come on
out Trowa!!

(A/N: I'm not putting his name down so I'm using
his face instead V/.o heheh)

V/.o: hello...

Aisha: Oooo! Trowa-chan!

V/.o: (sweatdrops) ...

Jim: w-wha? What about me? no Jimmy-kun?

Aisha: huh wha? oh...thats old! I like Trowa
better!

Jim: (pouts) TROWA!!!!

V/.o: ...

(Jim tackles Trowa and throws punches at him.
the security members, Heero and Duo, take the
kicking boy into the back stage's cage)

V/.o: thats all for our show to night...

(Fred pops in and shouts around)

Fred: WHAT ABOUT ME! I'M SUPPOSE TO BE IN THIS
SHOW!!

V/.o: you are now aren't you?

Fred: .... rip off...

V/.^: heheheh

The End

Author: Watch our gundam wing! your next to be
talked about! Mwahahah! Be on the look out for
Blak, Tenki, And A very rarely popping in
Washu.